Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Borscht]

He might be dressed like a 70-year-old woman running an antique book shop, but I give him partial credit for not going to a wedding dressed like a stripper, unlike so many other troons we have seen.

Amazingly, it is the most female look I have ever seen from him. Yes, the clothes do add 40 years, but thanks to the skirt, the shawl and the bulging gut the silhouette from a distance reads "grandmother who is running to fat due to her advanced age" and not "man in a dress". Baby steps I guess?

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Kevin is going to regret sinking all of his money into worthless plastic.
Like those idiots who bought phantom menace merchandise because they thought it would accrue value like the original toys from the 80s.

Shiteater on the other hand is playing a very dangerous game by throwing unwarranted and highly damaging accusations and slander at this guy.

Jen doesn’t know exactly who he is, but this “Trump voter” can easily find Jen with all of his friends on the tranch.

Best case, the “Trump Voter” tracks down Jen, waits for him to go to town to see a movie, confronts him and Kevvie, gives Jen a deserved slap, Jen learns a lesson and stops these flimsy accusations.

Worst case, the “Trump Voter” shows up at the Tranch with some pals, packing heat and people end up dying because Penny goes off half (or no) cocked.

Jen is playing a silly game, I hope for his own sake he is locked in a padded cell in a straitjacket.

And that Trump Voter's name: Albert Einstein Earl.

 

[stupid frog]

An entire BIN of 500 toys??? I'm going to have a heart attack.

I wonder if it's one tub. Anyway, yeah he has a bunch of loose (therefore worthless) Transformers tossed in to a plastic storage bin. The big ones.

I thought he had them on the shelf, but I guess there's more still.............................

It might be other shit, but I kind of doubt it.

He might be dressed like a 70-year-old woman running an antique book shop, but I give him partial credit for not going to a wedding dressed like a stripper, unlike so many other troons we have seen.

It's from 2018, when he still had a dick. I actually do prefer this look to his current "bimbo" trailer park wear.

 

[Oliver Onions]

It's from 2018, when he still had a dick. I actually do prefer this look to his current "bimbo" trailer park wear.

The irony that he passed best (relatively speaking) before the cock chop is irony on a cosmic scale.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

Consoom Branded Plastic
Total price: 200$ without shipping
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Admitting he spend all his grift money on toys
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Followed by an unhinged meltdown and another round of pedo accusations.
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As a toy sperg.... Those are some of the dumbest toy purchases a grown man can make. Funko POPs are the Beanie Babies of the Zoomer generation, mass-produced crap vinyl that rots on comic store shelves, and Imaginext toys are for literal children!

 

[Law]

Kevin's pain isn't any more important than theirs was and who knows how their mother interacted with them then. They seem to be mostly functional adults despite what happened and they seem to have learned some coping methods.

Indulging autogynephilia is a choice.
Autogynephiles aren't mindless automatons dragged along by their sex drives. They are grown men who are responsible for their own actions.

Could he be approaching a mental health crisis?

This dude's whole life is a mental health crisis.

Considering Ravioli has a wheelchair-bound LARP these days the result would be the same.

This got me thinking. We all know narcissistic men project harder than an IMAX theater. Could it be that their contradictory statements about others reflect the contradictory way they see themselves? Rioley needs to simultaneously be a badass Dim Mak master and a precious wilting wheelchair-bound flower. They break TERF jaws but can't open jars. They are cunning masters of memetic warfare and biology experts, but they are also dumb bimbos who cannot into math.
They also need to portray their enemies as simultaneously weak and strong.
According to Umberto Eco, this is something fascists do.

Worst case, the “Trump Voter” shows up at the Tranch with some pals, packing heat and people end up dying because Penny goes off half (or no) cocked.

Is there any more stereotypically male behavior than armed gang violence?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

They also need to portray their enemies as simultaneously weak and strong.
According to Umberto Eco, this is something fascists do.

It's the same on every political extreme, really - I suspect Eco didn't have any experience with black supremacists or commies.
It's the same whether it's ze filthy Jewish untermensch who are genetically defective yet rule the world or Yakub's cave-dwelling white apes who managed to build an oppressive regime upon the backs of the Noble Black Kings and Queens or the capitalistic International Finance Oligarch Fatcats who are lazy and degenerate yet successfully operate a system to exploit the labour class who could easily overturn their masters but unable to do so.

These ideologies are inherently dogmatic so a true believer won't notice the contradictory nature of these tenets.

 

[FinnSven]

As a toy sperg.... Those are some of the dumbest toy purchases a grown man can make. Funko POPs are the Beanie Babies of the Zoomer generation, mass-produced crap vinyl that rots on comic store shelves, and Imaginext toys are for literal children!

Which toys are not for literal children?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Which toys are not for literal children?

Careful, it's like you're asking for someone to show you Wedge's "anal hook."

 

[FinnSven]

Careful, it's like you're asking for someone to show you Wedge's "anal hook."

Obviously not sex toys!

I mean toys like Kevin collects, excluding his dragon dildos.

Transformers and plastic dinosaurs and cutesy dolls.

 

[skellig58]

I guess I think of stuff like model vehicles and Warhammerish models as more "toys" for adults. Things that require skill to put together, paint, wargame, and display.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Shroëdinger's Mexican: Both here to steal your job and too lazy to work.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

Which toys are not for literal children?

Mostly toys that are hyper-detailed, with interchangeable parts and complex paint apps that are meant mostly for display only, like these:


Granted I doubt Kevin does much more than open the toys and set them on a shelf anyway, but if you're gonna do that, at least buy ones that look nice haha

 

[A Grey Cat]

It's not even original; I think most people heard that one in Full Metal Jacket.

I think the line was "the best part of you ran down the crack of your mommas ass!" I could be wrong though and any fmj fans feel free to correct me.

Also I think the toy spergs are being too hard on the Jurassic toy lines. don't be mad at Mattel don't even be mad at Kevin (he's not worth anger anymore) laugh. Laugh at him for frivolously spending money on shit he doesn't need while the ram ranch he calls home is going belly up.



Laugh at jen the shit eater allowing him to spend the tranch grift money, and most of all laugh at the situation while it's still funny. It wont be funny for long.

 

[2525ABC]

Isn't "pressure point combat" largely a myth, anyways? Or at least, it would depend on your opponent leaving themselves open and not resisting?
Though to be fair, Rioley did say "consenting"

Commotio cordis is probably the only real one, but (barring a board certified cardiologist going full revenge mountain Kung Fu temple training) it's a tragic freak accident in contact sports.

 

[Acceptable]

doesnt matter if hes buying shit baby toys or what ever toy autist calls "high quality".... hes still begging for money online and then spending every penny he has on garbage. its all garbage. quality doesnt matter when all it does is sit on a shelf. hes an adult who is buying toy figures of dinosaurs. there is no way you can spin it to make it any more respectable.

 

[ten dollars off]

Even as an adult collector, this shit is supposed to be an interesting bit of eye candy to spruce up a desk while you work, or maybe line a shelf among your book collection in your dorm. For the really big fan of a franchise, you might want all of the core figures, and you have perhaps a podcast or mod a little Facebook group dedicated to it as a distraction from long days at the office. Maybe watching the Jurassic Park films and occasionally playing with the toys with your 6-year-old is something you enjoy together.

YOUR WHOLE LIFE ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE JUST BUYING AND THEN LOOKING AT THE SHIT YOU BUY AND THEN BEGGING FOR MORE MONEY TO BUY SHIT. This is not a life. These aren't items designed to provide long-term entertainment for anyone other than Sneed University alumni.

 

[Aunt Carol]

YOUR WHOLE LIFE ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE JUST BUYING AND THEN LOOKING AT THE SHIT YOU BUY AND THEN BEGGING FOR MORE MONEY TO BUY SHIT. This is not a life. These aren't items designed to provide long-term entertainment for anyone other than Sneed University alumni.

I think for most of us, the worst part is the begging-->consooming cycle.

If Kevryn were just buying stupid things, that wouldn't be remarkable. What's maddening/hilarious is when he's begging out of one side of his mouth and bragging about buying more toys from the other... or when his "wife-to-be" is begging for help with his most recent legitimate injury, and there's ol' Kevryn, somehow getting all these donations for buying more toys.

The defense they have is "poor people can have nice things," but how cruel must a "fiancee" be to be able to enjoy plastic dinosaurs while literally sharing a bed with an allegedly-loved one in pain?

Such self-control Kevryn must have, to look over his budgeting envelopes and see that the one for disposable income is empty; sorry, Penny, soft food for the duration!

 

[KiwiFuzz]

For me, it's the begging plus the absolute squalor.

It seems very male.

Like one of the things that used to grind my gears about HGTV is that a couple would be looking at a house and the woman would say "I want a kitchen with a lot of counter space" and the man would say "I want a man cave" and these would be treated as equally valid.

Kevin is absolutely the kind of man who would let his spouse make Thanksgiving dinner for 10 people out of a 10x6 galley kitchen while he watched football in his man cave.

But it's not just the humans who are forced to live in squalor.

$200 on plastic crap vs a $200 hay feeder for the alpacas? Tough choice, sacrifices must be made, but not by Kevin.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

doesnt matter if hes buying shit baby toys or what ever toy autist calls "high quality".... hes still begging for money online and then spending every penny he has on garbage. its all garbage. quality doesnt matter when all it does is sit on a shelf. hes an adult who is buying toy figures of dinosaurs. there is no way you can spin it to make it any more respectable.

I mean you could say the same about wall art, if you're gonna drop thousands on something to decorate your place, it's better to buy a few nice things than hundreds of shitty five-dollar art commissions from the dealer room at a Comic Con haha