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DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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LostMy1stAccount
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Translation:
I need time to fabricate a plausible story which I can tell you dentheads in such a obfuscated and long winded way that when I'm done with it, you won't even know what I was talking about anymore.
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To be fair here Phil is still stuck in the tutorial asking for 10 or 20 bucks. He can't handle the Dark Soul's boss of getting 50k at once.
And let's be real here he would squander it in a second and then would bitch about extreme high taxes the enxt year that "came out of nowhere"
Seriously if that would be any of us we would at least listen to the proposal. I know I would. You can never have enough money especially in these times. Even if it's just for rainy days (HA!) it certainly wouldn't hurt. And if I read Keemstar right this would be just the start with the option of earning even more. But Phil "I just want to play games even if I can't play games aynmore" Burnell is too good to work for someone else
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Whatever the proposal is, it would be easy money. Nobody is going to ask Phil to build a house or some shit.
DeeTracktor
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Keem offering Phil a job and Tweeting about it is akin to Phil muting the mic and threatening to slap a 12 year old
Keem got his attention whoring addiction fix though
Keem got his attention whoring addiction fix though
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I think Keem wants Phil to commentate on the fights. Like ringside.
I'm sure it's ironic and Keem thinks it will be comically bad. But I think that's his plan.
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He could've gotten enough money for 250 hat goals tonight if he wasn't afflicted with terminal narcissism and about half a dozen other undiagnosed mental illnesses.
There's guides for every single quest and how to find every single item in the game, as well as the best builds etc. The problem is that in battles it turns into a tactical turn-based cRPG and that's just way above his pay grade. Can't just spam R1 with some OP noobweapon in Divinity like he can in Dank Souls.
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I wonder if Phil would accept it or not. But maybe Phil would deny it immediately because he's too busy begging money from stream to stream.
It still doesn't fix that he's still attention whoring like a whore.
The dumbest part of it is, if Phil was an honest person, there isn't anything to really tell. He offered you a business opportunity with a 50k sign on bonus and you said no. It really is making a mountain out of a molehill for no good reason.
And he unblocked Keem when he heard about the offer. If Phil really wanted nothing to do with him, he would've left him blocked following the little spat when Keem retired from drama alert. Phil really is his own worst enemy, he keeps jumping into these situations.
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Phil has low brain capacity, can't multitask for shit, poor cognitive abilities, abysmal reaction speed, generally pretty lazy, stubborn and slow to change/break old habits.
If he didn't have valedictorian (legitimacy of it aside) to his name and his 4th place evo title (getting close to 2 decades ago Phil), he'd have nothing to boast about and claim to be good at.
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Once again, Phil acting like an Internet Tough Guy and failing miserably.
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And it's a long game. Zelda 2 would crush his soul, his life, his streak.
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Not to mention that Phil will fuck up the experience system, guaranteed,
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I realize this is going to be an incredibly unpopular opinion, but I think Keem is the one who looks like a loser in this whole thing.
It was already kinda dumb he was trying to recruit Phil of all people to begin with, but it looks like Phil is living rent free in Keem's head with how hard he's pushing for it. If someone wasn't responding to my DMs and phonecalls to accept an offer that they've already expressed no interest in weeks ago, my first thought wouldn't be, "I just need to publicly hound them on their stream, because I'm sure if he can't even discuss business with me privately, he'll certainly want to do it live on stream with everyone watching. Because if Phil is known for one thing, it's how honest and transparent he is, never hiding things behind the scene. Oh, wait."
Last time Keem at least dunked on Phil and got Phil mad, but now it seems like he's a jilted lover trying to chase DSP down while DSP is...well, I don't want to say he moved on and is living his life because this is Phil we're talking about, he has no life. Either way, if Keem wants to burn his money making a monkey dance, there's plenty of other/more easily accessible cows to chase down, including cows who are almost identical to DSP.
In general, the whole thing also sounds scammy as fuck. If it turns out some Nigerian prince was emailing Phil about how he wants to give him millions of dollars, I don't think we'd be shitting on him for not responding when he's supposedly so desperate for money and turning to begging instead of taking up an offer for free money. Let's not pretend Keem has Phil's best interests at heart and is trying to give his pal a job because he thinks Phil is a skilled employee or whatever. The fact that Keem is so vague on what this "job" is doesn't make it feel like any less of a scam. He's apparently find broadcasting to the world that he wants to hire Phil for something, so what's to gain from not saying what it's for as well?
Even from a content point, I don't think this is particularly interesting. I'm also a little surprised people want Phil to accept it. I remember when people were getting up in arms about how detractors who make troll intros were actually helping Phil by growing his channel or whatever, but apparently just giving him 50k to be a ringside clown or whatever is fine? If you want to fuck with Phil, don't give him money. Give that 50k to fly Rambo out instead, I guarantee that would get under Phil's skin way more than whatever public humiliation he tried and failed to accomplish. Or don't spend anything and do something drama alert related on Phil. Goad him into doing a debunk react style video to it, he'd make a much bigger fool of himself than whatever Keem currently has planned, and he wouldn't be walking away with 50k.
*Edit* Oh, and I don't think we can even say it makes Phil look bad because it dispels his lying narrative. I mean, yeah, it does, but this is like the 500th time that narrative has been clearly dispelled. His bank records are literally available to see, we don't need a "gotcha" to show Phil has been feigning financial distress this whole time.
It was already kinda dumb he was trying to recruit Phil of all people to begin with, but it looks like Phil is living rent free in Keem's head with how hard he's pushing for it. If someone wasn't responding to my DMs and phonecalls to accept an offer that they've already expressed no interest in weeks ago, my first thought wouldn't be, "I just need to publicly hound them on their stream, because I'm sure if he can't even discuss business with me privately, he'll certainly want to do it live on stream with everyone watching. Because if Phil is known for one thing, it's how honest and transparent he is, never hiding things behind the scene. Oh, wait."
Last time Keem at least dunked on Phil and got Phil mad, but now it seems like he's a jilted lover trying to chase DSP down while DSP is...well, I don't want to say he moved on and is living his life because this is Phil we're talking about, he has no life. Either way, if Keem wants to burn his money making a monkey dance, there's plenty of other/more easily accessible cows to chase down, including cows who are almost identical to DSP.
In general, the whole thing also sounds scammy as fuck. If it turns out some Nigerian prince was emailing Phil about how he wants to give him millions of dollars, I don't think we'd be shitting on him for not responding when he's supposedly so desperate for money and turning to begging instead of taking up an offer for free money. Let's not pretend Keem has Phil's best interests at heart and is trying to give his pal a job because he thinks Phil is a skilled employee or whatever. The fact that Keem is so vague on what this "job" is doesn't make it feel like any less of a scam. He's apparently find broadcasting to the world that he wants to hire Phil for something, so what's to gain from not saying what it's for as well?
Even from a content point, I don't think this is particularly interesting. I'm also a little surprised people want Phil to accept it. I remember when people were getting up in arms about how detractors who make troll intros were actually helping Phil by growing his channel or whatever, but apparently just giving him 50k to be a ringside clown or whatever is fine? If you want to fuck with Phil, don't give him money. Give that 50k to fly Rambo out instead, I guarantee that would get under Phil's skin way more than whatever public humiliation he tried and failed to accomplish. Or don't spend anything and do something drama alert related on Phil. Goad him into doing a debunk react style video to it, he'd make a much bigger fool of himself than whatever Keem currently has planned, and he wouldn't be walking away with 50k.
*Edit* Oh, and I don't think we can even say it makes Phil look bad because it dispels his lying narrative. I mean, yeah, it does, but this is like the 500th time that narrative has been clearly dispelled. His bank records are literally available to see, we don't need a "gotcha" to show Phil has been feigning financial distress this whole time.
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It's absolutely hilarious how scared Phil is of Keem, and of anyone who has a sizeable following. He'll snipe at Max, any of the FGC crowd, Pewdiepie, Keemstar, etc. when they're not around. But as soon as they show up, you can tell he's looking for an out. It's almost as if he doesn't want people with a modicum of intelligence to be scratching below the surface and to see his scams. As I said, Phil is really bad at his Internet Tough Guy posturing when he can't weasel his way out (the Jaha incident, for example). But this should come as no surprise to anyone who's followed Phil. I just hope the morons continue their slapfight for the rest of us to enjoy.
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Is $50k even enough to get on Scopely’s top 10 WWEC players?
TJGamebox
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For an event or two tbh
Sukkahousuritari
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Been taking a much needed break from this cunt, only to come back to learn that he turned down 50k, because Keem didn't contact him at the right time in a specific way?
It's 50k you absolute cake just fucking call him. I guess he can't accept it, because he'd splurge it on Champions and then not have a leg to stand on to continue begging.
It's 50k you absolute cake just fucking call him. I guess he can't accept it, because he'd splurge it on Champions and then not have a leg to stand on to continue begging.
DeeTracktor
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Phil hasn't turned down anything, he knows Keem is full of shit and is ignoring him
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Did Phail actually try to claim last night that in talking to Boogie (allegedly) he didn't know anything about keem so couldn't say anything after bashing him numerous times in the past?
Tough executive decisions had to be made!
'No Drama' streamer finds topic to activate controller boybott. shocking. All you had to do was ban and ignore him Phail.
Keem might want Phail to take cat litter to the dump.
I think it's more like Phail berating his dents to give him more money.