Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Barbarella]

Everything we said that she’d hate a year ago, she listed that she ultimately hated. Too bad she’ll never listen to others opinions.

I don’t know about Austin, but in my area there are expensive condos you can buy above the bars and sports teams, etc. they look right down on restaurants and bars. But they are not usually ground floor, and they can be traffic filled nightmares on game nights. The “creatives” live around there, but they are flexible and if it’s game day and traffic will tie them up, they stay home. She is not flexible. She left her last apartment because of construction noise.

Girl doesn’t really know what she wants but I’m certain whatever it is, she’ll never find it. There is no perfect there for her, because there is “thin.”

 

[GenociderSyo]

She posted this back in April. I assume the ‘joy’ she’s going to be bringing to a ‘whole lot of people’ is a shop.
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Sounds like she bought a commercial property that she plans on turning into some sort of studio/office/retail space that she can later lease out once she grows bored with whatever endeavor she launches.

Must be nice to just buy a fucking building and live out of a hotel.

ETA Rocky Dennis’s comment was deleted.

She admitted in comments about 15 minutes ago that she hasnt closed any deal yet on her magic thing shes gonna do. She's announcing something that isnt even set up in stone.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

she finds this exciting to be homeless.

I didn't like her before but now I despise her

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

I would never stop kek’ing at the build-in shelf she’s acquired


But this, this made my blood boil.
FUCK YOU, ANNA

She has no plans on where she will live and she finds this exciting to be homeless.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Let me guess: in a year (if she survives that long) she's gonna cry about how hard it was to be "homeless" because she spent a month staying at a nice hotel

 

[GenociderSyo]

Let me guess: in a year (if she survives that long) she's gonna cry about how hard it was to be "homeless" because she spent a month staying at a nice hotel

She made a comment also shes gonna just try out allthe hotels in Austin. She's really shoving around the money she has now.

She made sure to comment shes paying for a week in a hotel and then disney is paying her to be on the cruise for a week.

 

[What's_The_Frequency?]

What about Data? She's making him homeless too.

 

[OttoWest]

I don’t know about Austin, but in my area there are expensive condos you can buy above the bars and sports teams, etc. they look right down on restaurants and bars.

Tons of these in Austin. The first mixed space one I can recall is the Triangle, built back around 1999. Once the airport moved away from Hyde Park, that area became very desirable.

Not sure why* Anna doesn’t just buy a bungalow in that neighborhood. There’s plenty of parks, shops, and various hipster bullshit to entertain her and the prices are comparable to the Fail Castle, though much smaller square footage which she apparently is seeking.

*Rhetorical. We all know why: because wherever you go, there you are.

 

[T.J. O'Pootertoot]

She has no idea what she wants in life. She looks at other people and decides she wants what they have and tries to do it but always fails because she's selfish, lazy, never thinks things through, and her health is in the shitter. She seems completely shocked that she can't make friends and chalks it up to people not getting her "vibe," and it's not because she has an absolutely abhorrent personality. She's lost and lonely and it would be sad if she wasn't such an entitled asshole. She thinks she deserves whatever it is she "manifests" just by nature of being special snowflake Anna and not putting in any real work. Look at how much she bitches about how hard she works and nobody appreciates it. She has no idea what real hard work looks like.

This is the beginning of the rock bottom spiral. She's going to be unhappy with anything she finds or where ever she ends up. Her "opportunity" is going to fall through and she'll act like she's OK with it but will become increasingly more desperate and erratic. Notice she's trying to insiunate that people are offering her opportunities, when in reality we know she was trying to get a loan recently. She has no real friends or family besides her dad and stepmom to turn to.

I am extremely worried about Data. This will be so stressful and confusing for him. Not that she cares. She'll just truck him from hotel to hotel and stick him in boarding situations over and over. If you think he's getting no attention and exercise now, he now also has to deal with Anna forcing him to cuddle more as she digs a hole deeper and deeper and realizes her life is in shambles.

 

[lonelygorl15]

No comment on the sheer stupidity on selling her home with no concrete plans on where to go next other than *shoulder shrug* and universe has plans speshul glittery star everything will work out no effort from meeeeee.

Is Disney actually paying her to go on that bougie cruise or just comping her? Or is she just lying about it all together like with her free upgrades to first class airline seats? Anna is a pathological liar.

She has done this whole creative workspace arc before. She rented out some warehouse for a "studio" and hired photo/video people and I think produced one video, that cringey one of fat girls dancing in jeans. Then it fell through with no explanation other than it wasn't working out.

I too am worried about Data. Poodles are intelligent, high energy dogs and dogs in general need structure, routine, and stability in their homes. She just needs to give him away. She talks about him already being anxious and I cannot imagine staying in doggie daycares constantly for weeks on end is good for him. If she cared about him at all, she'd give him away. She never did mention what happened to her "beloved" yorkie she had for awhile. Probably sat on him and got it got lost in her folds.

Anna can be a selfish cunt by herself all she wants but doing it to her dog is cruel and makes my blood boil.

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[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

I am extremely worried about Data

 

[gimmegimmemore]

What a stupid cunt.

Love that she is Moron-Splaining to us, how closing a house works. Yeah bitch, it takes time AND then you have to get your ass out of THIER HOUSE, because they own it now. Doesn't matter where you go, but you gotta get out.

Who sells their house in their 30s, before deciding where to move to next? Austin also has a REAL homelessness problem, so how tone-deaf can this bitch be?

Anna desperately wants to live in downtown Austin, with all the young white 20-somethings. But she knows that she will be laughed out of Zilker Park if she pulls her TikTok antics there on the trials. And it's going to hit her a lot harder, than the humiliation she had in Vegas and NYC.

She moved to Austin to live out that Downtown Austin dream, but she literally doesn't fit into it. She is not an outdoors enthusiast, not working in tech, not going to UT, drinks alone....NOT in downtown bars, and there's literally no reason for her to be in Austin.

Austin ALMOST fits Anna - but its a bad fit like those tight spandex outfits she buys. It's a snarky, narcissistic, self-absorbed city that describes her well - but then again it doesn't because it's ALSO fitness and body-obsessed.

The city citizens of Austin are going to keep reminding her that she's HUGE every time she leaves her apartment. And poor Anna can't handle that much backlash from "the beautiful people".

If her dream is any sort of reality: A plus-size store of any sort, also would never work in Downtown Austin were many would die rather than be fat...it would once again, be out in the SUBURBS like where she lives now, and Round Rock.....where again the MOMS and "regular people" live.

The suburbs are the only option for Anna in Austin - because there's nothing for her in Downtown Austin. Every year, younger, thinner, and blonder men and women will just keep showing up in Downtown Austin, making her look more and more insane, older, and out of place.

Austin is also a small enough city for our gremlin to actually become a real-life laughing stock. And not the made up version of that she says she experienced in NYC.

She looks like a crazy Midwestern tourist that crowds into the city for 2 weeks every year and then leaves. Just ANNA never leaves....insane meme.

Someone actually smarter and not as narcissistic would be quietly selling their house & planning a move to the suburbs of Dallas or Houston..since AUSTIN is obviously focused on college students/yuppies downtown, and families/retirees in the suburbs.

But Not Anna. As we know, Anna isn't smart. Let's enjoy watching her spin her wheels. We can't wait to see her desperately trying to paddle board down Lady Bird Lake, in a sea of normal-sized young fit bodies, watching in pure horror and amusement.

 

[BitterPill]

Yup, sold the house.

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This fucking bitch. That she has so much privilege she can just buy and sell her house on a whim, live in a hotel, and “trust the universe” really grinds my gears. She is delusional. Imagine having her as your neighbor. She’s the one you try to duck at the mailboxes or in the shared space, yet she thinks she’s gonna make friends. Okay.

 

[gimmegimmemore]

I didn't like her before but now I despise her

Yep, AGAIN what a stupid bitch. She isn't a "fit for suburbia" but she's become a basic "Kyle's Mom," even without a kid.

https://youtu.be/ZQ49UoiLe5A?t=67

I could very easily see this going viral in Austin right now, and the whole city turning on her because of it. She represents everything they hate. House flippers, hyper-consumerist, fat people.

It would be easy because so many are freaked out about affording rent and food right now. They are actually afraid of being homeless, or already homeless. Living on the edge financially as gas and food prices peak.

While this influencer cunt, coming in from the big city cries while driving up housing prices, flipping her million-dollar house probably for even more money, and now making a "big announcement" about being homeless.

Bitch, please.

 

[Gramlol]

What a stupid cunt.

Love that she is Moron-Splaining to us, how closing a house works. Yeah bitch, it takes time AND then you have to get your ass out of THIER HOUSE, because they own it now. Doesn't matter where you go, but you gotta get out.

Who sells their house in their 30s, before deciding where to move to next? Austin also has a REAL homelessness problem, so how tone-deaf can this bitch be?

Anna desperately wants to live in downtown Austin, with all the young white 20-somethings. But she knows that she will be laughed out of Zilker Park if she pulls her TikTok antics there on the trials. And it's going to hit her a lot harder, than the humiliation she had in Vegas and NYC.

She moved to Austin to live out that Downtown Austin dream, but she literally doesn't fit into it. She is not an outdoors enthusiasts, not working in tech, not going to UT, there's literally no reason for her to be in Austin.

Austin ALMOST fits Anna - but its a bad fit like those tight spandex outfits she buys. It's a snarky, narcissistic, self-absorbed city that describes her well - but then again it doesn't because it's ALSO fitness and body-obsessed.

The city citizens of Austin are going to keep reminding her that she's HUGE every time she leaves her apartment. And poor Anna can't handle that much backlash from "the beautiful people".

If her dream is any sort of reality: A plus-size store of any sort, also would never work in Downtown Austin were many would die rather than be fat...it would once again, be out in the SUBURBS like where she lives now, and Round Rock.....where again the MOMS and "regular people" live.

The suburbs are the only option for Anna in Austin - because there's nothing for her in Downtown Austin. Every year, younger, thinner, and blonder men and women will just keep showing up in Downtown Austin, making her look more and more insane, older, and out of place.

It's also a small enough city to actually become a real-life laughing stock. And not the made up version of that she says she experienced in NYC.

She looks like a crazy Midwestern tourist that crowds into the city for 2 weeks every year and then leaves. Just ANNA never leaves....insane meme.

Someone actually smarter and not as narcissistic would be quietly selling their house & planning a move to the suburbs of Dallas...since AUSTIN is obviously focused on college students/yuppies downtown, and families/retire in the suburbs.

But Not Anna. As we know, Anna isn't smart. Let's enjoy watching her spin her wheels. We can't wait to see her desperately trying to paddle board down Lady Bird Lake, in a sea of normal-sized young fit bodies, watching in pure horror and amusement.

Sounds like her Coachella experience
Seriously, I think she sincerely believes she's 21. Or, Eloise, since she's going to be living in a hotel and thinks of herself as a cutie pie girl.
I swear, she's as delusional as troons

Additionally, it's tempting to feel rage about her money. But would you trade in any part of your life for Anna's? Sure, she comes home to a big house, but it's one full of clanging loneliness day after day, only dulled by booze and tik toks and seeing your dad every 6 months. Your poodle is skittish around you and you never bonded. You wake up hungover every morning.

It's Kafkaesque, a 2022 human beetle

 

[GenociderSyo]

She's not delusional. THIS is a narcist in its true and unaltered form. Everything is Anna and Anna is everything. Everything goes good for Anna because Anna causes good and anything bad is not due to Anna. You rarely get to see someone who TRULY is a narcissist like this.

 

[Acceptable]

I would say “van life vlogger saga when?”

But I genuinely don’t think there is a camper out there that would fit her and her shit.

What is she going to do with her piles and piles of clothing and useless knickknacks and childrens toys. She can’t bring all of that garbage to a hotel so I’m assuming she’s getting a storage locker..

 

[Barbarella]

Elouise is a good example, because Anna is going to stay at five star Marriott’s or Hilton or whatever, when anybody else who found themselves in her situation would be looking at a long stay Executive Inn and Suite or something along those lines. Not Anna though, no hot plate and mini kitchen for her, she’s got to have turn down service, room service, and a bar on the first floor.

She’s so thin-skinned she deleted somebody who called her unrelatable, lol. Johnny Depp is more fucking relatable than she is, It may be an act but he still comes across as humble and human. Anna has lost that ability, if she ever had it.

She thinks she’s 20 but she’s not in touch with zoomer ethos at all. The more she ages, the more this will become apparent. She should enjoy whatever popularity is remaining because it won’t last.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I'm legit so excited for this new saga, so many possibilities and so many ways they could go horribly, hilariously, wrong. Running a business is hard as all hell, so there's plenty of chaos if she goes that route. Hotel hopping while she talks about it being hard to be HoMeLeSs? The backlash will be delicious. Buying a permenant cabin on a cruise ship? That's my hope, that would be the funniest outcome even if it's unlikely and all speculation.

Bless you Anna, you magnificent trainwreck!

 

[rocknrollmartian]

Now I'm wondering if Anna is finally getting someone to design a custom obeast house for her and is spending time in hotels as it's being built. She cannot fit in a normal shower or tub. She also needs a kitchen where she doesn't have to bend over to do anything. She almost certainly needs an oversized ranch-style house with no stairs and an easily accessible bedroom. I have no clue why dingbat didn't seek out something like that to begin with (oh wait, she's an immature idiot who wanted to feel like a suburban princess).