"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

[Mr. Confederate Man]

On a scale of 1-fucked how fucked is Ralph for swatting someone on probation?

None, he got a capo to do it

 

[BarberFerdinand]

For what it's worth, having been swatted once will probably ensure any future potential swatting are less likely to involve breaking down doors and flashbanging dogs. Cry wolf and all.

 

[gildersleeve]

On a scale of 1-fucked how fucked is Ralph for swatting someone on probation?

Generally misuse of 911 is a misdemeanor. And there is plenty of evidence towards his disdain towards Jim. Depending on the terms of his probation it would most likely be a violation.

 

[ThatDarnIrishMan]

This would make a great virgin vs Chad meme.

Props to Jim to rolling with it and not missing a beat.

Yup. If Jim hadn't specifically told us it was happening and just claimed he was going for a drink like usual, we'd have had no idea lol Ralph cries and makes 16 shows about it and cries on Twitter nonstop.

On a scale of 1-fucked how fucked is Ralph for swatting someone on probation?

If it was Ralph? 2000.

Ralph is a pussy though, he has his creepy little obsessive fans who do it for him because Ralph is too stupid to do it in a way that wouldn't get him caught.

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

Ghost hunting him down with outright wrath is hilarious.

 

[coofcops]

None, he got a capo to do it

This is like getting that other guy to harass Faith with her diary. Getting someone to violate the law on your behalf is also illegal.

 

[F_Break]

On a scale of 1-fucked how fucked is Ralph for swatting someone on probation?

It's more than likely one of the sociopathic skiddie groups that used orbit Ralph from the GG or IBS eras fucking with everybody trying to stir shit up for entertainment. While Gunt and Ass First are pathetic enough to do something like this they probably would have been caught by now.

 

[Sneeds_Sniggerly]

On a scale of 1-fucked how fucked is Ralph for swatting someone on probation?

Feds don't fuck with their assets until they are done with them. So Ralph is still safe, sadly.

 

[Fuck Taxes]

Motherfucker, in FACT, I THINK IT WAS YOU WHO SWATTED YOUR HOUSE METOCARE! WE CAN HOLLER OVER EACH OTHER ALL DAY I... RAAAAARARAAAAAGHAAAAA!

 

[MugolEx]

THE BATTLE FOR JIM'S DRIVEWAY:
Belligerents:

CHUD BUDS:
Leader:
A cancer riddled Potato Nigger
Strength: A sawed off shotgun and ~9,000 chat members
Casualties:
- Jade
- The underwear of scared neighbors after shitting them self's

KillStream:
Leader:
Rage pig infected with AIDS
Strength: Fat gunt and 15 squad cars
Casualties:
- A whole police department time wasted (~30 minutes)
- Ralph's brain cells after drinking himself into a slumber because of his failed swatting attempt.

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

Feds don't fuck with their assets until they are done with them. So Ralph is still safe, sadly.

If Ralph is a fed asset then Nick is an expert CIA agent.
The idea of glowniggers watching Ralph get his shit pushed in Portugal makes me laugh like a lunatic.

 

[quickthrowaway]

Yep, face reveal coming. All body camera footage can be FOIA. Someone absolutely is going to pay for it.

He mentioned the police immediately changed their mind when he opened the door. I want to believe Jim was in a hospital gown, IV hooked up and smoking a cigarette.

 

[Wintersun]

Sorry for shit quality, I'm on mobile listening to this.

Hilarious though lol.

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

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Sorry for shit quality, I'm on mobile listening to this.

Hilarious though lol.

#8, 9, and 10, TOP KEK

 

[JJLiautaud]

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Sorry for shit quality, I'm on mobile listening to this.

Hilarious though lol.

Holy shit my sides are in orbit but i agree with jim he cant do 4 so troll war 4 is going to go on forever.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

I have turned over the task of face doxing Jim to the Internet's most powerful non-racist AI.

I trust this settles the matter conclusively.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

"Didn't you simp on Alice." Nice way of saying mouth raped.

 

[MugolEx]

Need to make sure this gem is archived and shared.

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

"I was beaten as a kid so maybe I'll go get beaten today for fun"
I butchered the quote but I haven't been able to breath for a solid 3 minutes

 

[TitchBitties]

Is Ghost always that funny or is Ralph a special occasion?