DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
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Why would Phil need to go on a Lolcow Podcast when his chat are already asking him the hard questions?
 
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tuned in and he's complaining that fire doesn't make sense for a baker boss, but the ingredients do. Why would a baker have flames?

Well aside from this being a universe where a walking and talking cup can lose a bet over a game of dice with the devil to get his soul, SO! to get his soul back he runs around this island collecting "debts" from frogs, candy, flowers, genies etc, I'm pretty sure the fire would be used to, you know, bake.

Christ phil, even early man knew to use fire for cooking
 
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good god. just went into phils stream just for a peek. he's trying to do some puzzle, he needs to hit tombstones in a certain way or something? someone tells him NPCs tell him how to do it.

phil goes over to the NPCs, all their dialogue is "I can't believe I won FIRST place, I'm DOWNRIGHT awesome." "I may've come SECOND place but I think I did all RIGHT"

and phil legit is stuck for 10 minutes going "wow....this is fucking hard...i don't get it...what the fuck?"

edit: "He says ALL RIGHT? what does he mean....what is ALL RIGHT? ALL RIGHT makes no sense when you can only do 3"

fuck me, mate, why do you kids talk about shit like tips and you ain't reporting this god damn gold?
 
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BPD Gunt Rider said:
Phil can't even talk about going anywhere enjoyable with MY WIFE except for the zoo a couple times. It really is sad, his life is perfectly set up to actually experience things unlike most wageslaves.
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To further add, all of that self isolation develops paranoia. I'm even willing to bet a gold Xpac pull that Phil honestly thinks that as long as he's inside the WAkhando, he's safe. It's been noted over and over again by Jaha that Phil "is a big man online, but he's as quiet as a church mouse in person." Point being, Phil has always been socially awkward, even going back to the FGC days, and now, it's just a HELL of a lost worst.

As far as going on a honeymoon, conventions, etc...not gonna happen. If Phil cannot control the narrative or squash his developed fear and paranoia, he's going to continue being a shut-in. I've mentioned before that I wouldn't be shocked if Phil's mental health starts to take a downturn even more, along with his physical health. We're already seeing a mentally broken man losing it. Do I feel bad? Fuck no! He did this to himself. This is what he wanted and he's getting everything he wanted. So, he got what he wanted.

All that said, the writers of this season are really spicing it up. Seeing Phil succumb to the years of isolation, seeing him succumb to failing one of his ADL's - not showering everyday, but once a week. I'm surprised he hasn't moved his showers to PRN - which is a HUGE sign of degrade of one's mental state, but like I said; this is what he wanted. He wanted this life and he's got it. Sucks to suck!

Hi, Phil!
 
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UaineRunei said:
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Shit like this is exactly why I want Phil to go to a convention even as just an attendee. I want him to go and hype it up, and then some of his most demented dentheads show up to hang out with their hero.

SuperBlindMan lecturing Phil on accessibility but then giving him $50 for lunch.

Derich bringing an inkjet-printed 8x10 of a screenshot of his PC with a million desktop icons and and a small pornhub window of tubgirl opened while he asks Phil what color he would change grass to if he had the power.

And of course you-know-who, well he'd be lurking behind Fhat Khat trying to smell her hair and writing feverishly in his fantasy journal.

Let's not forget 1MM who would show up, hand Phil $25 without a single word between them, and leave.
 
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Phil is trying so hard to get back at Keemstar but he just doesn’t get what the point is of his “clap backs” and thus ends up looking even more stupid. This doesn’t need to be explained to kiwifarms users, but when you do that thing where you get called something by a detractor and you co-opt it to use the term yourself to get one up on the trolls, usually you do that to embarrass the person who called you that and their poor judgement, because everyone else can see how fucking loony it would be, it acts as sarcasm. But when Phil also says he’s “proud” to be level one, that sarcasm angle is gone, and then it just becomes sad, he is showing off how much of a fucking loser he is.
 
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