DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Grammatik]

Clearly not his intelligence, since that went away years ago.

Nature's Law regarding DSP's abilities (or lack thereof):

"That, which never existed, shall never go away."

 

[Wasabi Panda]

it's kinda funny how loud the game sound is, if i didn't know any better he knows and is at times yelling over the game sound.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

So Phil's strong moral code won't allow him to take money from Keemstar because he would feel dirty. It does however allow him to milk:

• Actual Cripples like Robonwheels and Superblindman
• Timboslice who has been bankrupt 3 times and doesn't have a pot to piss in
• Jaxx Raxxor who works in customer service and makes infinitely less than Phil
• The terminally lonely and mentally ill like Slayer, SnowKarl and OIC.
• Literally anybody who's ever fallen for one of his feigned distress begs where he doesn't have money for the cat/food/the zoo/a new shower despite spending $50K+ on mobile games.

But Keemstar's where he draws the line...

Did he really say he had a strong moral code? He's a pathological liar, gambler, alcoholic, takes advantage of the developmentally challenged, and ran to the government to bail him out the moment he might have had to face any consequences for his actions. What fucking moral code?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

"Simon's Quest is a good game except for the RPG elements..."

Castlevania is now an RPG

 

[Wasabi Panda]

"Simon's Quest is a good game except for the RPG elements..."

Castlevania is now an RPG

wait no, now it's a open world game, thats also a waste of time cause it's not meaningful.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

"Simon's Quest is a good game except for the RPG elements..."

Castlevania is now an RPG

Technically, Simon's Quest is an RPG, but in typical Phil fashion, he wants it to be a glorified walking sim.

Also, since we all know the answer to what kind of ending Phil is going to get (hint: take more than 3 hours to complete the game with multiple continues and you get the bad ending), what are the odds that he'll bitch about it?

 

[snort inquisition]

man i hope keem drops the dms so we can see how weasely and fuckheaded phil is to keem lmao

 

[UsedUp]

Whales, you'd rather go to work for the rest of your lives and tip DSP peanuts all the while knowing DSP is sitting on an easy 50k offer!?

 

[BlackDragoons]

So been taking a break but heard about the whole "Keem offering DSP 50K" For something. But of course big brain Phail over there is being a complete mongroid about it.


I love it when people just self destruct like this. Because honestly its even funnier when they troll themselves.

 

[Jasper2K]

This guy is delusional if he thinks he is above keem. Check yourself faggot

 

[Stephen Hawking]

Imagine if a close friend or family begs you for money everyday and is proud to call himself a begger.

Then you find out the begger was offered 50k and denied it for arbitrary reasons.

Reasonable people would disown that person and stop enabling his begging. But Phil has fostered a cult that will throw money no matter what.

 

[capefear56]

Whales, you'd rather go to work for the rest of your lives and tip DSP peanuts all the while knowing DSP is sitting on an easy 50k offer!?

Why would he openly admit he turned down $50K when his whole schtick is that he never has enough money? Zero self-awareness. I think even a retard wage slave like Jaxx or Slayer could formulate a thought process like "guy offered lot of money, why he need my help?"

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Technically, Simon's Quest is an RPG, but in typical Phil fashion, he wants it to be a glorified walking sim.

Also, since we all know the answer to what kind of ending Phil is going to get (hint: take more than 3 hours to complete the game with multiple continues and you get the bad ending), what are the odds that he'll bitch about it?

which is funny cause he just got done bitching about having to walk everywhere, even ran away from the town on the other side of the graveyard due to the people in his chat who are more than likely younger than this game don't know what to do.

$4 stream so I'm sure he'll bitch that the bad ending wasn't meaningful content and the whole thing is a waste of time, I'm sure while a huge fan of the series that he needed 45 mins to tell everyone how much of a fan he is, he doesn't know about the multiple endings.

Ironically he bitched that this game was too long and should only be a couple hours to beat it, which...umm

phil, and your 40 hours to do the tutorial of DoSII

about that game length

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

It probably kills Phil when his own dents call out his hypocrisy regarding his "ethics" on being a content creator when he's stuck between how he acts and the creators he's claiming are the bad guys. He can't stand to take the L, so he has to weasel out of it and not look as bad. But in typical Phil fashion, he fucks it up and looks worse.

which is funny cause he just got done bitching about having to walk everywhere, even ran away from the town on the other side of the graveyard due to the people in his chat who are more than likely younger than this game don't know what to do.

To be fair, the original North American version didn't come with a map on where to go, so you had to memorize where every location was. That being said, it's Phil. The fucker would whine that his thumb was getting sore if he could.

 

[Dona Morte]

What Phil said today made me pause.

This specific timing and the fact that it is the people who specifically say that Dave is begging seem to get struck down.
No, I contend that:
Phil knows, and is supporting these strikes.

One more reason. When this happened before Phil spoke out on his Twitter before and vehementy disavowed. This time: silence.
That is proof enough for me.

 

[Coke Zero]

I guess I'm not understanding how if Phil's "moral code" or whatever prevents him from working with someone like keemstar, why didn't that same moral code prevent him from reaching out to keemstar about the offer and entertaining the idea of discussing it further in the first place?

Phil was open to the idea at least a little before the initial talks fell apart for whatever reasons so how can Phil now say he's above keemstar when he just admitted he was interested in the offer at first?

 

[Elbe]

It doesn't matter, in life, how much money you have, how much popularity you have....all that shit is superficial.

DSP 6-27-2022

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I know that I'm about an hour behind but yeah I'm gonna have to give this W to the bearded gnome. He probably got bored and wanted to fuck with someone. He knew how dense, autistic and narcissistic DSP is and remembered what his previous experience with trying to do business dealings with him was like, so he just did the same thing that he did back then and the result didn't change. Phil coping, moping and seething at Keem for 20 minutes and giving us the golden quote that is "I'd rather be a beggar than a Keemstar." Remember that the last time this happened Phil admitted that he's stuck on level 1 and said that he'd rather be a loser than be Keemstar.

RENT
FUCKING
FREE

 

[UaineRunei]

Jun 27, 2022
Post-1MinuteMan-begging:

 

[Wasabi Panda]

oh phil, it's obvious he took a few swigs chugs of the ole gin during the break

- scat fetish coming up
- over all pissy
- a comment that could be taken as degrading towards women with the context of who said it
- paranoia, detractors came to his stream to tell him to put up 1MM's tip.

I'm thinking that the $4 stream and Keem with his offer owning free land next to tevin-ville in that gin logged head of his, it's starting to get to him. Oh and he's just a generally miserable son of a cunt who if this ends with a note about "an hero" and a simple plan song, I wouldn't be surprised in the least.