Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Where's her grave? I'll be heading to the east coast next year for a vacay.

She was cremated I believe, that means Ralph probably snorted her ashes.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

She was cremated I believe, that means Ralph probably snorted her ashes.

Correct her ashes are now in a litter box that mangy feral cats go potty on

 

[AnOminous]

Personally, I'm staking on an OD as the pressure mounts and breaks him, while I do not personally think he is going to get have real swattings happen to him (and I certainly hope they do not), I firmly believe he is about to get fucked with IRL to levels that might be comparable to drachenlord fest.

I wouldn't be surprised if some retard with a tarrantcam literally just kicked down his door and axe-murdered him just for clout.

Also I think Ralph has the kind of SUPER-AIDS that literally infects you if you even watch the AIDSStream that he has. So don't watch it. It literally gives you every kind of AIDS there is, you can catch at least 15 strains of AIDS just by watching a single episode.

 

[Burd Turglar]

She was cremated I believe, that means Ralph probably snorted her ashes.

Fuck it, I'll kick down the door and piss in whatever cheap vase he put her in. I ain't scared of old paint.

 

[Kinochet]

Fuck it, I'll kick down the door and piss in whatever cheap vase he put her in. I ain't scared of old paint.

You think he paid the $600 or whatever it costs to get the ashes from the City Coroner? Not a chance. She was flushed down the city drain.

 

[AltisticRight]

You think he paid the $600 or whatever it costs to get the ashes from the City Coroner? Not a chance. She was flushed down the city drain.

How may Ralphs can you fit in a car?
2 at front, 3 in the back, one in the boot, and two more in the ash tray.

 

[AnOminous]

I think the main question is over. Ralph definitely has AIDS.

The question remains, though.

How many KINDS of AIDS does he have?

Did he inflict his AIDS on his rape babies that he's a niggerdaddy to?

It's a sad fact that as worthless and ineffectual as this horsefucking pig is, he has inflicted his vile fluids on many people. How many strains of AIDS and other diseases have fermented and profited on this pig's vile flesh?

Could it be that this pig is the Patient Zero of IP2?

 

[Bummer]

God this swatting shit is fucking retarded. I don't understand what entertainment people get out of it. It's not clever or funny. Assuming noone gets shot, it doesn't amount to more than a minor inconvenience and a waste of taxpayer resources and time. Some asshole throwing a pack of Huggies in Ralph's yard is 100× more infuriating to him and funny than a cop showing up briefly and leaving. These troll faggots have gotten lazy and boring and I hope they feel bad about it.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

Some anon on /cow/ just dropped audio and is taking credit for it. Same with the Vickers swatting it used TTS and the same opening of "Hello I am disabled" and the post has same story of being top secret America First interns
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Can we talk about how retarded the Dispatcher is by not recognizing a TTS voice? Like, it's pretty fucking obvious, so this person must be stupid. Like, I get it, it could be a serious call, but the voice sounds like a step below Alexa, and the dispatcher didn't notice?

 

[Convery§]

Can we talk about how retarded the Dispatcher is by not recognizing a TTS voice? Like, it's pretty fucking obvious, so this person must be stupid. Like, I get it, it could be a serious call, but the voice sounds like a step below Alexa, and the dispatcher didn't notice?

Hence the "I'm disabled" part to make them accept using TTS.

 

[ThatDarnIrishMan]

Can we talk about how retarded the Dispatcher is by not recognizing a TTS voice? Like, it's pretty fucking obvious, so this person must be stupid. Like, I get it, it could be a serious call, but the voice sounds like a step below Alexa, and the dispatcher didn't notice?

Plenty of disabled people have type to talk telephones. There are lots of services that use this, from banks to the emergency service.

Ralph sperging on Twitter about Metokur's swatting (first time he mentioned it), saying Metokur celebrated his swatting (has ignored everyone asking for evidence) and claiming everyone celebrated him getting swatted when... well, I think the only two creators I saw celebrate it were Cog and Pod... who are both retarded lol

I had kept an eye on Ralph's twitter when Metokur was swatted and he was very quiet. I assume he's learnt from the MundaneMatt situation, don't make yourself available online when you do something and instead pretend to be totally offline until later lol

 

[BlackDragoons]

Plenty of disabled people have type to talk telephones. There are lots of services that use this, from banks to the emergency service.
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Ralph sperging on Twitter about Metokur's swatting (first time he mentioned it), saying Metokur celebrated his swatting (has ignored everyone asking for evidence) and claiming everyone celebrated him getting swatted when... well, I think the only two creators I saw celebrate it were Cog and Pod... who are both retarded lol

I had kept an eye on Ralph's twitter when Metokur was swatted and he was very quiet. I assume he's learnt from the MundaneMatt situation, don't make yourself available online when you do something and instead pretend to be totally offline until later lol

Bruh welfare checkups don't equal to swatting even then everyone saying its a pussy bitch ass move to swat people.

 

[Sam Losco]

Plenty of disabled people have type to talk telephones. There are lots of services that use this, from banks to the emergency service.
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Ralph sperging on Twitter about Metokur's swatting (first time he mentioned it), saying Metokur celebrated his swatting (has ignored everyone asking for evidence) and claiming everyone celebrated him getting swatted when... well, I think the only two creators I saw celebrate it were Cog and Pod... who are both retarded lol

I had kept an eye on Ralph's twitter when Metokur was swatted and he was very quiet. I assume he's learnt from the MundaneMatt situation, don't make yourself available online when you do something and instead pretend to be totally offline until later lol

You never once had guns in your face you fat faggot. Half of your "swattings" this year were just medical calls.

 

[ThatDarnIrishMan]

You never once had guns in your face you fat faggot. Half of your "swattings" this year were just medical calls.

Do you what the funny thing is? I didn't even know that... because so few people have even talked about them lol I have seen footage from 1 "swatting" and yeah, it wasn't like Metokur's where they had ballistic shields and rifles out. It was like a single cop knocking the door and there was an ambulance or something. That's it.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Unless he was drunk I don't see him risking his freedom, especially after being in jail before and them looking for any reason to lock him up.

He is drunk tho.

 

[Distinguished Toastmaster]

You never once had guns in your face you fat faggot. Half of your "swattings" this year were just medical calls.

What is this then? https://nitter.ca/TheRalphRetort/status/1513570184870645762#m
>Half his swattings were just medical calls
Yeah because after a while they stop taking it seriously and so the swatters resort to other methods to distrupt the streams.

 

[Mister Mint]

Lets say Ralph WAS swatted the 76,000 times he says he was. He's upset we didn't come to his aid? Magically stop it? Call him a good and strong boy for getting through it?

As usual Ralph's logic is garbage.

"This nutcase that doesn't like me swatted me. Kiwi Farms also doesn't like me and they didn't say 'That's horrible, poor Ralph' and give me headpats, so that means Kiwi Farms is guilty of swatting."

That's retarded, we're not Ralph's personal Care Bears. Nobody should swat Ralph, or anybody else, but he's a piece of shit so I'm not about to go to the mat for him or even waste my time giving a shit.

Every time something bad happens to him he wants us to cower and go on a 500-page tear saying "noo it isn't our fault please don't hold this against us, we disavow this."

We didn't do it, we don't condone it, but we'll certainly laugh it.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

hey ralph you get swatted and nobody cares LOL!

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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What is this then? https://nitter.ca/TheRalphRetort/status/1513570184870645762#m
>Half his swattings were just medical calls
Yeah because after a while they stop taking it seriously and so the swatters resort to other methods to distrupt the streams.

Tell me. It looks like some pixilated figure leaning against Ralph’s subprime Nissan wondering if an actual pig or half-man-half-pig lives there.

 

[Sam Losco]

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What is this then? https://nitter.ca/TheRalphRetort/status/1513570184870645762#m

So guns drawn from the other aide of the yard = guns in his face? Fuck off.
Was a cop within 6ft of him pointing a gun at him? He never posted any evidence of that despite having that camera outside his house. If he had handcuffs put on, he should have video of it because they would have moved him away from the house into view of the camera.

>Half his swattings were just medical calls
Yeah because after a while they stop taking it seriously and so the swatters resort to other methods to distrupt the streams.

Yeah no shit. But that's not a swatting. If the cops aren't showing up ready for a gun fight, it's not a swatting. Medical calls are not swattings.