"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

[Nobunaga]

They should have given jim a bottle of proper twelve if they really wanted to get rid of him
That whiskey is so shit it would probably kill him on the spot

 

[Sentient Vaccum]

If his PD wears body cams & he answered the door...well I wonder if the footage can be released

Guarantee you he answered the door in a facemask, sunglasses and a hat. Which you can buy!

 

[Too Many Catgirls]

Jim "doesn't really watch" magical girl animes.

Pedophiles BTFO.

 

[darkprince56]

Don't jinx it. There's still time he could come down with a cancer flair-up, cancel the stream, and need to rest by shitposting on Twitter for several hours instead.

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Mr. MeTookur. Infamous for believing all women. Big supporter of feminism.

My favorite bits of the slapfights are when Ralph tries to convince anybody that Jim is some hardcore leftist who just hates how trad rightwing Christian that Ralph is or something. He'd have better luck convincing people that it was vanilla yogurt he was eating out of Faith's ass.

I believe her not so much because of who she is but because it’s Ethan Ralph who stands accused. Allegations of this sort against him are credible, considering the irredeemable degenerate he is.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Outstanding lol

Jim gets swatted? Totally cool about it.
Another knock? 20lb bag of potatoes lol Comes straight in, laughed about it and went back to streaming again.

Ralph would still be screaming about the swatting lol

He'd then get absolutely blasted and write some weird rant against someone on his website.

 

[Bisdejl]

I think I found a mention of the SWAT in this broadcastify archive. Relevant clip is the 07:02PM - 07:32 PM one. I've attached the relevant part, which mentions someone being shot, a non-emergency contact, and they're headed to "4th Avenue and 5th Street, North West". Seems to line up with everything.

 

[DankSmoker]

Better make some potato salad for 4th of July

 

[Alex Krycek]

A man can only dream but I wish someone would make a super cut of this stream.

 

[UtadaWasabi2]

Jim "doesn't really watch" magical girl animes.

Pedophiles BTFO.

But he read manga about suicide-themed magical girl.

 

[CarlosDanger]

RIP to Jim's cigarette stash

 

[Retink]

MWould be funny af if everyone got hyped for the body cam footage and it shows Jim answering the door in a Richard Nixon mask. Since he proactively warned the cops this might happen, I’m sure he thought about body cam footage and risk of face dox.

Whoever swatted him is 100% one of the alogs from this thread.

You know what the funniest thing is, Jim could easily wear a mask because of the coof. All of that Ralph mockery of Jim's love of masks and what saved Jim from a face dox in the end was the mask.

 

[Sneeds_Sniggerly]

Someone left potatoes at Jim's house lmfao

ANOTHER KNOCK.
SOMEONE GIFTED JIM 20 POUNDS OF POTATOES.

Now that his dox address is known, people are gonna gift the cancer man tribute for the coming corn harvest.

He's unironically going to become a doomsday prepper with the coming potato harvest.

Better make some potato salad for 4th of July

Potato niggers rise up!

 

[Banana Hammock]

Given his compromised immune system, he probably has to wear a mask when he opens the door, assuming that Jade doesn't do it.

 

[bravado]

Clip of the potato knock

 

[John Andrews Stan]

You know what the funniest thing is, Jim could easily wear a mask because of the coof. All of that Ralph mockery of Jim's love of masks and what saved Jim from a face dox in the end was the mask.

Then Ralph dies of AIDS (without losing any weight) as do Mantsu and Faith, who he infected anally many times over. Meanwhile, Metokur makes a miraculous recovery. He and Jade adopt orphaned Xander and ReRoll, finally getting to be parents to genetic mistakes who need them. Jim lives to procrastinate streaming for many decades to come and Jade makes an annual pilgrimage to shit on Ralph’s grave. (He’s too fat to cremate so he’s buried in a pauper’s grave, clinging to an urn containing Sandra’s ashes and wearing his Kid Diddler hat.)

 

[Chris Mclean]

While I know I’m a Metokur fan and some here aren’t, regardless of your stance on him this was fucked up.

I’ve never thought Swat was funny. I mean a fake Pizza Delivery was funny but that’s as far as it goes for me. Wish Faggot Ralph would just show up there himself and get a lead injection.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opSIZh_-tT0

My favorite about that type is when people get it turned around on them. 4:40 Look at how he recoils when the other host fucks with him.

 

[Philier]

Had to stop watchin the stream during the "swatting". Hope it gets reuploaded soon.

 

[ShoFuKan]

Had to stop watchin the stream during the "swatting". Hope it gets reuploaded soon.

Already up:

Another mirror as the above is age restricted.

 

[Garth]

Say what you will about him, Jim's canceraids laugh - that deep one he has to fight to subdue because he'll break out coughing - is unironically infectious.

 

[ElevenYearBeggacy]

Flam posted the alleged swat audio. Dox is edited out.

https://nitter.net/FlamengoTV_YT/status/1542707134072233987#m