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[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I obviously don't believe any troon should get a tit job on the taxpayer dime, but Kevvy's reasoning is particularly idiotic. He's said before that the size he's gotten is good, but he isn't happy with the shape. If Troons had any leg to stand on, this kinda thing would be reserved for trannies who stayed totally flat. I wonder if maybe that's why he said his last titty therapist "didn't know what they were doing." Maybe they had the audacity to ask questions around this. Lots of natal women are unhappy with their boob shape and don't get insurance covered bolt-ons.

You don't get it BIGOT. Kevin NEEDS his COMICALLY BIG MOMMYMILKERS to turn his CRIPPLING gender dysphoria into GENDER EUPHORIA. It will finally give him uwu female FULL-BODY ORGASMS and you can just seethe on it TRANSPHOBE

 

[Law]

Wellbutrin (an anti-depressant) doesn't have that fast of uptake time and I think it's an inhibitor (?), Kevin's basically saying they could give him placebos and he'd feel his anxiety lessened.

I think a lot of transitioning is a placebo.

It would be interesting to know if a surgeon would be willing to put implants in a woman with Kevin’s BMI.

There was a surgeon willing to put implants in Brian Zembic cause of a bet. I think there are surgeons out there willing to do anything.

turn his CRIPPLING gender dysphoria into GENDER EUPHORIA.

He's been transitioning for like four fucking years.
He could've gotten a Bachelor's degree in the time it's taken him to (not) cure his crippling gender dysphoria.
Mr. Gibes's Wild Ride never ends.

 

[Elysian]

I wonder what his next cope will be after he gets his XXL bolt ons installed (besides the ever-growing, all-consooming troonsformers hoard, that is). Inb4 he has an FFS arc where all they do is shave off 0.001cm of jaw and he acts like he’s a 10/10 megastacy afterwards.

 

[Fareal]

Caught up on the thread.

I've been disinterested in the pro wrasslin' for a while, but reading that some twiglet no-name indy jobber has called Kane a pedo on social media has reignited my interest. It seems like some damn spicy writing for the lead up to an inevitable 15 second squash match, but I'm looking forward to seeing the big man in the ring again and also, good to see Creative trying something wild for once.

 

[GirlDick Whittington]

Shit eater is the cook

In the long months I’ve toiled reading this whole thread maybe I’ve become desensitised to the horror of Kevryn’s self created hell, but these five words seem to really sum up the absolute disaster he & his foul cohorts inhabit.

 

[stupid frog]

You don't get it BIGOT. Kevin NEEDS his COMICALLY BIG MOMMYMILKERS to turn his CRIPPLING gender dysphoria into GENDER EUPHORIA. It will finally give him uwu female FULL-BODY ORGASMS and you can just seethe on it TRANSPHOBE

It's not a fetish!

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

I obviously don't believe any troon should get a tit job on the taxpayer dime, but Kevvy's reasoning is particularly idiotic. He's said before that the size he's gotten is good, but he isn't happy with the shape. If Troons had any leg to stand on, this kinda thing would be reserved for trannies who stayed totally flat. I wonder if maybe that's why he said his last titty therapist "didn't know what they were doing." Maybe they had the audacity to ask questions around this. Lots of natal women are unhappy with their boob shape and don't get insurance covered bolt-ons.

You know, the female plastic surgery addict has been a stock character in social comedies for decades now. I’m not going to to say that’s unearned—destroying your natural looks to look like an artificial horror is both gruesome and stupid—but man, imagine if we applied such standards consistently. Of course, I’m seeing cosmetic surgery be more and more normalised by everyone. Owning capitalists by paying surgeons to cut you.

 

[The Rockafire Explosion]

Did that nigga really CW for food

 

[Law]

You know, the female plastic surgery addict has been a stock character in social comedies for decades now. I’m not going to to say that’s unearned—destroying your natural looks to look like an artificial horror is both gruesome and stupid—but man, imagine if we applied such standards consistently. Of course, I’m seeing cosmetic surgery be more and more normalised by everyone. Owning capitalists by paying surgeons to cut you.

I wonder when it will end, or "peak". The death rate of Brazilian butt-lifts is horrifying. Shows like "Botched" show what happens when things go wrong. Gas and food is more expensive, so who has 20k lying around for surgery?
But everytime I think, OK, this is it, the pendulum will start to swing the other way, it doesn't.

 

[lfaw]

The thought of eating anything cooked by Kevin and the Shit Eater is just disgusting beyond words. They're both so skeevy and unhygienic that you can smell their disease just looking at their photos.

"I'd rather be a clockable queer," Kevryn says, as if he was ever going to be anything but clockable and as if he had a choice as to whether he'd be clockable or not. Talk about making a virtue of a necessity.

Kevin last year: hundreds of stealth passing trans women walk among us at any given moment! You just don't realize!

Kevin now: So what if we're all clockable? I'd rather be clockable and FREE!

 

[Fareal]

Kevin last year: hundreds of stealth passing trans women walk among us at any given moment! You just don't realize!

Kevin now: So what if we're all clockable? I'd rather be clockable and FREE!

There's been a definite change in his party line about this recently. More defiant. I do wonder if even Kevin managed to realise in London, away from the rural courtesy his nest are tolerated with in Colorado, quite how willing the random public are to ridicule someone so obviously Not Fucking Passing Ever. I also wonder if recently he's been treated like he's not attempting to pass. His general physical degradation and lack of grooming are eliminating what few visual cues there used to be about his intended gender presentation. He now is pretty standard gross anime faggot territory a lot of the time.

 

[ten dollars off]

Just a general observation, but I saw someone sporting a t-shirt that said, "Black Trans Lives Matter" and it had the name of my city on it.

So, Gerald? It's a shirt supporting the one guy fitting that incredibly specific description in my small city? I bet Gerald ain't happy being called out like that.

 

[AfghanBlue]

There's been a definite change in his party line about this recently. More defiant. I do wonder if even Kevin managed to realise in London, away from the rural courtesy his nest are tolerated with in Colorado, quite how willing the random public are to ridicule someone so obviously Not Fucking Passing Ever. I also wonder if recently he's been treated like he's not attempting to pass. His general physical degradation and lack of grooming are eliminating what few visual cues there used to be about his intended gender presentation. He now is pretty standard gross anime faggot territory a lot of the time.

Idk that he will have been ridiculed in London, but they did seem to go out more than Kevin has been out in four years combined, and both him and Syndrub will 1000% have been “afternoon lads/what’ll it be fellas? Sorry mate”’d literally everywhere.

His stupid fucking hairline whcih is within his control, from a new do/wig, is the absolute thing which removed even the slightest possible pause people might have at even questioning assuming his gender.

It’s Not My Fucking Fault, again.

 

[A Grey Cat]

"I'd rather be a clockable queer," Kevryn says, as if he was ever going to be anything but clockable and as if he had a choice as to whether he'd be clockable or not. Talk about making a virtue of a necessity

Oh Kevin is quite clockable just not in the definition he wants to use. If you get my drift.

 

[MissAnthropist]

Oh Kevin is quite clockable just not in the definition he wants to use. If you get my drift.

Actually, it's in both ways.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Penis measuring, but reversed.

Jazz Jennings had a similar problem where he would ask random women he was acquaintances with to compare vaginal depth. His mom had to explain to him that women never do that. Of course, a man who does the same but with penis length and other men is just as weird, only difference is that it isn't unheard of.

Jazz is also literally retarded and can't think through the haze of estradiol, spironolactone, lupron, and sexual abuse, so he's not firing on all cylinders anyways.
Kevin is just a coomer who can't stop thinking about his dick.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Penis measuring, but reversed.

Jazz Jennings had a similar problem where he would ask random women he was acquaintances with to compare vaginal depth. His mom had to explain to him that women never do that. Of course, a man who does the same but with penis length and other men is just as weird, only difference is that it isn't unheard of.

Forgive me men of this thread, but is their a biological or social drive to compare dick size? Unfamiliar since my genitals ate inside.

 

[The Silent Perjority]

Forgive me men of this thread, but is their a biological or social drive to compare dick size? Unfamiliar since my genitals ate inside.

I grew up in a very working class, prone to violence, blokey environment and even there it wasn't a regular thing. Mostly people just got on with things, anyone making too much about "cock size" would have been considered a bit suspect and would probably have got a good kicking.

Even amongst the high testosterone, monster dick guys there wasn't too much sperging. Everyone knew who had the third leg and it would occasionally come out as a party trick but again no-one in my social group wanted to be too interested in anybody else's cock.


Be interested to hear if it was different in other social classes.


/Edit. Forgetting where I am, not the place for this discussion I presume. Anyone wanna start a "Do you like to discuss the size of your cock with friends" thread?

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Forgive me men of this thread, but is their a biological or social drive to compare dick size?

It's probably social. The ancient greeks for example thought that big penises were vulgar & animalistic & that small penises were a male beauty ideal.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

The only times dick size has ever come up in my circles it’s always been, well, a joke. And nobody would ever think about actually comparing.