Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Broadside]

Oh but little baby child, the lizard king will be arrrsted for his crimes. Jason Bourne is already on the case.

Shhh, wait for the knock.

 

[CansOfCant]

Imagine something being a serious felony yet nothing happens depsite committing it hundreds of times.

Oh I just wanna bask in this retardation for a few hours. Such a criminal mastermind, this lizard king, flaunting the risk of decades and decades of federal PMITA prison time to carry the task of remind this fat fuck what a failure of a man it is. Good thing reptiles have such long lifespans.

And while I'm on it, has anyone noticed how high this person's BMI is? Speaking of lifespans...

 

[Broadside]

Oh I just wanna bask in this retardation for a few hours. Such a criminal mastermind, this lizard king, flaunting the risk of decades and decades of federal PMITA prison time to carry the task of remind this fat fuck what a failure of a man it is. Good thing reptiles have such long lifespans.

And while I'm on it, has anyone noticed how high this person's BMI is? Speaking of lifespans...

The lizard king has connections in every LE agency across the country, Pat is truly engaged in an epic struggle of good vs. evil, it's why he refuses to back down. There's more at stake here than you realise, child.

As for Pat's BMI, he's literally classed as obese by his own given measurements

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Let's be very generous and assume that, over the course of his Twitter addiction, he's managed to go viral 10-20 times. That still pales in comparison to the 120.000+ total tweets he's made since 2017

Pat claims Twitter is his only marketing platform for his books. So let’s be very generous and say his tweets have helped him sell 1,000 books (I know, complete fantasy). All he had to do was spend literally years chained to his laptop to turn a low three-figure profit! Who’s the dummy now, faggot?

 

[AnOminous]

Pat claims Twitter is his only marketing platform for his books. So let’s be very generous and say his tweets have helped him sell 1,000 books (I know, complete fantasy). All he had to do was spend literally years chained to his laptop to turn a low three-figure profit! Who’s the dummy now, faggot?

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I don't always eat children. . .but when I do, it's in pepperoni.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I really miss NPS, but I suppose the way it ended was inevitable, wasn't it?

 

[eDove]

Pat's the one cow I genuinely enjoy seeing get fucked with. He can't help but respond to every blatant bait-post.

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

Oh I just wanna bask in this retardation for a few hours. Such a criminal mastermind, this lizard king, flaunting the risk of decades and decades of federal PMITA prison time to carry the task of remind this fat fuck what a failure of a man it is. Good thing reptiles have such long lifespans.

Telephone harassment in Wisconsin is a misdemeanour and has to be threatening in nature or something like that, it also isn’t harassment when you reply within minutes to everything to argue and make your own threats. Which is exactly why he lost his restraining order attempt against Andrew and exactly what the judge told him. (He did noT lisTen)

In the Josiah tapes stuff, Pat sent in his correspondence to the police about it and the reply he gets is absolutely hilarious, it was basically “I’m busy dealing with the riots atm, but when I get chance I might take a look at these mean texts”

 

[MilkThePig]

I hope this doesn't cause too much controversy but I'd just like to remind everyone here that Patrick S Tomlinson is obese by each and every medical standard. In fact there's a rumor flying around that the last nurse who measured his body fat percentage broke down in tears saying "He isn't human! He simply isn't human!!"

I'm truly sorry to bring you this disturbing news.

 

[JJLiautaud]

I hope this doesn't cause too much controversy but I'd just like to remind everyone here that Patrick S Tomlinson is obese by each and every medical standard. In fact there's a rumor flying around that the last nurse who measured his body fat percentage broke down in tears saying "He isn't human! He simply isn't human!!"

I'm truly sorry to bring you this disturbing news.

Fatrick F Fatlinson is so fat he's led to new physics regarding black holes, given that he weighs so much he should of collapsed into a singularity. The most plausible explanation is that he, upon hearing that a black hole was forming in him, simply ground up the singularity into more peperoni. How he did that is currently the subject of active research.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I don't always eat children. . .but when I do, it's in pepperoni.

I don’t always lose lawsuits, but when I do…It’s to 60 John Does.

I don’t always get triggered by the sight of food, but when I do…It’s a can of Pringles.

I don’t always lose restraining order hearings, but when I do…It’s because I didn’t know you had to bring evidence.

 

[Mr Moonface]

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

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pat loves democracy so much he made up new rules for it!

 

[whore loving dragon]

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We aren't properly considering the possibility that Patrick isn't in fact delusional about everything and he's simply from another dimension (perhaps the Berenstein timeline.)
In the Patrickverse everyone he sued was summarily executed for their egregious terrorist acts, Madame President won, and he is a bestselling author whose tweets are placed into the library of congress for their historical significance.

 

[Ophelia]

Maybe try being very specific and anal when you ask him questions like that.

“When we told you Trump would be made president and she would not, where were you?”

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

Maybe try being very specific and anal when you ask him questions like that.

“When we told you Trump would be made president and she would not, where were you?”

A while ago I used the real twitter account of my girlfriend to politely disagree with Pat and to slightly question his take. He blocked it without even replying. This is an account with about 400 followers, 8 years old and a few thousand tweets.

He just blocks everybody who’s even remotely contrarian to his beliefs.

He’s the biggest narcissist I’ve ever seen, and the most insecure.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Fatrick F Fatlinson is so fat he's led to new physics regarding black holes, given that he weighs so much he should of collapsed into a singularity. The most plausible explanation is that he, upon hearing that a black hole was forming in him, simply ground up the singularity into more peperoni. How he did that is currently the subject of active research.

Mathematicians are continuously forced to develop new techniques in the field of topology to describe the geometry of his many fat folds and curves. Because he is so fat.

 

[Uncle Ted]

We aren't properly considering the possibility that Patrick isn't in fact delusional about everything and he's simply from another dimension (perhaps the Berenstein timeline.)
In the Patrickverse everyone he sued was summarily executed for their egregious terrorist acts, Madame President won, and he is a bestselling author whose tweets are placed into the library of congress for their historical significance.

In that alternate dimension, however, Patrick S. Tomlinson is still a fat faggot with bitch tits. There are no possiblr dimensions in which he is not. Patrick S. Tomlinson's fat faggotness, like pi and the golden ratio, is a constant throughout all of spacetime.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

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Only in popular vote. Trump hit 270 in the electoral college and won because of that.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Pat has just dropped a totally real two minute rant with some shocking revelations. (Credit to Rabbi Krinsky):

https://streamable.com/72o942