Makes sense she'd be attracted to 12 year olds since she has the speech patterns of one.
If you've ever watched a little sister or female cousin make a YouTube comedy video, the cadence is dead on.
I think May is genuinely dumb.
God damn, I knew drug abuse made you look older, but digi legit looks like he's in his mid 40's or something in this image.
Digi looks like one of those old dudes who hang around record stores/bars and have hilarious/harrowing stories of partying and doing quaaludes back in the day. Those dudes are usually pretty chill to talk to and usually know a ton about music and stuff though. They're also usually like, 48.
She's not obese, she has no tattoos or other body modifications, has long hair, and is willing to dress up a bit to look good.
Cold, dead eyes, and flapjacks. I feel bad for mocking her body, but c'mon. That can't be comfortable. Think of the chafing.
Do you ever think Conrad has Daddy issues? It's weird to me that all his current "friends" are made through his e-simping for Dick Masterson.
Yes, I do think he has Daddy Issues. He's talked about his dad on his old podcasts, and it seemed to me that he was intimidated by his Dad's ability to work hard and create a middle class life for himself and his kids after starting from extreme poverty. He also mentioned his Dad wanting a family business that he could work at with his sons. Digi could've easily looked at his Dad, then looked at himself, then thought "I could never do what he did, I can't work as hard as him, I guess I'm not a man". (Of course, a healthier approach would be to go "my Dad and I are very different people, but that's OK and we're both men," or "I'm grateful for all the hard work my father did" or "I don't think I can ever measure up to my Dad, but he inspires me to try" or "I can't do what my Dad did, but that's OK, because we're different people who grew up in different times with different personalities and abilities", but anime and weed destroyed the part of his brain that thinks with nuance, so here we are).
May is one of those people who has absolutely zero idea who she even is.
She went from defending lolicon in a piss-poor attempt to skinwalk Digi, to larping Catholicism in a piss-poor attempt to skinwalk Ethan Ralph. It's like her life is the bad decision Olympics.
Honestly, I'm still not buying Bird and Digi's relationship.
I buy it as a hobosexual situationship.
"Bras are oppression, I hate bras!" Ladies, this is what happens when you never wear a bra and have weak pecs.
Pretty sure this is genetic. I know athletic women who work out and play sports and have flapjacks. Also, breasts are just fat, skin, and glandular tissue. The type and style of fabric you wear over them won't change their structure. You might as well say that wearing tight tee shirts will give you bigger shoulders over time.
That said, I wish (her disgusting pimp) Riley chose a better outfit for her cause this is just depressing. You know how short people can't wear palazzo pants? It's like that but worse.
Riley would get like under 10 views on YouTube and no likes on Twitter, so maybe really no one is seeing this?