TGWTG Nostalgia Chick / Lindsay Ellis / TheDudette - aka Hotdogs in face girl

Cobalt-60 said:
So if the statement is correct that she gave birth six weeks prior to Vidcon, that's an early May birth. Which makes it an August conception.
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Funny thing is, in her "9 things I wish I knew before publishing my first book" video in August, she was chugging down on Corona beer. Really makes me question if she abstained from alcohol throughout her pregnancy.
 
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*hits the bottle*

Ahem

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Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by a man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a woman who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
 
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Cobalt-60 said:
She was, what, 25 with no husband and her Nostalgia Chick gig was going down in flames while it was unknown if she could make things work doing solo Youtube work. She probably knew it wasn't smart to have a kid. But now? Basically she's living the American woman dream: she's had her shot at her 'big' career and now that she's done with that and nailed a husband down she's cranked out a kid.
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Her situation is no better now than it was when she had the abortion. Her career's in flames, said husband fairly recently, from what I'm understanding, got fired from his job at SpaceX and she's a dysfunctional alcoholic nearly 40 year old woman.

Would it have been difficult if she'd had her kid at 25? Probably. But her baby daddy was an Indian with parents who were perfectly willing to help support their grandchild. She wasn't an undergrad at college, she was doing a postgrad degree in some stupid bullshit like film studies. She could have easily dropped out, found a job and gone back to her studies later. Or, better yet, found she didn't need to waste tons of money on a degree for something as pointless as film studies. It's not like she was a scared, confused teenager with no education whose baby daddy ran out on her.

All having a kid now proves is that her killing the first kid just made her miserable with nothing substantial to show for it
 
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Dr J said:
I just find it hilarious that she had the abortion because, apparently, she was concerned about 'muh career' and now she's actually had a child it comes amidst her bitching that her career is over
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Oh I think she did have the abortion for her career, hell I think she got knocked up back then for her career just to have the abortion. I think she really thought a documentary style film about her getting an abortion would put her on the map.
 
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Faggitory said:
I've always found Doug's ability to remain likeable uncanny. He's a failure in almost every regard, yet I have absolutely no negative feeling towards him. I hate other lolcows or E-reviewers for much less than Doug has done, yet I'd easily have him on my channel if I was a youtuber.
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Tbf it's not hard to remain likeable when everyone around you are giant pieces of shit. Doug is only likeable because he's as fucking milk toast as Tim Pool, and through sympathy when you see the speds he had to work with.
The only one out of that whole YouTube Critic thing that was a real human being was Brad Jones, who was actually talented in his own right, and all accounts is and was a great guy.
 
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Faggitory said:
I've always found Doug's ability to remain likeable uncanny. He's a failure in almost every regard, yet I have absolutely no negative feeling towards him. I hate other lolcows or E-reviewers for much less than Doug has done, yet I'd easily have him on my channel if I was a youtuber.
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I think it's because he isn't a cunt and continues to make what his fans want.

He makes awful content, but whenever he fucks up (the wall review, killing off the nostalgia critic, demo reel), he eventually goes back to making the same kind of content that people like and doesn't get bitchy about it and push back. When you push back you create conflict, and that's what people remember. If you just let the event wash over, people stop caring.

He also never seems malicious or spiteful, just kinda dopey. You can't really hate on someone for just being a bit dopey.
 
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Doug Walker makes dumb videos about the latest movies, particularly kid movies, but that's a niche because there are always dumb people, particularly kids, who eat that shit up. People either want a condensed version of the movie because they don't have time or they're too stupid to figure out how to pirate shit off the internet yet. Doug doesn't necessarily need to retain an audience because as people age out and move on, there's always more young people to arrive and start watching him. It's like Sesame Street.

Lindsay could do the same because she'll never run out of Disney Empire media content to criticize. The problem is that, unlike Doug, she has presented herself as an SJW/wokie and the wokie audience will eventually turn on her for being white, for not being trans, for having anything better than a minimum wage job, etc. And such retards are going to follow her like a bad smell, over-analyzing anything she says and deliberately misconstrue something she says in order to trigger the next big internet outrage. She could theoretically overcome this if she just ignored them and carried on, but she's proven she is unable to show restraint in this regard. Strange how Doug panders to the goober screaming immature crowd but manages to conduct himself in a more mature manner than Lindsay has.

I would almost feel bad for her, if we didn't already know this witch hunt behavior is something she has participated in and encouraged and she only started speaking out against it when it was her turn to be pitchforked by the mob.
 
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Cobalt-60 said:
the wokie audience will eventually turn on her for being white, for not being trans, for having anything better than a minimum wage job, etc. And such retards are going to follow her like a bad smell, over-analyzing anything she says and deliberately misconstrue something she says in order to trigger the next big internet outrage.
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Seriously what the fuck is the matter with Leftists? Why are they like this? Why would anyone look at what they are, joyless, sanctimonious, filled with such hate for themselves and everything else and think "those are my people, that's what I want to be"?
I'm not saying Lindsay doesn't deserve the shit she gets, but what attracted her (or anyone) to such a bitter, assmad, resentful way of life, where you are constantly seeking for the next thing to be offended by?
It just seems such a petty, hateful, small way to live.
If you're not having fun why not do/be something else?
 
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Jack Awful said:
I think it's because he isn't a cunt and continues to make what his fans want.

He makes awful content, but whenever he fucks up (the wall review, killing off the nostalgia critic, demo reel), he eventually goes back to making the same kind of content that people like and doesn't get bitchy about it and push back. When you push back you create conflict, and that's what people remember. If you just let the event wash over, people stop caring.

He also never seems malicious or spiteful, just kinda dopey. You can't really hate on someone for just being a bit dopey.
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Except in the Doug Walker thread, apparently there are people who can.
 
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Dr J said:
She probably should have.
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Honestly thinking about Lindsay's "career" she's probably fine. She still makes nearly $20,000 a month on patreon despite not doing anything anymore. She's set for life, financially, maybe just not emotionally. Even if her husband got fired, and even after taxes, she's still hovering around top 5 percent of household incomes on her own. Truly the patriarchy at work, this money-for-nothing deal.
 
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FFinfo said:
Honestly thinking about Lindsay's "career" she's probably fine. She still makes nearly $20,000 a month on patreon despite not doing anything anymore. She's set for life, financially, maybe just not emotionally. Even if her husband got fired, and even after taxes, she's still hovering around top 5 percent of household incomes on her own. Truly the patriarchy at work, this money-for-nothing deal.
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Yeah I kind of meant in the sense that she's going to be a terrible parent. Narcissists tend to make bad mothers
 
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