Oh how I wish Dominic had the balls to do a "celebrity boxing match" with someone. Now, I know Dommyboy isn't a celebrity of any kind but still, to see him get rocked would be glorious. Currently, Grossgore would be the best opponent. Let's look at the facts... Grossgore is fit and healthy while Dominic looks like a trash bag filled with cookie dough. Grossie would dance around the ring throwing jabs into Dommy's pudgy face while Dominic whiffs on every attempt to counterpunch. Ffs, Dominic would be out of breath after taking 5 or 6 steps. In fact, Grossie only has to stick and move for about 30 seconds and Dominic will exhaust himself and fall unconscious onto the mat, Grossie wins. The biggest hurdle, would be getting Dominic to actually show up to the match. He's a shut-in who never leaves his attic space and won't even go outside, so he'd be a no-show. If Dominic did show up, I bet he'd bring Elaine to be his cornerman so he could cry for her help when Grossgore is lighting him up with a rapid-fire onslaught of blows. It's been a dream of mine but sadly, it will never happen on account of Dominic's abject cowardice. I can still fantasize about it though.