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Watching him struggle to do basic things with his one working arm is just sad at this point. Why is he still bothering to keep this show going. He really needs to retire.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Super Hans
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Because then Tam Ham is going to make his fat ass get a real job. Imagine the pissing and moaning he'd spout on Boomerbook when he'd keep failing interviews for brain dead jobs because he couldn't justify a 25 year employment gap.
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How Tammy hasn't murdered or divorced him is honestly baffling to me. He posted this at roughly 2 pm, and had the absolute gall to tag Tammy (an hour later, for some reason) who was undoubtedly working at her real job while he farted around the house doing fuck all. I've said it before, I'll say it again: no jury would convict.
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Interesting line uttered at 9:29.
"I'm gonna pack this up, let Tammy try it." Preparing a lunch for Tammy, or is she living elsewhere now?
"I'm gonna pack this up, let Tammy try it." Preparing a lunch for Tammy, or is she living elsewhere now?
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Has there been no Facebook abortion sperging? Astonishing if not.
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This annoyed me for some reason. No one makes me more MATI than Jack.
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if you want to see jack constantly get dunked on, check out his twitter. it's surprising he hasn't made it private yet, or maybe he isn't aware that he can?
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Possibly one of the most accomplished female gymnasts of the past century but I guess because she's black and not a man Mushbrain isn't interested in knowing who she is.
What a retard.
The key to making a souffle is to gently fold in the egg whites. And that's after making the bechamel sauce properly. Of course he can't and fucks it up.
A real souffle would have puffed up more than that. It's obvious his fell because he's a complete and utter tard.
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Yup, there is definitely some tension on Jack's house, most likely something's up all thanks to what's happening lately,
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The recipe also says a pinch of cayenne pepper, not paprika. I knew it was going to collapse and not rise properly, but I never thought he would fuck up folding in the egg whites.
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FULL STOP
Jack Scalfani has removed spice from a recipe.
We all know he used to add spice to make sure tammy didn't eat his food. Replacing cayenne with paprika is 100% Jack trying to appease tammy.
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This dude is constantly talking about the technique of folding. And he is usually demonstrating it like a moron with a fork, in a recipe that isnt delicate, like that plum pudding fruit cake thing. Here is his chance to redeem himself, but nope. Like how do you fuck shit up this often? Do most of the recipes he steals have step-by-step individual photos? Maybe he is relying on that instead of reading the actual directions. I still think he is functionally illiterate and makes do relying on text-to-speech to both read and write.
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Guarantee he's going to use that insufferable praying Bitmoji.
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Souffles are difficult even if you do know what you're doing. The last time I tried to make them, I had 1 rise beautiffully, while the other 3 just collapsed, even though they all came from the same batch.
As for 'folding' in ingrediants...
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It's a big thing with evangelicals and megachurches at the moment; doom and gloom End Times sermons get asses in seats and rake in cash. Of course, it's also not the first wave of End Times sermons due to foreign conflict, global illness and food shortages and it likely won't be the last. Right now, a lot of areas with comparatively bad shortages have a lot of anxious people and the modern megachurch would be remiss if they didn't capitalize on it.
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That's actually kind of odd. I've smartass replied to Jack over Twitter with a few alt accounts, he's never bothered to block them. I assume he either doesn't care or muted them.
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He seems to be more active on Twitter these past few months.
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It's because of Elon buying it.
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Folding in the ingredients takes patience and two hands. Two things that Mushbrain doesn't have.
And yes, even experienced chefs occasionally fail when trying to make a souffle. They're very tricky and tempermental. The one Jagoff made was too liquid, he beat out too much of the air so it didn't rise properly. And literally a few minutes can spell the difference between a perfect souffle and one that collapsed.
It's been going on for thousands of years now and it's not going to stop. There will always be wars, food shortages and some kind of disease making the rounds. It's just after the last time the world was going to end, I think it was last Tuesday, they ignore that it didn't happen and focus on the NEW date when it's sure to happen this time.