DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[FamicomGorby]

Got bored of Dave and come back to this confirmation that he turned down the easiest 50K in his life just cause of his ego.

As for Keem's idea, yeah it would probably be stupid unless he somehow turns it into Jerry Springer. Though even if ya tried I don't think you could since Dave and Wings are complete pussy's IRL. Maybe with Boogie since his dumbass decided to pull a gun on someone shit talking him on his front lawn. Still I'd watch it.

Is H3H3 still butthurt about Keemstar? Maybe Dave could parlay this to getting Ethan to bring him onto his much more successful yet somehow equally terrible podcast.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Doesn't matter if the podcast took off at all, it would at least be something new. DSP has settled into a comfortable rut and doesn't produce gold dust anymore. He only plays games he's already played/can be hand held through/are idiot proof, so the rage of old is long gone. Too many people in here letting their hate boner for Keem supercede all else.

 

[Iron Hamster]

After that massive own from Keemstar, he changes his name in Twitter:
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Despite all the shit he said that he ain't all about the drama...

lmao. You just know he sat there and thought "I got him good with that sick burn". The next begcast will be totally dedicated to keem.

Rent free is now gonna become one of his buzzwords. How many times do you think he's gonna say it on the next prestream? My guess is at least half a dozen times.

I'll set the over/under at 12

I may be in the minority but I think getting a group of narcissistic manchildren together and have them just talk to hear the sound of their own self important voices and see which one tries to top dog the others into submission would be an entertaining venture for the hatewatchers, Keem pitting the 3 manlets against eachother on opinion topics and watching them embarass themselves trying to pretend to have any real life experience would be like some weird reverse Andy Kauffman bit.

Just think, Phail would look thin by comparison

 

[Pizza Parker's Pizza Time]

how the FUCK does OMM tip ONLY during the break.... its so fucking suspicious jesus. even snort says it so non chalantly at this point

He's nonchalant because it's a given. Likely some kind of weird autopay/per diem he has worked out with Planetjeff or whoever it is that's giving him this money.

 

[Balr0g]

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Yuge W for Phil like always kek

Funny how he stated that he advanced because he didn't stay in his line when Machinima fired him. Guess that was wrong then huh Phil?

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

I dont follow Boogie or Wings but I imagine Phil being the least equipped for this discussion.
I am open to counter arguments.

I disagree. As long as it's framed in a discussion of WWE or a shit fetish, I have faith that Phil can produce an unending stream of extremely adult homoerotic gibberish.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Some of you crack me up. Of course the podcast sounds awful, that’s the entire point. I see exactly what Keem is doing, he is trying to collect these shitballs into the same paper bag to burn and make a slightly bigger fire. It’s not even a bad idea and I think it is hysterical how much this is fucking with Phil. I think this is bothering him even more than we think, and I also think he’s worried that Keem might be crazy enough to draw too much negative attention to him in this already vulnerable period.

 

[Freshtodeath]

It would have probably been successful and Keem would have gotten them sponsors as well. DSP could have set himself pretty good. There's no fucking way he told kat that he turned down possibly 100s of thousands of dollars for something he could have done from home. He wouldn't even need to travel. It's insane he would rather stay and home and beg for crumbs absolutely insane.

 

[Meerkat Ink]

Yeah but Wings has experience being on podcasts. Whatever dumb ass things he may say, he at least knows how to interact with actual human beings, unlike Phil.

Indeed, there's a difference between "talking" and "communicating" that DSP still hasn't found out, despite being 40 years of age.

Edit I cannot stress how much he looks like a literal phallic dickhead with a smug face in that pfo. Soy face, youtube button, selfie because your wife is a dumb bitch.

That pfp is also one of the ways he highlights how out of touch with reality he is. Soy Face was a thing years ago, and nobody flexes play buttons anymore. Seems like he's trying to fit into a time that has long passed. That's a pretty DSP thing.

It's kind of sad there's nobody to tell him how out of touch he is though. His inner circle is straight up degenerates all the way, and the trolls are telling him constantly but he shrugs it off (because the trolls can never be right, obviously).

see exactly what Keem is doing, he is trying to collect these shitballs into the same paper bag to burn and make a slightly bigger fire.

Yea his whole idea is to take these 3 morons who people laugh at anyways, and help them monetize being a lolcow, while making some extra cash in the process.

That's as simple as it is and he's not hiding it, even Wings "I think the age of consent should be twelve" Of Redemption, the fat fuck, has understood it.

DSP's paradox is knowing that he will forever be the jerk off guy, the begging guy, the "hateful slurs" guy, and generally "the guy", but having a massive delusion that his tarnished brand will someday recover, as dozens of people on various platforms are dragging his name and brand through the mud on a daily basis.

His weird and unsubstantiated narrative that "peepul like me more now" that he reminds us of every week will be one of the nails of his coffin in the end of the day. It's what's preventing him from embracing being a shit human and a lolcow, and making bank off it.

 

[UaineRunei]

After that massive own from Keemstar, he changes his name in Twitter:
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Despite all the shit he said that he ain't all about the drama...

Ok Phil, you wanted to tease Keemstar with that name, I get it. But it doesn't make sense... Rent-free just means you're not paying any rent.

What's next, "DSP The Gratuitous-Tenancy"?

 

[gaarashatan]

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https://twitter.com/KEEMSTAR/status/1542000518498816001

you know what i dont like about phil, his absolute refusal to commit to something. whatever it is be it words or action he has to come out on top.

he wont do the podcast and make 50k sign-on. and ya he might be made fun of and be a trainwreck. but hell also take the other road and say shit like all youre doing is bringing more traffic to my streams it doesnt matter what you say or do, the end result is more people visit my streams so im the winner here.

so its like? ok? do the fucking podcast, make money, and have more people visit your streams if everything just ends up that way? like what the fucking downside here.

ill tell you, the downside is phils lack of control over everything. thats why he wont do it. cause he would make alot of money and would increase more traffic to his streams. but he wont have absolute control during it. if one of the questions or podcasters says something he doesnt like he cant har har look at this idiot "banned" them. he has to sit there and take it in full force and either retort or accept it. and theyll accept it or retort back. cause thats what the real world allows. and thats too much for "thick skinned burnell who can handle criticism".

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I may be in the minority but I think getting a group of narcissistic manchildren together and have them just talk to hear the sound of their own self important voices and see which one tries to top dog the others into submission would be an entertaining venture for the hatewatchers, Keem pitting the 3 manlets against eachother on opinion topics and watching them embarass themselves trying to pretend to have any real life experience would be like some weird reverse Andy Kauffman bit.

The thing is the only one of the three who still has legit delusions of grandeur is DSP. He unironically still thinks he's to live streaming and fighting games what Alexander the Great was to military history. Wings is just a fat retard but he can at least hold a normal conversation because he used to be on a podcast. When it comes to boogie I'll admit my knowledge is limited but from the 4 times I saw him as a guest on some lolcow podcast all he did was go full victim and kept talking about how he was molested by his mother and father. Especially that one time he was on the Guntstream with Frank Hassle.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

you know what i dont like about phil, his absolute refusal to commit to something. whatever it is be it words or action he has to come out on top.

he wont do the podcast and make 50k sign-on. and ya he might be made fun of and be a trainwreck. but hell also take the other road and say shit like all youre doing is bringing more traffic to my streams it doesnt matter what you say or do, the end result is more people visit my streams so im the winner here.

so its like? ok? do the fucking podcast, make money, and have more people visit your streams if everything just ends up that way? like what the fucking downside here.

ill tell you, the downside is phils lack of control over everything. thats why he wont do it. cause he would make alot of money and would increase more traffic to his streams. but he wont have absolute control during it. so its a no fucking go

There's no guaranteed $50k without an ironclad contract in writing. Absolutely nobody would be shocked to learn Keem had something up his sleeve that lets himself off the hook for that payment. There's no way this show is financially viable for any length of time and when it inevitably fails spectacularly then Keem gets endless content about them all being such failures. It's lose-lose-lose for all involved... except Keem.

 

[marlintan]

There’s no doubt most prefer email communication but to rely on it is a big weakness.

When I’m recruiting I make sure my candidates are comfortable getting up and physically bothering people because too many can’t function outside of email. And guess what? Hardly anything gets done by those that stick to email because people either ignore them, it’s too slow or the topic is too complex and needs a conversation.

And sure enough the Keem deal fell apart. Being unable to deal with humans in person really is a massive weakness our boy has.

email is a useful tool when it comes to chain of custody of responsibilities, and as a measure of how long it too someone to complete an assigned task correctly, in accounting, "but you told me to do x when we were at the staff meeting" is much less influential of an argument to defend yourself when you can have receipts from emails that are timestamped and have the the related parties named by the email software.

I get that in customer service / forward facing jobs where you deal with the public, you want different metrics to be met to determine a successful candidate, but emails serve an important purppose IMO.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

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Yuge W for Phil like always kek

"Every mention I get is a win!"

Phil, these are the stats of your most recent video. Dislike already overtaking likes, and views not even hitting four digits. A little over 500 views on a channel with 198,000 subscribers. Channel is dead as fuck, khantent is clearly stale on a platform that is already oversaturated with similar videos of much better quality.

Wow, dood! Way to show Keem, Phil! What a win, my nigga!

 

[tzgnilki]

"Every mention I get is a win!"

thanks adin_ross_rulez for the $00.0000088 in ad revenue, sucker!

 

[LDoncic4MVP]

We’ve been getting a lot more pig than roach the last few months. It’s time for DSP to show us exactly why he is a roach in addition to being a pig. Keem will soon learn - even 10 cans of raid can’t take this roach out. Expect a swift $200 today from the dent heads.

 

[Pizza Parker's Pizza Time]

"Every mention I get is a win!"

Phil, these are the stats of your most recent video. Dislike already overtaking likes, and views not even hitting four digits. A little over 500 views on a channel with 198,000 subscribers. Channel is dead as fuck, khantent is clearly stale on a platform that is already oversaturated with similar videos of much better quality.

Wow, dood! Way to show Keem, Phil! What a win, my nigga!

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Iirc, he had about 270 viewers at the end of last night's stream. And the stream gets deleted and he just uploads the VOD instead. So those 500 are just watching after the fact.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

"Every mention I get is a win!"

Phil, these are the stats of your most recent video. Dislike already overtaking likes, and views not even hitting four digits. A little over 500 views on a channel with 198,000 subscribers. Channel is dead as fuck, khantent is clearly stale on a platform that is already oversaturated with similar videos of much better quality.

Wow, dood! Way to show Keem, Phil! What a win, my nigga!

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But don't forget the totally organic $150 of positivity, $125 of which came from a single person who is definitely a real person and not a sock for the usual handful of tards.

 

[Piece of Peace]

Keem will soon learn - even 10 cans of raid can’t take this roach out. Expect a swift $200 today from the dent heads.

That $200 better be behind the scenes because today is his day off IDIOT