Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Puff]

And now he's talking about his trip to a sex shop. Rackets. Keep that shit to yourself. (like 1:08 or a bit after.)
Edit: TSA searched his sex toy bag and the pope hat was on top.
Edit again: would've beat TheClappening, but I was too busy looking for the same damn emoji he used.

 

[TheClappening]

Okay, the story about his sex-toy suitcase being TSA inspected is actually hilarious.

And the suitcase included the pope hat

 

[feral cat #6385]

He is waiting for the rest of the audience to "filter in."
Johnny-Come-Latelys shouldn't get this privilege.

Who the fuck is going to filter in after 12 am EST?

And now he's talking about his trip to a sex shop. Rackets. Keep that shit to yourself. (like 1:08 or a bit after.)
Edit: TSA searched his sex toy bag and the pope hat was on top.
Edit again: would've beat TheClappening, but I was too busy looking for the same damn emoji he used.

Don't know about you gents but I'm really not interested in this gawky fuckers sex life.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

Who the fuck is going to filter in after 12 am EST?

Ironically enough, the majority of Nick's chat & viewers come in around 1:00 AM EST.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Ironically enough, the majority of Nick's chat & viewers come in around 1:00 AM EST.

Would be funny if Nick was big with sexless asian bugmen and pajeets. Might explain the superchats.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

Would be funny if Nick was big with sexless asian bugmen and pajeets. Might explain the superchats.

I think one of Nick's mods, Angry Baneling, is one.

 

[MooseGump]

I think one of Nick's mods, Angry Baneling, is one.

Hello sirs you are banned

 

[Puff]

Hello sirs you are banned

What if I show bobs and vagene?

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

What if I show bobs and vagene?

Are you a blonde?

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

Okay, the story about his sex-toy suitcase being TSA inspected is actually hilarious.

And the suitcase included the pope hat

I liked the part where he addresses accusations of pegging and makes fun of Ethan Ralph, even mimicking his whimpering

 

[Another Sperg on the Net]

Tonight's show was alright, but I have to respectfully disagree with Rackets on abortion going back to the Supreme Court. The Dobbs decision was clearly written to wash the court's hands of the matter, they do not see this as a federal issue and I doubt they will grant cert to any more abortion cases because with Roe overturned they have no pressing need to revisit the matter.

 

[I'm not a Robot]

Nick very awkwardly went out of his way to not reveal the gender of his "sibling" last week when he was talking about them and then on tonight's show he said that he did not have a brother.

1 gender down, 36 to go.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Nick very awkwardly went out of his way to not reveal the gender of his "sibling" last week when he was talking about them and then on tonight's show he said that he did not have a brother.

1 gender down, 36 to go.

He has an older sister if memeory serves. Is his sister trooning out? That'd explain all the stress the last couple weeks.

 

[I'm not a Robot]

He has an older sister if memeory serves. Is his sister trooning out? That'd explain all the stress the last couple weeks.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

He's talked about her before. He's just getting heat now, and wants to try to not mention it.

INFOSEC starts early, my mates. Once it is out there, it is gone. The interwebs are written in permanent ink.

 

[quickthrowaway]

He has an older sister if memeory serves. Is his sister trooning out? That'd explain all the stress the last couple weeks.

It would also explain why he was giving a large donation to some troon camp where they definitely don't touch kids. Imagine dropping all that money and your troon sibling still hates you.

 

[waffle]

Tonight's show was alright, but I have to respectfully disagree with Rackets on abortion going back to the Supreme Court. The Dobbs decision was clearly written to wash the court's hands of the matter, they do not see this as a federal issue and I doubt they will grant cert to any more abortion cases because with Roe overturned they have no pressing need to revisit the matter.

If congress tries to regulate it through the commerce clause then they are likely to hear it again unless the circuits make a uniform decision that the supremes also like, which is unlikely. That would require the Dems to use their majorities and their man in the White House to actually pass something that their supporters say they want - which they seem reluctant to do.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I Know you read the farms Rekieta.

I heard what you said about Clowns last night, I DID NOT DO ANYTHING TO YOU TO DESERVE SUCH FUCKING SLANDER and at least my fucking giant ass nose is fake.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

He's talked about her before. He's just getting heat now, and wants to try to not mention it

What have I missed?

 

[Another Sperg on the Net]

Lol at comparing it to my avatar, which is Paul "the mandozer" Mendoza from the Kevin Gives Inflated Universe/Tenacious Unicorn Ranch. It is a pretty good match though.