Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[GenociderSyo]

Buy up all the pills that others need so they cam come to your house for them....

 

[Logical Fallacies]

God damnit, Corissa always looks like she has severe Rosacea, Seborrheic Dermatitis and a sun burn at the same time.

J continues to look like the Michelin man's 5 year old toddler child but with acanthosis nigricans.

The puppy is super cute but if they let their dog continue to chew up papers he will start chewing the mail and other things. Corissa is probably too lazy to get up and scold him. I can just see how they let him grow into a big, wild dog that is unmanageable and then they give him up for adoption.

Also, I fucking love lesbians, but this new slew of fat, woke, u-haul lesbians by choice who call themselves queer and non-binary really get on my nerves. This is way worse then all the girls in the late 90's calling themselves bisexual to be more edgy. Looking at you Corissa.

Buy up all the pills that others need so they cam come to your house for them....
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Lol, as if these two bitches have ever done something selfless for another person.

 

[thejackal]

Buy up all the pills that others need so they cam come to your house for them....
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J, in her 20s, is housebound and struggles to work her part time job from home due to the effects of super morbid obesity -- so what better vanguard for slacktivists? Imagine another world, from your couch, while you inhale processed carbs and meat and suck up more resources than half a dozen third world children.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Buy up all the pills that others need so they cam come to your house for them....
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Was it JULIANA, Kelly Lenza, or both that were buying up Narcan “just in case someone else needed it?”

One is exactly part of the problem if you hoard a scarce resource, especially if it isn’t even a need for you in particular to begin with.

I don’t know if J is talking about BC, Plan B, or “abortion pills” but the idea of her hoarding any of those when both Coco and her have scorched their own wombs with fat and hormones is making me top hat worthy.

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

Abortion is banned, lesbians most affected ?
I understand it’s about all women but. This doesn’t make sense. You are gay and presumably can’t get pregnant on accident by another woman ?

 

[GenociderSyo]

So ash reminded those pills dont work for the super morbidly obese. So J's idea does nothing:

 

[Logical Fallacies]

Was it JULIANA, Kelly Lenza, or both that were buying up Narcan “just in case someone else needed it?”

One is exactly part of the problem if you hoard a scarce resource, especially if it isn’t even a need for you in particular to begin with.

I don’t know if J is talking about BC, Plan B, or “abortion pills” but the idea of her hoarding any of those when both Coco and her have scorched their own wombs with fat and hormones is making me top hat worthy.

I think that was Kelly Lenza.

Abortion is banned, lesbians most affected ?
I understand it’s about all women but. This doesn’t make sense. You are gay and presumably can’t get pregnant on accident by another woman ?

The right to abortion and full bodily autonomy are important to all females and lesbians are females. There are a lot of lesbians who have experienced sexual assault by a male.

So ash reminded those pills dont work for the super morbidly obese. So J's idea does nothing:
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That basically makes these pills useless for a lot of women, but especially the women Corissa and J socialize with. Another reason to not be fat.

 

[teacups]

So ash reminded those pills dont work for the super morbidly obese. So J's idea does nothing:
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what does afab mean (i understand it’s supposed to mean woman but what does it stand for)?

 

[GenociderSyo]

what does afab mean (i understand it’s supposed to mean woman but what does it stand for)?

Assigned Female At Birth.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

what does afab mean (i understand it’s supposed to mean woman but what does it stand for)?

A female at birth.

Argh, ninja'd!

 

[Clovis]

That smug video about the sign.
Yeah right. ~There's always someone to help you, always someone to fix your sign -and that helpful person might sometimes be you, Corissa~. As if she's ever done anything to help anyone else. (And no, clogging up social media with asinine HAES shit doesn't count).
This, after admitting they just left that run-over sign in their yard until some passerby fixed it. Probably a neighbour just annoyed by the trash the two dog-collecting deathfats neglect in the yard while they sit at home all day.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

what does afab mean (i understand it’s supposed to mean woman but what does it stand for)?

A Fatass At a Buffet

That smug video about the sign.
Yeah right. ~There's always someone to help you, always someone to fix your sign -and that helpful person might sometimes be you, Corissa~. As if she's ever done anything to help anyone else. (And no, clogging up social media with asinine HAES shit doesn't count).
This, after admitting they just left that run-over sign in their yard until some passerby fixed it. Probably a neighbour just annoyed by the trash the two dog-collecting deathfats neglect in the yard while they sit at home all day.

Corissa has always acted weirdly high and mighty towards the people in the neighborhood. I doubt she knows any of them well enough to realize they probably aren't some kind of ideological monolith of hicks.

 

[Cereal Killer]

That smug video about the sign.
Yeah right. ~There's always someone to help you, always someone to fix your sign -and that helpful person might sometimes be you, Corissa~. As if she's ever done anything to help anyone else. (And no, clogging up social media with asinine HAES shit doesn't count).
This, after admitting they just left that run-over sign in their yard until some passerby fixed it. Probably a neighbour just annoyed by the trash the two dog-collecting deathfats neglect in the yard while they sit at home all day.

If the sign was close enough to the road that a passerby fixed it, it must have been on the city access easement. Of course they ran over it, they don't have time to move that shit. It's hilarious to me that neither one of them could be fussed to waddle out there and fix it themselves. I'd love to hear what their poor neighbors say about them.

 

[stupid frog]

Abortion is banned, lesbians most affected ?
I understand it’s about all women but. This doesn’t make sense. You are gay and presumably can’t get pregnant on accident by another woman ?

TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN

 

[Fupa Control]

Spoiler: mildly political narcan sperg

It's not just a woke thing, the police have leaned in heavily to their new role. Opiates are a white people problem so that shouldn't come as too much of a surprise, I wish Reagan was alive to see it. Consider this life-sized sculpture commissioned by an extremely wealthy, high profile law enforcement booster (everyone here would recognize the last name).

The title of the piece is unknown to me so I call it "Child's Final Moments." I don't have a picture of the backside so you'll just have to trust me that the only word they bothered engraving on this monstrosity is NARCAN, in a greatly exaggerated font size. And it's not even representative because all the duty belt kits I've ever seen do not use the trade name for the drug. Departments banning their carrying are the exception, not the rule.

tldr: If these wastes of space want asspats from me they need to pay out of pocket for an assortment of EpiPens and swap out the twinkies in their purses.

 

[Gramlol]

TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN

Trans women are men

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Aww moustache kisses...
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Is that a skintag on the corner of her right eye in the second pic?

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Recap:
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Total $1,180

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No links but the dresses run 120 to 180 so averging it to $150 per dress
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Anthropologie Yellow Grey Maeve Checked Square-neck Blouse $90
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Big Bud Press Easy Pants - Dark Emerald Green $88
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Big Bud Press Stripe Western Pants - Clay $105
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Big Bud Press Stripe Western Pants - Emerald $105
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Big Bud Press Trousers - Spicy Mustard ($98 each x 2) $196
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Big Bud Press Trousers - Lavender $98
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Anthropologie Maeve The Colette Cropped Wide-Leg Pants - Daisy $130
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Anthropologie Conditions Apply Katalia Printed Smocked Peplum Tank $68

I guess this is what the terminal cancer fund for J's dad is being spent on, other than overpriced couches.

 

[Atomic Age Animal]

So does J actually think being 600 pounds has nothing to do with carrying any "extra weight"? Does "extra weight" not exist to her even if someone has 450 fucking pounds of literal adipose tissue on a 5'3" frame? I mean, I know FA/HAES activists are stupid as hell and in major denial as a rule, but this is truly a new level of idiocy.

It's not new. They've been saying there's no "weight" which one can be "over" since at least the inception of NAAFA. Any response to the question "Over what weight?" just turns into the usual weaselly and intellectually dishonest breakdown of why any metric that is used to measure obesity is imperfect, founded in biased colonial assumptions and/or outdated. That 450 elbees of fat isn't extra weight, it's just weight. So you see, there is no such thing as "overweight."

And again, I challenge any one of these 'muh medical fatphobia' activists to enter medical school themselves and show the Drs how it's done. With a scholarship and work ethic, bringing their own chair to lectures and scooters (which schools have to accommodate under the ADA) it's entirely possible. What, like it's hard?! They already know everything duh

The medfags in my life keep very fit. Spending med school rooting around in human corpses that have been ravaged by all sorts of bad lifestyle choices, especially when compared to healthier bodies, really seems to leave a lasting impression on them. I just wonder where, with over three-quarters of Burgerlandians being overweight or obese, Burgerlandian med schools even find normal weight cadavers anymore. Does everyone just get a fat cadaver and each class gets one normal control cadaver to compare and contrast the fat ones to?

 

[GenociderSyo]

Munchie arc!

 

[Atomic Age Animal]

Imagine being a tick and seeing the backyard buffet that is a naked Corissa. I wouldn't be surprised if she was unwittingly hosting a whole family of engorged ticks in one fold or another.