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/r/fuckcars: "No one needs a truck because you can carry 2x4s in a small hatchback if you fold down the rear seats and lay them diagonally so they intrude upon the front passenger area."
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Bonus, someone argues that even a two-door hatchback is too much vehicle for that load, a bike works just as well with a trailer!
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I genuinely do not get the hate boner Reddit has for pickup trucks. Are they jealous they can't afford one? Are they scared of seeing a car bigger/taller than theirs? Are they just dumb kids repeating what each other says?

I drive a sedan so I'm not some butthurt truck owner. But by the same token, I drive a sedan and have never had an issue with someone else owning a truck. Just seems like an incredibly pointless thing to get upset about. And I have driven friends/relatives pickup trucks a few times and found them to be unobjectionable at worst and quite nice at best. Yes they are big and tall, but that just doesn't explain why so many people hate them. It gets even weirder when they, without fail, will start talking about truck owner's penises. Literally every single time they start dunking on trucks, they start talking about how big/small they imagine the driver's penis is.

Are they just bots? Coomers projecting their own insecurites? Urbanites who have never driven one? Euros who have never seen a truck IRL? I do not get why someone owning a car different from theirs is a problem for them.
 
I genuinely do not get the hate boner Reddit has for pickup trucks. Are they jealous they can't afford one? Are they scared of seeing a car bigger/taller than theirs? Are they just dumb kids repeating what each other says?

I drive a sedan so I'm not some butthurt truck owner. But by the same token, I drive a sedan and have never had an issue with someone else owning a truck. Just seems like an incredibly pointless thing to get upset about. And I have driven friends/relatives pickup trucks a few times and found them to be unobjectionable at worst and quite nice at best. Yes they are big and tall, but that just doesn't explain why so many people hate them. It gets even weirder when they, without fail, will start talking about truck owner's penises. Literally every single time they start dunking on trucks, they start talking about how big/small they imagine the driver's penis is.

Are they just bots? Coomers projecting their own insecurites? Urbanites who have never driven one? Euros who have never seen a truck IRL? I do not get why someone owning a car different from theirs is a problem for them.
its all climate change hysteria
eat the bugs, live in the pod, take the bus, die childless, own nothing, and be happy
 
Everyone's favorite powermod (most notable for turning /r/darkjokes into a near-unusable hellhole) comes out as a "he/they transhumanist"

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e: for those wondering, comments are the usual reddit "le quirky xD" and "i'm so intelligent :neckbeard:" circlejerking

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I have an older Ford Ranger and a Scion (shut up, it was my granddad's "go into town and get groceries" car and it gets great mileage, even if I'd have rather inherited one of his trucks, I'm grateful). I prefer driving my Ranger and it gets decent mileage, but the Scion beats it and with gas prices being what they are... Also the Ranger's A/C doesn't work so well nowadays and its been pretty damned hot this year. Its sure funny how the people I know who don't like trucks always come crawling when they have to move or just need something big hauled.
 
I genuinely do not get the hate boner Reddit has for pickup trucks. Are they jealous they can't afford one? Are they scared of seeing a car bigger/taller than theirs? Are they just dumb kids repeating what each other says?

I drive a sedan so I'm not some butthurt truck owner. But by the same token, I drive a sedan and have never had an issue with someone else owning a truck. Just seems like an incredibly pointless thing to get upset about. And I have driven friends/relatives pickup trucks a few times and found them to be unobjectionable at worst and quite nice at best. Yes they are big and tall, but that just doesn't explain why so many people hate them. It gets even weirder when they, without fail, will start talking about truck owner's penises. Literally every single time they start dunking on trucks, they start talking about how big/small they imagine the driver's penis is.

Are they just bots? Coomers projecting their own insecurites? Urbanites who have never driven one? Euros who have never seen a truck IRL? I do not get why someone owning a car different from theirs is a problem for them.
It's a bunch of parrots who have taken a twice diluted faceful of cum from the radical environmentalists and don't even know it.

The legitimate argument this originates from is the radical concept that when you have 10,000 people per square mile everyone doesn't need a care; and this has been the basic premise of city planning for practically a fucking century.

It's inherited then by the "public transport infrastructure" argument, which is the better the public transport, the fewer the cars, the less money you actually end up spending, which is also, the basic premise of plenty of cities.

From here it morphs into a bit of a gestalt. The ultimate goal is literal bug world, cities with 10x population density pushed by WEF types but that's obscured by "car infrastructure is unsustainable" faggots whose entire job is to pin the natural space issues of bug world on the fact roads exist in these areas that take up space. Remove the car, everyone has to live in the city. Everyone gets in the pod. Less pollution. More nature. Nature you can never see. You get the idea.

Here's where it gets interesting; the left, although honestly it's more a "dragon of modernity" situation, has a genuine disdain for people who do ugly work. They have a genuine disdain for ugly people. Trucks doing their job are very ugly. The "city boy with a jacked up truck" meme has become a "well I hate all trucks" meme, all to return and push the idea that someone hauling 4 tons of mulch in a truck does not need the truck. Because they don't even consider the person in the car.

This all sounds quite radical, and it is. It kinda sounds fucking crazy. But when you talk to these people in person it becomes very clear they just assume all the arguments fall into place. Asphalt must be expensive and nonrenewable. Trains MUST be more efficient at moving people than cars. No one needs to ever move a great deal of material. They've been trained both to stay in a cage and to be proud of it.

That's why they always talk about dick size. They've inherited the joke about city boys with jacked up 2x4 trucks with slicked down tires getting stuck in a mud puddle and turned it into "Does your farm need mulch? Haha small dick"
 
I genuinely do not get the hate boner Reddit has for pickup trucks. Are they jealous they can't afford one? Are they scared of seeing a car bigger/taller than theirs? Are they just dumb kids repeating what each other says?

I drive a sedan so I'm not some butthurt truck owner. But by the same token, I drive a sedan and have never had an issue with someone else owning a truck. Just seems like an incredibly pointless thing to get upset about. And I have driven friends/relatives pickup trucks a few times and found them to be unobjectionable at worst and quite nice at best. Yes they are big and tall, but that just doesn't explain why so many people hate them. It gets even weirder when they, without fail, will start talking about truck owner's penises. Literally every single time they start dunking on trucks, they start talking about how big/small they imagine the driver's penis is.

Are they just bots? Coomers projecting their own insecurites? Urbanites who have never driven one? Euros who have never seen a truck IRL? I do not get why someone owning a car different from theirs is a problem for them.
It's a bunch of parrots who have taken a twice diluted faceful of cum from the radical environmentalists and don't even know it.

The legitimate argument this originates from is the radical concept that when you have 10,000 people per square mile everyone doesn't need a care; and this has been the basic premise of city planning for practically a fucking century.

It's inherited then by the "public transport infrastructure" argument, which is the better the public transport, the fewer the cars, the less money you actually end up spending, which is also, the basic premise of plenty of cities.

From here it morphs into a bit of a gestalt. The ultimate goal is literal bug world, cities with 10x population density pushed by WEF types but that's obscured by "car infrastructure is unsustainable" faggots whose entire job is to pin the natural space issues of bug world on the fact roads exist in these areas that take up space. Remove the car, everyone has to live in the city. Everyone gets in the pod. Less pollution. More nature. Nature you can never see. You get the idea.

Here's where it gets interesting; the left, although honestly it's more a "dragon of modernity" situation, has a genuine disdain for people who do ugly work. They have a genuine disdain for ugly people. Trucks doing their job are very ugly. The "city boy with a jacked up truck" meme has become a "well I hate all trucks" meme, all to return and push the idea that someone hauling 4 tons of mulch in a truck does not need the truck. Because they don't even consider the person in the car.

This all sounds quite radical, and it is. It kinda sounds fucking crazy. But when you talk to these people in person it becomes very clear they just assume all the arguments fall into place. Asphalt must be expensive and nonrenewable. Trains MUST be more efficient at moving people than cars. No one needs to ever move a great deal of material. They've been trained both to stay in a cage and to be proud of it.

That's why they always talk about dick size. They've inherited the joke about city boys with jacked up 2x4 trucks with slicked down tires getting stuck in a mud puddle and turned it into "Does your farm need mulch? Haha small dick"
It's funny because every truck driver I've ever met has been nice. Most Redditors I've seen are assholes.
 
I have an older Ford Ranger and a Scion (shut up, it was my granddad's "go into town and get groceries" car and it gets great mileage, even if I'd have rather inherited one of his trucks, I'm grateful). I prefer driving my Ranger and it gets decent mileage, but the Scion beats it and with gas prices being what they are... Also the Ranger's A/C doesn't work so well nowadays and its been pretty damned hot this year. Its sure funny how the people I know who don't like trucks always come crawling when they have to move or just need something big hauled.
Nothing wrong with Scions. It's just a toyota. The badge was their attempt to ride the HURR FAST N THA FURIOUS wave 20 years ago. But it's a toyota engine and toyota tranny inside of a monocoque that was stamped on toyota's presses, and with a plethora of cheap OE parts available literally everywhere for them. Nothing not to like about having a toyota that'll run for 200k on nothing but oil changes.

Shit, outside the NA market they all got toyota badges anyway.
 
Postgenderism just sounds like regular genders but they want to correct others for using the "wrong" words when being spoken to. Just absolutely insufferable cunts. Can't even commit to changing their gender
 
Nothing wrong with Scions. It's just a toyota. The badge was their attempt to ride the HURR FAST N THA FURIOUS wave 20 years ago. But it's a toyota engine and toyota tranny inside of a monocoque that was stamped on toyota's presses, and with a plethora of cheap OE parts available literally everywhere for them. Nothing not to like about having a toyota that'll run for 200k on nothing but oil changes.

Shit, outside the NA market they all got toyota badges anyway.
I know. Its just a rebadged and somewhat modified toyota yaris. But a lot of douchey people drive scions, though the model I have seems to be prefered by older folks like my granddad. I'm glad its not one of the boxy looking ones, though. I live a mile from the Toyota dealer he bought it from. Its a J-code vin, and a limited edition (they call it Release Series), and I take damn good care of it, so I expect to get 200k+ miles out of it. Its about 12 years old now and has had very few minor issues I've had to fix. Its really not a bad little car, and has a pretty decent stereo.
 
Postgenderism just sounds like regular genders but they want to correct others for using the "wrong" words when being spoken to. Just absolutely insufferable cunts. Can't even commit to changing their gender
I'm honestly tempted to steal postgenderism for myself. It would be fun watching people bending over backwards to try and affirm how stunning and brave I am, only to see them squirm uncomfortably upon realizing that it is literally just the way gender used to be.
 
Do not look
I don't care how straight the porn you watch is, if you are jerking off with another man you are gay.
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Asian men are the biggest cucks on the planet. No wonder their women prefer beta white boys
How much you want to bet that person saying fuck South Vietnam has ancestors who fled when the North took over?
Does anyone of these dipshits know anything about condoms, birth control contraceptive methods?
Those types of people seem to fail to see anything but an abortion as a way to void unwanted pregnancies, which aids my hypothesis a lot of those sex addicted women seeing abortion as a form of contraception.

Here are just some of the things women can do to avoid a pregnancy. Condoms, Plan B, Birth control, day after pills, abstinence. None of this seems to exist in their world view however even though it is all inexpensive.
 
If they didn't ameriexit when Trump was elected in 2016, these parasites never will.
Seen r/AmerExit yet? It's a sub for people who want to leave the USA which got swamped with posts after the recent Roe v Wade ruling. I can't tell if it's all bait or not but it's hilarious :story:

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"literally anywhere tbh" = majority white countries even whiter than USA.
 
If I were to pick the absolute best place in the world for an "interracial gay trans couple in grad school" to live it would be...Oregon, where they currently live. Fucking perverts don't know how good they have it
The fact that he even mentioned Japan of all places is all the proof you need that he's a terminally online spastic that has no idea how other countries work.
 
Seen r/AmerExit yet? It's a sub for people who want to leave the USA which got swamped with posts after the recent Roe v Wade ruling. I can't tell if it's all bait or not but it's hilarious :story:

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Of course the top post is a r/fuckcars urbanite whining about how the U.S. is car centric. These people are all the same and can't form their own goddamned opinions. They don't realize that the U.S. is a hellscape for bikes and pedestrians because of certain culturally enriched peoples, and that by moving to Germany or Netherlands they are contributing to the cultural enrichment that got the U.S. to where it is today. They ignore the fact that Europe has more stringent abortion laws than America. They ignore the fact that those other countries have their own fucking cultures that you can't just shoehorn your tranny gay sperging into like you would back home (especially Japan). Everything about this is so much of the American stereotype of being completely ignorant about other countries and being the center of the universe that it almost reads like parody.
 
Reddit is pretty good for niche subs. Lately, one of the communities for a game I still use every once in a while is kind of getting infiltrated. A game has a joke storylet where your character got sick. One half of people saying it was adorable (it was basically the MC doing random things to pass the time because getting sick sucks), the other half basically going "this is unfortunate during our covid times".
Fortunately, the first half is fighting against the second half ala "what the fuck is wrong with you, not every sickness is covid". I remember seeing the covid people ganging up on one dude who has a keyboard smash name like 'asduividfgrsuixoffghs'. Why was this important? One of the commenters was basically "dude, your name basically has the letters 'virus'" despite the guy has been a user since 2016.
That commenter thought that was a good comeback because the keyboard smash guy didn't reply. I don't blame him for thinking its retarded, and it was even more retarded because that commenter's first thought of a virus is for a disease, not anything else the word is used for like a computer virus and such.
Honestly hope it doesn't chase the good users off and they keep fighting back, but I don't have most hope lately on seeing other subs and old guard users just giving up.
 
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