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[Dumpster dived waifu]

jack says he pumped for the new Thor Alfredo says " who isn't " Michael replies "incells probably" they all chuckle and regurgitating the same thing that everyone says to defend it "they don't like the new female Thor " Alfredo goes on a rant that they didn't read the comics when the female Thor came about and states it will go back to odinson and that their losers.

Alternatively, it's going to suck because it's the same soulless capeshit cash in that Disney has been shutting out twice per year to siphon money from consoomers.

 

[Burt Ryan]

-jack says he pumped for the new Thor Alfredo says " who isn't " Michael replies "incells probably" they all chuckle and regurgitating the same thing that everyone says to defend it "they don't like the new female Thor " Alfredo goes on a rant that they didn't read the comics when the female Thor came about and states it will go back to odinson and that their losers.

I love female Thor in the comics, but DS2 was the last MCU movie for me. Cheap CGI and dumb fucking plot lines and fan service ruined it for me.

I am betting my money on the universe spiraling out of control in the next 5 years due to this.

But the one thing I'd love to see from this movie but I know they won't do because "we gotta go like Guardians of the Galaxy in terms of style and quips", is the following:

Unfortunately for Jane, all progress from chemotherapy became lost whenever she used Mjolnir to transform into Thor. Since the magical transformation purged all toxins from Jane's body, it did so to the chemotherapy drugs, but left the cancer behind since it was part of her body. As Jane found herself having to transform into Thor more often, her cancer metastasized and
reached stage four. Jane was told by Doctor Strange that if she became Thor one last time, she would die.

On other news:

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Funnily enough, he wouldn't be wrong in most historical games. Ancient Rome? We got black people. Egypt? Yes. Far Eastern game? Sure, we got them as well. But Middle Ages Bohemia? Oh right, you thought Bohemia was the ArmA 3 developer, didn't you James.

The follow-on issue to that is people like them will throw a shitfit because most historically accurate depictions of blacks would have them as either spear chucking tribals or slaves in a society built by a different/their same race.

starring Michael, Alfredo , jack ,and asian Joe

We're already off to a terrible start.

-they begin by talking Elden ring and how Michael and Alfredo are doing a co-op randomizer in Elden ring and call each other the Elden bro's Michael being the older and Alfredo being younger. a lot of bro's are said Joe chimes in that he can be like the baby bro, Michael says "he should wait his fucking turn" Alfredo also quips in that he "wait to get folded into it once its a thing" at this point its obvious Joe has become the new punching bag

Why is this not a Let's Play? "New schedule! NO SCHEDULE! We're playing WHAT WE WANT!" If that's the case then why not play some games that you seem to enjoy playing, especially since casually riffing off of each other and being mildly perplexed at the game comes across as more genuine and would probably invoke visions of ten to fifteen years ago when you guys were good.

jacks says very little nothing of worth

I'm going to go ahead and assume that'll be a running theme since it's Jack.

-jack talks about it was good for him to get covid cause now he is immune (I thought that's what the fucking vaccines were for??) RTX is mentioned and you will have to wear a mask (im assuming at all times ) to get in

It really is a religion, and not in a good way.

-more rtx events is talk about nothing of note beside that jack will dj later

Jack as a DJ? Does anyone want to take guesses at what his taste in music is? My guess is that he's the kinda guy who's into those shit ass "Symphonic covers/remixes" of video game OSTs and songs like We Are Young.

-more movies jack is genuinely excited for the new Matilda musical coming to Netflix and in the same breathe for some odd reason that joker movie was absolute garbage cause everybody missed the message and idolized the joker they bring multiverse of madness and jack says he loved the movie cause it was a sam reimi movie and he loves sam reimi

Jack once again proving that he has the most braindead takes on everything.

-jack shills disney plus shows typical consoomer (don't know if I used that right)

In the case of Jack you absolutely have, you may be interested in the consoomer thread.

-jack says he pumped for the new Thor Alfredo says " who isn't " Michael replies "incells probably" they all chuckle and regurgitating the same thing that everyone says to defend it "they don't like the new female Thor " Alfredo goes on a rant that they didn't read the comics when the female Thor came about and states it will go back to odinson and that their losers.

Two things, first of all the Thor movies have always been considered the weakest of the bunch with the exception of Ragnarok (which I maintain is one of the worst Marvel movies at least of the few I've actually seen). Second of all, none of you motherfuckers read the comics either, comic nerds have been upset with the MCU pretty much since day 1 because comic fans are almost NEVER happy with movie adaptations and Disney's are terrible adaptations of the source material.

-asian Joe for no reason brings up spinach being good for you and your cum, it is quickly pushed aside to talk about the MCU again

"Let's not talk about bro science and men's health, let's talk about Marvel". The jokes write themselves.

-they switch to talking about the show the boys. kinda boring and the shows ends on them talking about the boys a rather lackluster ending.

I cannot imagine how insufferable their opinion of The Boys must be, I'd love for them to actually read the comics for that one or really read anything else by Ennis. Soyboys like them only ever have two reactions to Ennis, it's always missing the point either "This is disgusting and reprehensible and I cannot believe anyone would write this" or "Holy fucking shit you guys this is the most badass shit ever!"

 

[Burt Ryan]

I can't quote you Salesman so I'll reply directly:

The follow-on issue to that is people like them will throw a shitfit because most historically accurate depictions of blacks would have them as either spear chucking tribals or slaves in a society built by a different/their same race.

It's the American way of thinking that the white man must be in charge of everything, and African civilizations were always spear chucking tribals, whereas during the Roman Empire there's been multiple civilizations that traded, fought against and with the Romans.

I cannot imagine how insufferable their opinion of The Boys must be, I'd love for them to actually read the comics for that one or really read anything else by Ennis. Soyboys like them only ever have two reactions to Ennis, it's always missing the point either "This is disgusting and reprehensible and I cannot believe anyone would write this" or "Holy fucking shit you guys this is the most badass shit ever!"

I read the comic after I saw the first episode and it's amazing. I actually like the TV adaptation, being more "modern" and taking hits on everything the MCU and social media culture does wrong (so, everything), but the comics are way more fucked up. Regarding Ennis, I'm currently reading Hitman.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I read the comic after I saw the first episode and it's amazing. I actually like the TV adaptation, being more "modern" and taking hits on everything the MCU and social media culture does wrong (so, everything), but the comics are way more fucked up. Regarding Ennis, I'm currently reading Hitman.

Punisher MAX is probably my favorite of his work but the guy is seriously good at writing a gritty and believable story about people who live on the edges of society.

 

[pephickshigh]

Jack as a DJ? Does anyone want to take guesses at what his taste in music is? My guess is that he's the kinda guy who's into those shit ass "Symphonic covers/remixes" of video game OSTs and songs like We Are Young.

Does playing Reel Big Fish's "Turn the Radio Off" album and The Mighty Mighty Bosstones "Let's Face It" album back to back really count as djing?

 

[Tom Honks]

Forgot to mention he goes by dj Jonk and much like the younger dj’s I.e. (marshmellow) he wears a square helmet that lights up. So yea he is real original with dj costume

 

[CptnSnshn]

I cannot imagine how insufferable their opinion of The Boys must be, I'd love for them to actually read the comics for that one or really read anything else by Ennis. Soyboys like them only ever have two reactions to Ennis, it's always missing the point either "This is disgusting and reprehensible and I cannot believe anyone would write this" or "Holy fucking shit you guys this is the most badass shit ever!"

Garth Ennis is a hack who can only write "Dark" edgy bullshit that feels like what a teenaged boy thought would be "teh coolest thing evar" god forbid he ever watches anime or he'll turn the Punisher into that dude from Sword Art Online.

 

[Tom Honks]

Something is going on I don’t have too much info but I saw Fiona sperging out and figured to post it here https://archive.ph/D0q6q

 

[BowsersRectum]

Something is going on I don’t have too much info but I saw Fiona sperging out and figured to post it here https://archive.ph/D0q6q

This is so incredibly unprofessional on top of not being graceful at all. Fiona needs to grow the fuck up.

 

[Gondola Enjoyer]

Something is going on I don’t have too much info but I saw Fiona sperging out and figured to post it here https://archive.ph/D0q6q

Line up and shoot everyone who unironically says "I work my ass off to create content for you", while their job is making videos about fucking videogames. Yes, video editing is a real job, and it can feel horrible to try your hardest and put a ton of time into a video to only get two views, but if you've made it, if you're making livable money off of sitting on your ass, be grateful, be humble, and shut the fuck up.

 

[Nod Flenders]

RTX is mentioned and you will have to wear a mask (im assuming at all times ) to get in

Wearing a mask in Texas in the dead of summer? Sounds like a recipe for heat stroke.

 

[Burt Ryan]

What is this trend with RT channels to use and abuse clips?

AH in 2 weeks has uploaded SIX clips, out of 12 videos.


Same thing for Funhaus, 5 days this time, 12 "videos", 6 clips.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

What is this trend with RT channels to use and abuse clips?

AH in 2 weeks has uploaded SIX clips, out of 12 videos.
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Same thing for Funhaus, 5 days this time, 12 "videos", 6 clips.
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A "How do you do, fellow Zoomers" moment.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Virtual tickets, am I right?
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1542169095956664320.html

https://archive.ph/m2BfR

 

[BowsersRectum]

What is this trend with RT channels to use and abuse clips?

AH in 2 weeks has uploaded SIX clips, out of 12 videos.


Same thing for Funhaus, 5 days this time, 12 "videos", 6 clips.

Virtual tickets, am I right?
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1542169095956664320.html

https://archive.ph/m2BfR

It looks like we are officially in "dead youtube channel on life support" mode!

btw, Gavin is not scheduled to appear at this year's RTX.

 

[ToddleDoddle]

What is this trend with RT channels to use and abuse clips?

AH in 2 weeks has uploaded SIX clips, out of 12 videos.
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Same thing for Funhaus, 5 days this time, 12 "videos", 6 clips.
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If Youtube is trying to make shorts a thing then uploading shorts probably helps the algorithm promote the channel. However if their shorts aren't funny then it's not actually gonna benefit the channels.

 

[Druveer]

On other news:
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It's like someone left the door to the retarded kids class open and they got out.

 

[Chilson]

Virtual tickets, am I right?
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1542169095956664320.html

https://archive.ph/m2BfR

20k to set up some cameras and go live on twitch...yeah sure okay.

I don't doubt it would be like a few hundred or even a few thousand dollars to set up and get everything rolling. But 20k seems excessive and screams inefficient/redundant business operations.

Which is still RT's fault and Barbara blaming it on some vague "tech and handling requirements" is simply an excuse to gip what remaining fans they have left out of more money. Which is something RT has been doing for 5 years now, so its not a surprise.

 

[Another Sperg on the Net]

RT is a literal zombie company at this point, what do you want to bet that Zaslav brings the ax down after RTX? Given that it has to be cheaper to just let it happen at this point rather than eat tje cancellation fees that are inevitable in the contracts with the event space, hotel and other vendors.