She's been taking longjack for a year or so now. While it has been shown to increase serum testosterone levels in men, it's also found to increase progesterone and estrogen in female rats: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/32024514/
So good luck with that "microdosing" Gyro. You've accidentally put yourself back on HRT for your premature menopause.
Also well done contributing to the extinction of another country's flora, you white colonist Druid.
E. longifolia is mainly used for its roots, which necessitates uprooting the entire plant when it is harvested. This has led to concerns over the long-term sustainability of its use.
In Malaysia raw E. longifolia is banned from export, and the plant itself been listed as one of the priority medicinal species for conservation, and the harvesting of wild trees is restricted according to Act 686 on International Trade in Endangered Species. In 2016, Ahmad Shabery Cheek, the Malaysian Minister of Agriculture, said that the species may go extinct within twenty years if cultivation and replanting efforts are not made quickly.
Along with being able to make a smoothie, wasn't living on her own the one thing stopping Staph from going to Spencer's in the mall and demanding to be "fitted for a dildo?"
She's been taking longjack for a year or so now. While it has been shown to increase serum testosterone levels in men, it's also found to increase progesterone and estrogen in female rats: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/32024514/
So good luck with that "microdosing" Gyro. You've accidentally put yourself back on HRT for your premature menopause.
Also well done contributing to the extinction of another country's flora, you white colonist Druid.
Going on T therapy will cause a man's estrogen levels to rise correspondingly, even if their estrogen is already too high. It's often necessary to take E-blockers in addition to T. Can't imagine what it would do to a woman's (or bio-female's) hormones, but it can't be good. Who would've thought that the human body is extraordinarily complex and not something you can just freely DIY.
I am all for broke people having little luxuries. I myself am A Poor. "Not just bread, but roses too," and all of that. But Stephanie. Ffs. At least consider the optics, if nothing else. Imagine seeing someone chimp out online about their finances, their housing, getting scammed, demanding money "NOW NOW NOW NOW," making GoFundMe pages over it, and pulling the trans card.
And then a week later they're casually like "yeah I got an extra $50 so I'm gonna do an add-on to my Hulu subscription"
...I... what? Staph, you are the whitest heterosexual woman that ever lived. It doesn't matter how many pronoun pins you stick in your hat, the only hate crimes you're in danger of ever enduring are either being mauled by a rampaging nigger or getting bad touched by an especially desperate IT'S MA'AM.
You are not an epic, mind blowing brave and brilliant human rights crusader, glowing bright above the masses. You're playing in the mud, making mud pies and trying to sell them to pitying passersby.
You're a nobody.
No one is going to target you. No one will ever target you. Because no matter how many fights you pick on Twitter, no one is going to ever know you existed.
Staph looks retarded not trans, the worst that could happen to her is her doughy ass getting robbed but even the addicts might feel bad when they see her FAS face and leave her alone.
This potato white woman who never leaves her house other than going to her parent’s house is going to be just fine.
You have to actually go outside, breach your safety bubble, leave your house and place yourself in a position of "vulnerability" to be at risk of a violent hate crime (she wishes she had the online audience to warrant someone "going IRL" - you're a nobody typing into the void lmao).
You have to actually be putting yourself out there as a visible minority (as is constantly said ITT, she clocks as some kooky cat grandma not a fucking disabled uwu genderspecial). Or manage to somehow actually pass as a troon () and then be outed to even have a chance of running into problems.
She might face something her arrested perpetual victim mind could warp as discrimination if she actually had any legitimate community involvement or a fucking job (hell even actually attend and have a physical presence at a "riot"/rally/protest). But no, she has the privilege of never having to deal with any of that, so she's at no risk. Poor thing.
She absolutely fantasizes about this shit though (it's pathological). Being murdered or assaulted in a violent hate crime would make her a martyr and I'm convinced that's what 99% of these self-identified minorities truly fucking want - martyrdom.
Hey Staph, find the enby uwu balls to actually commit to HRT and maybe present as anything other than a sad and strange dumpy old fat lady. Grow a patchy pube beard. Bind your chest and actually go outside. Use the men's bathroom. Navigate a workplace. Interact face-to-face with people in settings you have no control over, in-person where there is no block button. Be outspoken in person, show tf up.
Basically, be a loud and proud whatever the fuck you think you are in a setting that isn't behind a screen. You want the victim points and consequences? Commit to the part. Don't let your dreams be memes. Do it. Or don't, but don't go on about how scared you are of being murdered for something you don't qualify for (isn't that appropriation, lol).
Poor Stephanie, living in perpetual fear of a hate crime, as a (checks notes) 30-something white lady on the NY/PA border in a college town.
That college being Binghamton University, btw, which keeps ending up in the news every few years (including when they were investigated by the US Dept of Ed) because of terminal wokeness.
Binghamton and the surrounding area is pretty normie, even the majority of college kids just want to drink and pass their classes and leave. The Trumpy local types are like "USA! USA!" and then just wanna grill. There was a troon working at the CVS and people have rainbow flags and other pozzed bs and everybody gets along fine like the majority of dumpy little US towns with a college nearby. You know, a real warzone of intolerant fascism and trans genocide
I don't think she realizes just how well she fits in at first glance. There are many, many pasty, out of shape women with mousy haircuts and poor fashion sense there. Nobody is reading her buttons and thinking anything specific but "eh...better not bother with this one, she might want to lecture me about something boring."
You have to actually go outside, breach your safety bubble, leave your house and place yourself in a position of "vulnerability" to be at risk of a violent hate crime (she wishes she had the online audience to warrant someone "going IRL" - you're a nobody typing into the void lmao).
You have to actually be putting yourself out there as a visible minority (as is constantly said ITT, she clocks as some kooky cat grandma not a fucking disabled uwu genderspecial). Or manage to somehow actually pass as a troon () and then be outed to even have a chance of running into problems.
She might face something her arrested perpetual victim mind could warp as discrimination if she actually had any legitimate community involvement or a fucking job (hell even actually attend and have a physical presence at a "riot"/rally/protest). But no, she has the privilege of never having to deal with any of that, so she's at no risk. Poor thing.
She absolutely fantasizes about this shit though (it's pathological). Being murdered or assaulted in a violent hate crime would make her a martyr and I'm convinced that's what 99% of these self-identified minorities truly fucking want - martyrdom.
Hey Staph, find the enby uwu balls to actually commit to HRT and maybe present as anything other than a sad and strange dumpy old fat lady. Grow a patchy pube beard. Bind your chest and actually go outside. Use the men's bathroom. Navigate a workplace. Interact face-to-face with people in settings you have no control over, in-person where there is no block button. Be outspoken in person, show tf up.
Basically, be a loud and proud whatever the fuck you think you are in a setting that isn't behind a screen. You want the victim points and consequences? Commit to the part. Don't let your dreams be memes. Do it. Or don't, but don't go on about how scared you are of being murdered for something you don't qualify for (isn't that appropriation, lol).
Dude, Stephanie wouldn't have the guts to go sit at the bar in a pub and order a Pepsi on her own.
She couldn't doorbell ditch a person.
If she hadn't had a hysterectomy, she'd have to ask her mom to buy her tampons or order them online.
Who am I kidding, they'd be pads.
She spins elaborate, self-centered, highly neurotic and anxious fantasies about herself and how others might see her.
Stephanie probably gets nervous if she buys 2 bags of chips because "the clerk might think one is for my boyfriend!!"
If she fills the cough syrup cup to the brim or gets a whiff of weed on the street she's like I SEE FRACTALS.
What I'm saying is, Stephanie did 9/11....or could convince herself of it, anyway.
Writing notes directly to subjects here re: how to improve their lives is sweet I guess but it's a fool's errand. They do not absorb any of this. Read the whole Luna Slater or Alice Wright thread to get past the notion. Pray for them if you like, and then return, kick back, and shake your head at the content.
To be fair, 'may your womb be barren' is still a semi-popular joke in some corners of twitter/tumblr to this day, but I don't think that's the sort of legacy she'd prefer. Unfortunately it's probably all she's gonna get.
I think the closest she'd get to being hate-crime'd wouldn't be for someone thinking she's a gender special, if anything it'd be someone thinking she's actually a retard and trying to kidnap/scam/traffic/badtouch her or something. It was what, Chicago where a bunch of black kids tortured some special needs dude and streamed it on Facebook Live or something?
I mean nothing's gonna happen to her because she doesn't leave the house, but I'd give great odds on that compared to someone actually mistaking her for trans rather than a windowlicker.
She’s far more likely to murder herself in a stupid crime than ever get hate crimed, unless looking like a middle aged, white, menopausal women, who probably smells vaguely mouldy, becomes the hot new oppressed thing.
Her number one fear should be Mama and Papa Frigly realizing that their tard potato is beyond saving and has no interest in bettering herself, and cutting her off.
She's currently doing that thing on Twitter where she floods her own timeline with advertisements from Etsy sellers, probably with the hope that they'll share her merch too, but it just makes her account look like it's run by a bot. Also a few bad ~hot takes.~
I present a few:
First up, here's Evan, who needs to remind you that AKSHULLY when people are desperate enough to be roughly fucked in the anus by a stranger for money, it's legitimate work that they want to do, tyvm
That one on the right is gravel you see in suburbia or trainyards or whatever.
I don't care what anyone thinks, says, claims, or calls it. Bitch that's driveway gravel
PL and a real boon to the community
Years ago I was in treatment for PTSD related to sexual assault, and I'd just finished a rough session and was trying to get through the day. I was omw to a college class and wanted to grab a cup of coffee, something comforting and warm bc I was feeling hella fragile. Well long story short I was confronted by a human chain of idiot dog brain college kids "protesting" sexual assault (in general) by blocking the entrance to the cafe (for no reason in particular) and screaming in everyone's face (including mine). Good job, kids!
Anyway this winner reminded me of that charming and effective crowd:
If anyone ever starts a sentence the way Callum here starts this tweet, rest assured you can take the steps you'd usually take to protect yourself from a narcissist. You might be wrong but it's your best bet bc the red flags are there and the risk is too high
I mean I know she's advocating for abortion but it just sounds pro-eugenics to me....
I love when she does the Etsy retweet spam. I feel like it happens at least once a week for her, and even more often than that if you look at her replies tab she’s constantly trying to get people to do a “retweet for retweet.” I’d love to imagine what it’s like being a shop owner who genuinely cares about their Etsy business being asked to check out someone’s work and when you get there it’s just… Staph.
