Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Solid Snek]

btw, are we throwing a party at 1400?

Or should we wait until 1488?

 

[Spoonomancer]

Die, Louis Dominic Gagliardi III, Die. (German)

btw, are we throwing a party at 1400?

Or should we wait until 1488?

I feel like we should we should hold a party for 1400 and list all instances of Lou being racist at 1488.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Lou gets banned again, then jokes about hitting Jake the Fox in the face. This is what you came back for, Jake.

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1542170275873275910 | https://archive.ph/O8R8K

Lou keeps people safe from (not) being killed by us:

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1542171773197746176 | https://archive.ph/C38Sp

 

[Spoonomancer]

THE BIG 1400!!!!

To be entirely honest, I was fully expecting the Jerry Peet thread to reach 1400 before Lou with him having actual lore behind why that thread is so massive, versus Louis' only claim to fame is a fat fuck furry grifter that only claims to be trans just for the sake of hoping that saying he's a #trans #disabled #retinopathic #irish #jewish #americanindian #woman who lives in #pittsburgh. Hilarious that the person who became the target of Lou's current ire, Kethriss, also identifies as a "trans masculine" person much like how Corust identifies as a trans man. Something you wanna tell us Lou?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Lou keeps people safe from (not) being killed by us:

Near isn't dead and the 'Farms didn't kill either (whatever his deadname was) Sagal or Terryberry, you fat retard.

 

[Aunt Carol]

If Louie is so proud of his Scottish heritage then why does he never mention eating haggis or mutton? Most times when he talks about food it's always spaghetti or pizza, which are Italian.

As an Amerimutt, when I think of traditional Scottish cuisine, I think of oatmeal as a staple source of carbohydrates. Cheap, filling, low-ish glycemic index.

Come to think of it, aren't Scots stereotypically supposed to be cheap? Once again, Lou is spectacularly bad at performing the identities he claims.

 

[Plague Flea]

If he really wants to express his Scottish heritage, he should be eating deep fried Mars bars. I’ve heard they’re very good for diabetes.

 

[Spunt]

As an Amerimutt, when I think of traditional Scottish cuisine, I think of oatmeal as a staple source of carbohydrates. Cheap, filling, low-ish glycemic index.

Come to think of it, aren't Scots stereotypically supposed to be cheap? Once again, Lou is spectacularly bad at performing the identities he claims.

Contemporary Scottish food is the unhealthiest on the planet. Glasgow is the birthplace of the legendary deep-fried Mars Bar, and most chip shops sell them. Some also sell battered, deep-fried pizza.

But those pale in significance to the legendary Stonner Kebab invented by one particularly notorious Glasgow chip shop: a pork sausage dipped in batter, then wrapped in lamb donner kebab meat, battered again , then deep-fried, served on a bed of chips. It weighs over 3lbs and is estimated at around 1500 calories including the chips and nearly 50g of fat.

No wonder Lou wants to appropriate their culture. Though ideally he needs a heroin addiction for the full experience.

 

[Solid Snek]

Die, Louis Dominic Gagliardi III, Die. (German)

I feel like we should we should hold a party for 1400 and list all instances of Lou being racist at 1488.

That's actually a brilliant idea.

We'll need to reserve about a dozen pages for that, which would conveniently take us up to 1500!

No wonder Lou wants to appropriate their culture. Though ideally he needs a heroin addiction for the full experience.

Troonspotting.

(I hate to say it, but given how fat and unmotivated Lou is, I think his life would actually improve if he cultivated a good old Scottish heroin addiction.)

 

[Solid Snek]

Lou gets banned again, then jokes about hitting Jake the Fox in the face. This is what you came back for, Jake.
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https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1542170275873275910 | https://archive.ph/O8R8K

Lou keeps people safe from (not) being killed by us:
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https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1542171773197746176 | https://archive.ph/C38Sp

I thought the watermark was a bit sus; turns out the gif he posted is from a pornsite (NSFW)
AISexual, everybody!

Also, was Julie a "trans kid"? Pretty sure Lou just misgendered a dead woman; hope he doesn't get banned again! (he's already had two this week, that we know of)



Also, something for your "Lou the Edgelard says religious people are insane; is religious himself" folder:

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1542208546888208384

https://archive.ph/wip/UmT1K


And a poorly timed RT; not sure "stop killing us" is the message you and your pro-abortion friends want to send here, Lou...

 

[Dork Of Ages]

@Norman B. Normal, your dream might come true someday, keep those fingers crossed bby
https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1542156900757913604 (archive.md)

Lou you got no business talking about treating animals well
https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1542186201947455488 (archive.md)

muh conservatives
https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1542189439673401345 (archive.md)

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1542222445838536704 (archive.md)

I decided to check Louie's facebook and, wow, @Iron Hamster he finally did it!!!

Spoiler: uh, somewhat + other screencaps 2019-2020

Loupic that I am not sure was posted before:

I have a longass screenshot of what I can load, and it's mostly him bitching at local news and throwing hot takes, so here's some highlights (posts being possibly old news)
He rated Harold's comment with the haha emoji. Lou wtf I thought Covid was srs bsns, you would never wish that on someone!11111


https://triblive.com/local/westmoreland/county-treasurer-buys-historic-greensburg-building/ (archive.md)





Jew In Law?! Oy vey, Louie. That's another shoah. Not very Jewish of you.

He also left two reviews to businesses, one to the vet clinic that supposedly sent him postcards after the Dying Lover saga and another over appointment scheduling problems to a optometry clinic in March 2021:
https://www.facebook.com/pghfur/pos...n8dR55TJzyUGkFe5jVYHnjd22ytAzPKRCmTt1bgxx6x5l

https://www.facebook.com/pghfur/pos...kC6zGGAV29oCi3ye8rwf3rFNHgeqXqTxNrmvT7CM5G3yl

Current "with replies" section archive: https://twitter.com/acekatt/with_replies (tweet.lambda.dance, archive.md, archive.md 2, WayBack Machine).

 

[Iron Hamster]

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lmao. Dude.......stop....at least let us catch our breath from laughing over the other lies you spouted.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

lmao. Dude.......stop....at least let us catch our breath from laughing over the other lies you spouted.

I'd rather have him go on instead of doing nothing and getting boring again.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

1400 pages, bitchiz!!


Tablets: (Also see the Illustrated Edition - always up to date!)

Tablet Number	Model	Ownership History
1	Unknown iPad	Gave to nephew 2019/12/25
2	Unknown iPad	Gave to brother as of 2020/02/28
3	iPad Mini 5	Was considering selling 3/14, probably sold circa 3/27
4	iPad Air 3*	Lent to stepdad 3/11, probably gave to stepdad 4/23, definitely no longer owned as of September
5	iPad 9.7 inch	Selling as of 8/14
6	iPad Pro 11	Wanted 3/11, selling as of 8/28
7	iPad Mini 5 (2nd)	Bought 8/29, selling as of 9/15
8	iPad 10.2 inch (2nd)	Bought 9/22, sold 12/3
9	Walmart Android tablet	Bought 11/16
10	Galaxy Tab S6 Lite	"Gifted" 12/5
11	iPad 8th gen 32G*	Bought 12/22; gave to his mother 2021/01/18 or earlier
12	iPad Air 4	Bought 2021/01/08, selling 2/8
13	Kindle Fire 7	Bought circa 1/17
14	"cheap" 7-inch Android	"Gifted" 2/3
15	iPad Mini 5* (3rd)	Bought 2/14, gone by 2022/06/27
16	iPad Air 4 (2nd)	Bought circa 3/25, supposedly giving to nephew 12/25
17	Galaxy Tab S6 Lite (2nd)	"Gifted" 8/1
18	iPad Pro* 12.9-inch	Bought 11/27, gone by 2022/06/27
19	iPad Mini 6	"Gifted" before 2022/03/06, gone by 6/27

Computers:

Computer Number	Model	Ownership History
1	Asus Vivobook gaming laptop	Owned as of 2020/03/12
2	Dell Latitude D630* with Ubuntu 18.04	Bought c. 5/19
3	Lenovo Chromebook n21	Selling 7/12
4	Samsung Chromebook 4+	Acquired 7/17, selling 8/15
5	Lenovo Chromebook s340-14	Selling 8/15 ("like new. I've had it, but I haven't used it.")
6	Microsoft Surface Pro 2	Owned as of 8/16
7	Acer Aspire All-in-One desktop (Xubuntu)	Bought 8/19, selling 10/18
8	MacBook Air	Bought 10/16, selling 2021/02/04
9	Acer Chromebook Spin 311	Bought 2021/01/01; "gave to nephew" before 1/9, but also put it up for sale on 1/9; put up for sale again 2/9
10	Samsung Chromebook Pro	Bought 2/8; broke 7/7
11	Gaming laptop ("5+ years old")	Bought 2/8
12	HP 15*/Acer Aspire 5 2019*	Bought circa 3/25, gave to mother 7/13
13	Intel NUC	Owned as of 6/5
14	Unknown HP Chromebook	Bought 7/16, broke 8/30
15	Dell Latitude	Received from mother 7/16, gave back to mother circa 8/30
16	HP Chromebook x360	Ordered 9/5, selling 11/6
17	Lenovo IdeaPad 3	Selling 11/6
18	Acer 17.3-inch Chromebook*	Bought 11/11, selling 2022/05/26
19	HP Stream 14*	Bought 12/6, selling 2022/01/14
20	Beelink GK35 Mini-PC	Bought c. 2022/01/01, selling 1/7
21	Microsoft Surface Go 2	"Gifted" as of 6/23, selling 7/20
22	Unknown desktop computer	Owned as of 6/27

edit: Public service announcement: "Gagliardi" is actually pronounced "Gallardi." You're welcome.

 

[Miss Misery]

Why'd you have to hold your nose to vote for Obama, Lou? Was it because he's Black?

 

[Minister Burroughs]

Contemporary Scottish food is the unhealthiest on the planet. Glasgow is the birthplace of the legendary deep-fried Mars Bar, and most chip shops sell them. Some also sell battered, deep-fried pizza.

But those pale in significance to the legendary Stonner Kebab invented by one particularly notorious Glasgow chip shop: a pork sausage dipped in batter, then wrapped in lamb donner kebab meat, battered again , then deep-fried, served on a bed of chips. It weighs over 3lbs and is estimated at around 1500 calories including the chips and nearly 50g of fat.

No wonder Lou wants to appropriate their culture. Though ideally he needs a heroin addiction for the full experience.

This makes me think of the only thing I know about Scottish food: that Top Gear episode where they walk into a Scottish restaurant and promptly walk back out again.
Also, I finally caught up! Happy 1400; this is the only thread I try to read everything in so I never miss a chapter in Lou's sad little story. I disagree with whoever said that the golden Lou years are over; sure, there will be fewer people getting angry with him as his grifting becomes more and more desperate, but isn't the most glorious aspect of a revenge story seeing the villain get his comeuppance? I look forward to Lou continuing to get his. He's already gotten callout after callout and continues to make enemies on all sides. I just hope more will come to him IRL; I want more pictures and fewer screenshots.

 

[JaneThough]

Does Lou have FAS? Have we discussed this? That upper lip in the recent pic is like...

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Well, well. Guess you proved us wrong this time, Louie! Not like it matters too much to you anyway because you are not a woman :^)
https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1542255237234393091 (archive.md)

 

[capsaicin]

Well, well. Guess you proved us wrong this time, Louie! Not like it matters too much to you anyway because you are not a woman :^)
https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1542255237234393091 (archive.md)
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Hey, good for him for getting out of the house and doing something. Absolutely no sarcasm meant here, Lou. I give credit where it's due.

You would see your life markedly improve if you made a habit out of setting daily out-of-the-house goals that involve some walking and then meeting those goals, fyi. Even if it's "look at trees to inspire my next fap fiction about a tiger transformation."

 

[Aunt Carol]

Well, well. Guess you proved us wrong this time, Louie! Not like it matters too much to you anyway because you are not a woman :^)
https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1542255237234393091 (archive.md)
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"Good-sized crowd" joke is tempting.

Glad he left the house and did something; hope for many happy returns.