Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Why does she keep screaming that she's in danger? Because she's poor? Join the other roughly 12% of the American population that live at or below the poverty line. She's the only one making it even worse for herself. She reminds me of Lou Gags who likes to chimp out that poor people deserve nice things too. Sure, when they save and can afford them after needs are met. It's no one's damn responsibility to buy Polissa two air conditioners that she can't afford to run anyway.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Why does she keep screaming that she's in danger? Because she's poor? Join the other roughly 12% of the American population that live at or below the poverty line. She's the only one making it even worse for herself. She reminds me of Lou Gags who likes to chimp out that poor people deserve nice things too. Sure, when they save and can afford them after needs are met. It's no one's damn responsibility to buy Polissa two air conditioners that she can't afford to run anyway.

I suppose it’s because she’s so oh so disabled and $200 in free food money can only give you so much sugar water. She already said she’s unable to have children, so it’s not like she’d be in danger of being arrested and jailed for having an abortion or a miscarriage mistaken for one.

Anyone else notice that she said that Josh’s beetus is untreated? That’ll end great.

Only other thing I can think of is Ms Raccoon is threatening to tip off the cops about the hoarding, but that’s a huge theory.

 

[I am vomit]

Only other thing I can think of is Ms Raccoon is threatening to tip off the cops about the hoarding, but that’s a huge theory.

I'm not even religious but I'm literally praying that she calls animal control and gets the pets out. I couldn't give a fuck less if Polissa rots in her own waste but the cats, the dog and the hopefully still living snake deserve better.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

“Waaah no one is seeing me need Mello Yello and woo gummies!”



Apparently one of those doctors appointments is in like thirty minutes:



No further mention of Gomez needing wet food, by the way.



If it wasn’t for the fact that “Bella is sick” and “please fund Bella’s euthanasia for me” were literally posted in quick succession, and 13 other animals are suffering, I’d have far more sympathy.

 

[Totallyunknown]

It must be super exhausting to be her spouse. I feel like we have seen nothing from Josh himself and just as this character she's created. Does he just sit there all day listening to her? I'm a woman and I'm empathetic to the recent news but if this lady started having a panic attack over abortion issues when she's literally infertile - the fuck is wrong with you? You're about to hit menopause age - you don't even need birth control.

I know the death fats all have some diet soda obsession but for some reason the Mello Yellow really grosses me out. That's a drink you get on a whim at the gas station, not several cases of it. Is it an extra popular soda in the south or is this just her obsession?

Spoiler

I havent seen it in Canada since the early 2000s so its even stranger to me

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

I know the death fats all have some diet soda obsession but for some reason the Mello Yellow really grosses me out. That's a drink you get on a whim at the gas station, not several cases of it. Is it an extra popular soda in the south or is this just her obsession?

At least in this particular area of the south, it's not really popular.

Especially seeing as how this is Pepsi country, and Mello Yello is made by Coca-Cola.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I’m from Coke country and no one fucking drinks Mello Yello. I actually forgot it existed until I saw it in her orders. Which in a way makes it even funnier for me. She can’t even hick right and drink Mountain Dew instead.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I'd be shocked if a heifer her size and a man with untreated diabetes could conceive a child. But if lolcows have taught me anything, it's that life finds a way.

Given how she treats her animals, let's hope not this time though.

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

"I have reduced the list to the absolute bare minimum."

If I pressed X to doubt every time she said something as ridiculous as this, I'd have to bill her for a new keyboard .

"So Twitter is still at its bullshit repressing poor disabled peoples accounts."

As much as shadowbanning serial/lying grifters would be amusing, it's probably more plausible that people are less interested in helping Polissa because she's let her true colors show that she's an insufferable serial grifter with absolutely no sincere gratitude for the help she's received so far.

I feel like we have seen nothing from Josh himself and just as this character she's created. Does he just sit there all day listening to her?

It could be Josh is absolutely clueless about what his wife does online/during the day, or he could very well be in on the grift. Sadly, we'll never know.

 

[Bustymuffins]

I’m from Coke country and no one fucking drinks Mello Yello. I actually forgot it existed until I saw it in her orders. Which in a way makes it even funnier for me. She can’t even hick right and drink Mountain Dew instead.

I remember drinking Mello Yello when it was available here in Canada. Probably wasn't that mind-blowing since I can't remember what it tasted like but you can get Mountain Dew everywhere so no big loss.

I'd be shocked if a heifer her size and a man with untreated diabetes could conceive a child. But if lolcows have taught me anything, it's that life finds a way.

Given how she treats her animals, let's hope not this time though.

She has her suffering animals and Raccoon horde as her children. I'm wondering if they'll be a civil war between the cats and trash pandas?

 

[toilet_rainbow]

"So Twitter is still at its bullshit repressing poor disabled peoples accounts."

As much as shadowbanning serial/lying grifters would be amusing, it's probably more plausible that people are less interested in helping Polissa because she's let her true colors show that she's an insufferable serial grifter with absolutely no sincere gratitude for the help she's received so far.

Considering how unappreciative she is about what she does get, she absolutely deserves people ignoring her.

It could be Josh is absolutely clueless about what his wife does online/during the day, or he could very well be in on the grift. Sadly, we'll never know.

He's definitely not clueless. He regularly retweets her e begs:





He usually just retweets shit, but I did notice this one where he commented about how shitty his wife's birthday totally was while scrolling through:



Add that this is his profile bio:



He's just as much a whiner winner as Polissa is. I don't know how far into the grift he is (I'm getting more toady vibes from him than partner in crime), but he is definitely complicit.

 

[Free the Pedos]

I love how Polissa acts like she's above Alabama, when she's the consummate white trash welfare stereotype.

 

[Bulk Shopping For Freedom]

If no one should have to lose an animal to poverty maybe her poverty stricken ass should have refrained from hording 13 of them so that wouldn't happen. At the very least use the resources available? People who have animals can fall on hard times and I'm sympathetic but I wouldn't believe Polissa has ever had her shit together. She was poor, hoarded animals, and now is somehow surprised she can't afford to take care of them.

Why is he complaining about no food and no drinks? Her mom and Mamaw provided her with dinner, booze, and TWO goddamn cakes. At least he didn't have the balls to say she didn't get enough presents, I guess, but fuck him for shitting on her family's attempts. Her family might be a pile of assholes too, I have no idea, but they did try to give her a nice birthday despite her bitching. They don't deserve that from her but they sure don't from her lazy gimp footed husband.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Doctor appointment follow up:




I heard eating better and moving more helps with that.

meal tweets:

Yikes. It's not only overgrown but also looks so wilted.



Whole place looks likes an eyesore.

 

[Bulk Shopping For Freedom]

"So I can order us dinner and complain I'm hungry again in a few hours"
That's what I read anyways.

Watering at near sunset. That encourages bugs to come eat your stuff and it looks like they're so close together that she's only watering the leaves. Why are they in pots? What did they rip up the lawn by the road for if they're all in little pots? Those plants probably have the saddest roots.

 

[Bugaboo]

Doctor appointment follow up:

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I heard eating better and moving more helps with that.

meal tweets:

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Yikes. It's not only overgrown but also looks so wilted.

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Whole place looks likes an eyesore.

That is some exceptionally fucked and wilted up zuchinni/summer squash. I don't see any flowers and a plant that size should have plenty
Looks like a compact/bush variety, good for containers or smaller spaces but the leaves should be nice and perky
Bet you any money the squash vine borers got it, those are a big issue

 

[Bustymuffins]

I get over a $1000 in "donations" every couple of weeks. It's almost like it's a job for me or something.

I think mowing the lawn and eating the clippings might be better than whatever would come out of the "garden", assuming the bugs don't get to it first.

 

[I am vomit]

Doctor appointment follow up:

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I heard eating better and moving more helps with that.

meal tweets:

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Yikes. It's not only overgrown but also looks so wilted.

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Whole place looks likes an eyesore.

"Josh is starving" Yeah because he's basically living like the family guy cutaway about john goodman.

 

[Rewire Tea]

So, I don't know what kind of benefits Polissa is on or how they work, because I'm a dumb leaf.

But: I do know that in a lot of places, depending on the benefits, you have to report any/all income while you're on them.

If you don't, you risk not only having the benefits stopped but also having to pay back some.

How funny would a "I got kicked off (whatever benefits) for e-begging, waaaah" arc from Polissa be?

 

[Carpe Jugulum]

How funny would a "I got kicked off (whatever benefits) for e-begging, waaaah" arc from Polissa be?

It would be delicious. I would probably split my sides laughing.

I also don’t know how the US tardbux works, here in Bongland you’d be in a word of hurt and can even go to jail for defrauding the benefit system (there is one disability benefit you can get while working but the too sick to work one requires permission to work very part time hours).