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Bros all I want is a big muscular bulldyke gf but all the cute dykes of any capacity are trooning out (:_(

For real though I've been thinking of trying to hit the dating scene again but how the fuck are you even supposed to do that when simply putting "no penis pls <3" on your lesbian dating profile can get you banned?

I *loathe* the idea of online dating websites, but my area isnt exactly swarming with dating prospects for lgbs, at least not out in the open.

What do?
Say JK Rowling is your fav author on your bio
 
Bros all I want is a big muscular bulldyke gf but all the cute dykes of any capacity are trooning out (:_(

For real though I've been thinking of trying to hit the dating scene again but how the fuck are you even supposed to do that when simply putting "no penis pls <3" on your lesbian dating profile can get you banned?

I *loathe* the idea of online dating websites, but my area isnt exactly swarming with dating prospects for lgbs, at least not out in the open.

What do?
Have you tried putting no uggo chicks on your banner?
 
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Bros all I want is a big muscular bulldyke gf but all the cute dykes of any capacity are trooning out (:_(

For real though I've been thinking of trying to hit the dating scene again but how the fuck are you even supposed to do that when simply putting "no penis pls <3" on your lesbian dating profile can get you banned?

I *loathe* the idea of online dating websites, but my area isnt exactly swarming with dating prospects for lgbs, at least not out in the open.

What do?
When I dated I simply ignored troons. Didn’t swipe on them, any that approached at a bar and asked for my number or name I’d just politely excuse myself or make up a boyfriend/girlfriend/whatever seemed most likely to get them to leave me alone. The best way to stealthily save your sanity without being mobbed by handmaidens is to give them less than a moment’s consideration, nothing more nothing less.
 
Lesbian Music List & Videos

Artists:
  • G Flip (electronic rock/pop)
  • Girl in Red (alternative indie)
  • GIRLI (zoomer music)
  • Haley Kiyoko
  • King Princess
  • La Roux (pop/ electronica)
  • Melissa Ethridge (an OG here)
  • Poppy (pop)
  • PP Cocaine (rap/ hip hop)
  • Soko (indie)
  • TATU
  • Teagan & Sara
  • Tess Violet

Notable mentions (songs by dudes that are either funny or supportive)
  • Girls want to be with the girls by Talking Heads
  • She Likes Girls by Metro Station
  • She Must Be A Lesbian by The Midnight Beast (comedy song)

1950 by King Princess
RIP AYABAMBI the dance duo they were together 4 years, got engaged, and broke up. Yes I'm still mad about it.
We Might Be Dead By Tomorrow by SOKO (highly underrated)

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Aren't teagan & Sara tranny simps? I used to like them but haven't been able to listen to them since I heard that as the thought they might suck tranny dick grosses me out
 
Aren't teagan & Sara tranny simps? I used to like them but haven't been able to listen to them since I heard that as the thought they might suck tranny dick grosses me out
I like TATU as a nostalgia thing, but I think them being lesbian was just performance art that they LARPed was real in public until one of them got pregnant by a boyfriend.
 
When I dated I simply ignored troons. Didn’t swipe on them, any that approached at a bar and asked for my number or name I’d just politely excuse myself or make up a boyfriend/girlfriend/whatever seemed most likely to get them to leave me alone. The best way to stealthily save your sanity without being mobbed by handmaidens is to give them less than a moment’s consideration, nothing more nothing less.
Tbh that's about how I deal with everything I dislike. Gray rock 'em or however it's called.

Tbh I'm scared to see how many trannies might be in my area too :'(
 
I like TATU as a nostalgia thing, but I think them being lesbian was just performance art that they LARPed was real in public until one of them got pregnant by a boyfriend.
Hell didn't one of them end up being super homophobic?

Russia being homophobic unfortunately is not a new phenomenon.
 
Tbh that's about how I deal with everything I dislike. Gray rock 'em or however it's called.

Tbh I'm scared to see how many trannies might be in my area too :'(
I'm actually tempted to make an account just to see but I'd be scared if them recognising me, I've already seen a few in person and one who lives super close with what looks like basketballs down his shirt.
 
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I'm still closeted pretty much everywhere but online but one of my cousins is a lesbian who is getting married in a few months. I bring it up because I can't help but be frustrated over the difference in reproductive care we receive. We both had cervical cancer and they gave her a hysterectomy no problem. They keep denying one for me because I'm still young (I'm not) and I might change my mind on kids. At this point, even if I got pregnant, I couldn't successfully carry to term because I've had so much of my cervix removed.

Anyway, who was everyone's childhood crush? I totally wanted to be like Debbie Thornberry as a kid.
If you're not openly trans or gay you're still a potential incubator in the eyes of docs. They can't stomach the idea of "A WOMAN??? NOT FULFILLING HER DUUUUTTY TO BIRTH CHILDREN????".

I was a big Matrix fan as a kid, so, naturally, I had crushes on Trinity and Switch:
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I also thought Chell was pretty cute. I dressed up as her for a halloween party one year, sewed the whole jumpsuit and everything.

Bros all I want is a big muscular bulldyke gf but all the cute dykes of any capacity are trooning out (:_(

For real though I've been thinking of trying to hit the dating scene again but how the fuck are you even supposed to do that when simply putting "no penis pls <3" on your lesbian dating profile can get you banned?

I *loathe* the idea of online dating websites, but my area isnt exactly swarming with dating prospects for lgbs, at least not out in the open.

What do?
Just ignore the troons lol. Motorcycle dive bars and gyms should have who you're looking for :)
 
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In retrospect, 13 year old me instantly thinking she was the tits was not entirely heterosexual

Also the day I realized I found Aina Sakhalin attractive is something I'm pretty sure I'm still processing, given my autistic-ass love/hate feelings about her (the writing of 08th MS Team kinda takes a nosedive in the second half&Shiro and Aina are the worst parts)
 
I'm still closeted pretty much everywhere but online but one of my cousins is a lesbian who is getting married in a few months. I bring it up because I can't help but be frustrated over the difference in reproductive care we receive. We both had cervical cancer and they gave her a hysterectomy no problem. They keep denying one for me because I'm still young (I'm not) and I might change my mind on kids. At this point, even if I got pregnant, I couldn't successfully carry to term because I've had so much of my cervix removed.

Anyway, who was everyone's childhood crush? I totally wanted to be like Debbie Thornberry as a kid.
My guess on that shit is that it boils down to concerns about fertility rate. A group of men getting snipped isn't as big of a hit, since 1 dude (slut) could put babies in multiple women. A group of women getting sterilized would be a larger loss since 1 lady (slut) wouldn't get the same reproductive yield from multiple men. Due to the gross treatment girls get once they start growing boobs/hips, a lot of them resent the sexualization/babymaker expectation and push back in a bunch of different ways. As age grows, it's easier to think about having a child without the puberty baggage tainting it by association.

So they're trying to avoid the breeders not being able to breed when they actually want to. Of course, I think it would be ideal if doctors would make it clear that we can't go back from this (not that it isn't obvious, but some idiots would need it). We sign paperwork, including something that says the patient made their choice to do it. If the dumbass cries about the sterilization procedure gasp sterilizing them, are their genes really the best?

Childhood crush was the fucking Neopets faeries. Especially the Dark Faeries because purple/edgy.
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God I loved fetching keychains and swords for this asshole. All she ever did was sit in her evil lair and bask in the bitch aesthetic. And reeee for a day if you gave her ex enemy a sandwich.
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These ones used to teach your pets satanic arts if you freed them from bottles. Or commit blood sacrifices to increase their HP for a stuffed animal.
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Goth sisters. They were lore characters on the site but evil minions in that godawful video game. Still loved their style.
 
My guess on that shit is that it boils down to concerns about fertility rate. A group of men getting snipped isn't as big of a hit, since 1 dude (slut) could put babies in multiple women. A group of women getting sterilized would be a larger loss since 1 lady (slut) wouldn't get the same reproductive yield from multiple men. Due to the gross treatment girls get once they start growing boobs/hips, a lot of them resent the sexualization/babymaker expectation and push back in a bunch of different ways. As age grows, it's easier to think about having a child without the puberty baggage tainting it by association.

So they're trying to avoid the breeders not being able to breed when they actually want to. Of course, I think it would be ideal if doctors would make it clear that we can't go back from this (not that it isn't obvious, but some idiots would need it). We sign paperwork, including something that says the patient made their choice to do it. If the dumbass cries about the sterilization procedure gasp sterilizing them, are their genes really the best?

Childhood crush was the fucking Neopets faeries. Especially the Dark Faeries because purple/edgy.
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God I loved fetching keychains and swords for this asshole. All she ever did was sit in her evil lair and bask in the bitch aesthetic. And reeee for a day if you gave her ex enemy a sandwich.
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These ones used to teach your pets satanic arts if you freed them from bottles. Or commit blood sacrifices to increase their HP for a stuffed animal.
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Goth sisters. They were lore characters on the site but evil minions in that godawful video game. Still loved their style.
It’s also worth noting that men recover from vasectomies since the “wires” can reattach and heal. So for a woman to choose sterilization it will almost always be an absolute one way choice.
 
My guess on that shit is that it boils down to concerns about fertility rate. A group of men getting snipped isn't as big of a hit, since 1 dude (slut) could put babies in multiple women. A group of women getting sterilized would be a larger loss since 1 lady (slut) wouldn't get the same reproductive yield from multiple men. Due to the gross treatment girls get once they start growing boobs/hips, a lot of them resent the sexualization/babymaker expectation and push back in a bunch of different ways. As age grows, it's easier to think about having a child without the puberty baggage tainting it by association.

So they're trying to avoid the breeders not being able to breed when they actually want to. Of course, I think it would be ideal if doctors would make it clear that we can't go back from this (not that it isn't obvious, but some idiots would need it). We sign paperwork, including something that says the patient made their choice to do it. If the dumbass cries about the sterilization procedure gasp sterilizing them, are their genes really the best?

Childhood crush was the fucking Neopets faeries. Especially the Dark Faeries because purple/edgy.
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God I loved fetching keychains and swords for this asshole. All she ever did was sit in her evil lair and bask in the bitch aesthetic. And reeee for a day if you gave her ex enemy a sandwich.
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These ones used to teach your pets satanic arts if you freed them from bottles. Or commit blood sacrifices to increase their HP for a stuffed animal.
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Goth sisters. They were lore characters on the site but evil minions in that godawful video game. Still loved their style.
Kinda wild you can sign an informed consent paper and get your dick inverted or your tits hacked off, but can't to have your uterus removed (unless you are a troon)

I have reproductive issues and terrible periods and 0 wish to carry a child. But fuck me I have to suffer debilitating pain and I have to lose like 3 days out of a month but lil Aiden gets the ampole installed or she'll totally kill herself guys :(

I may be just a little salty about this
 
I’ve been begging for help for years. They won’t even give me a contraceptive that actually works for me to stop my periods (long story, doesn’t matter).

No-one has ever asked my sexuality. I take a medication that is dangerous for a baby and accepted my “I don’t have sex” without comment.
 
I’ve been begging for help for years. They won’t even give me a contraceptive that actually works for me to stop my periods (long story, doesn’t matter).

No-one has ever asked my sexuality. I take a medication that is dangerous for a baby and accepted my “I don’t have sex” without comment.
Holy fuck, how incompetent are your doctors? I thought at least IUDs/Plan B/whatever had a lot less of a barrier than hysto
 
I like TATU as a nostalgia thing, but I think them being lesbian was just performance art that they LARPed was real in public until one of them got pregnant by a boyfriend.
Probably late, but I'm old enough to remember them getting called out for (what we'd call today) "queer baiting" as at least one of them was in a committed, heterosexual relationship at the peak of their popularity here in the US.

Childhood crush was the fucking Neopets faeries. Especially the Dark Faeries because purple/edgy.
Feels, bro. Did you know that site is still a thing?!

I was somehow able to log back in to my nearly 20-year-old account a few months back and have been happily Lab Ray-zapping and playing Sakmet Solitaire almost every day since then! lol

Aren't teagan & Sara tranny simps? I used to like them but haven't been able to listen to them since I heard that as the thought they might suck tranny dick grosses me out
It wouldn't surprise me. Shame, though, since I met one of them back in 2008 and she complimented me on my hair and jacket. Didn't realize who it was unitl she had just walked away and right away my other lesbian co-worker rushed up and was like..."You know who that was right?!" And I was like, "yeah, but not sure if it was Tegan or Sara?" :christine:
 
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