DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[RaidenAUndertale]

Here's the microwave breakfast burrito DSP is talking about on on stream. Egg, cheese and jalapeno and less than 300 calories.

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Is this actually what he eats for breakfast? I'm very sure I saw this at the local grocery store. Machoor ahdult with taste of a imachoor child

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

R.I.P to @Hate Army Watch's alt, Aqua Teal and possibly others too, yet Snort Burnell is still going big ups

Had a good week taking a break Phillip wise but damn work wise this week has been utter shit especially today, but apart from all that, my lurking has been fading from liking some posts to days break, I will try and catch up but Phil is just proving to be as ever the insufferable cunt

And its Julaaaaaaaaaayyyy d00ds, this year has gone ever so quick!

 

[00R-Gundam]

Here's the microwave breakfast burrito DSP is talking about on on stream. Egg, cheese and jalapeno and less than 300 calories.

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I can relate to being lazy or in a hurry to work and you dont wanna cook, so you make quick stuff like this, but i think dsp consumes shit like this on the daily which idk about you peeps but after some days i would loathe to eat it.

 

[NursezillaX]

Did the daft cunt really say that?
Imagine ordering something you can literally make for almost fuck all cost in about ten bloody minutes.

For Phil, what even is the value of money when you can just ask for it and get it.

And you'd think that with as many times the jackass complains about their food being fucked up that eggs and bacon is really not something you have to order in. They ordered, half of it was missing, he says the eggs and bacon were all fucked up, he had to go to fucking McDonalds.... Ten minutes of cooking and they could have avoided all of that. I do, however, enjoy how often his fucking laziness backfires on him and ends up making more work and effort for him, so that's good.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

i want to kill whoever made him these stupid fucking overlays

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

"TOXIC SHUT THE FUCK UP IT'S CALLED A PODCAST GENIUS THIS ISN'T AN ALL GAMEPLAY STREAM."

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

He got up to leave the stream (which proves he is in amazing shape because he was able to get up from his chair really fast) and when doing so he said that he was going to mute the mic and that he'll be back in two minutes, I love how he said he muted the mic, he still has PTSD from everyone hearing him being told "I DON'T CARE , FINISH YOUR FUCKING STREAM" by fhet khet.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

his podcasts are fascinating you watch a desperate sad pathetic delusional man with the brain of a 5-year-old, a spoiled 5-year-old who has to make up fibs to look cool on the playground go from being excited and enthusiastic to cranky and miserable because too many words make head hurt.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

He got up to leave the stream (which proves he is in amazing shape because he was able to get up from his chair really fast) and when doing so he said that he was going to mute the mic and that he'll be back in two minutes, I love how he said he muted the mic, he still has PTSD from everyone hearing him being told "I DON'T CARE , FINISH YOUR FUCKING STREAM" by fhet khet.

Whaat?! When did that happen?!

 

[Balr0g]

""It's overhyped I don't like the story"
Phil on FF7 after he just announced he will play it and 100% it.

For fucks sake he wants to 100% it? This is Skyrim reloaded. When I was young my sister played FF7 after I finished it and she was determined to get evrything and I mean EVERYTHING. Her save game statesd she had over 100hours clocked in (the Gil counter stopped at 99999999 gil). And this included grinding your materia and Chocobos. This will be the next chill stream.

 

[We Are The Witches]

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[Chef Autism]

Arent there side quests in FF7 that someone like Phil would never have the patience to sit through for actual 100% completion?

I expect a backpedal.

Absolutely zero chance this retard will be able to withstand breeding chocobos.

Really can't wait for the Don Corneo section. It'll be fun watching the mixture of discomfort of Cloud's crossdressing with some 11-year-old's jokes when Tifa and Aerith talk about cutting off and stepping on his balls.

I bet we'll also get plenty of homoerotic commentary during the scenes where Sephiroth is shirtless.

Do we think Phil will be in nail biting mode all game because of Barret or will he overcome it and do a jive accent for Barret's lines?

And then of course we have the segments where Cloud ends up in a wheelchair. Those jokes will write themselves.

 

[sentrandeti]

He got up to leave the stream (which proves he is in amazing shape because he was able to get up from his chair really fast) and when doing so he said that he was going to mute the mic and that he'll be back in two minutes, I love how he said he muted the mic, he still has PTSD from everyone hearing him being told "I DON'T CARE , FINISH YOUR FUCKING STREAM" by fhet khet.

is there a video of this?

 

[DownwardFowl]

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Hitler’s half retarded brother when Allied Forces break in

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

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"TOXIC SHUT THE FUCK UP IT'S CALLED A PODCAST GENIUS THIS ISN'T AN ALL GAMEPLAY STREAM."

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[Mentally Ill Detractor]

R.I.P to @Hate Army Watch's alt, Aqua Teal and possibly others too, yet Snort Burnell is still going big ups

Damn supercuck already had Hate's alt killed? @Hate Army Watch big ups for all the gay bullshit you have to put up with.

 

[General Washington]

This faggot really wants people to pay him to clean out his closet. It would almost be infuriating if it wasn't both unbelievably hilarious and pathetic.

 

[PieceofShet]

DSP discounted the sonic hat, just today, he puts it up for 100dollars in tips instead of 200dollars.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

This faggot really wants people to pay him to clean out his closet. It would almost be infuriating if it wasn't both unbelievably hilarious and pathetic.

This would be the most pathetic Phil post of the day if the below wasnt right after it.

DSP discounted the sonic hat, just today, he puts it up for 100dollars in tips instead of 200dollars.

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[Balr0g]

Absolutely zero chance this retard will be able to withstand breeding chocobos.

Really can't wait for the Don Corneo section. It'll be fun watching the mixture of discomfort of Cloud's crossdressing with some 11-year-old's jokes when Tifa and Aerith talk about cutting off and stepping on his balls.

I bet we'll also get plenty of homoerotic commentary during the scenes where Sephiroth is shirtless.

Do we think Phil will be in nail biting mode all game because of Barret or will he overcome it and do a jive accent for Barret's lines?

And then of course we have the segments where Cloud ends up in a wheelchair. Those jokes will write themselves.

It's not only breeding the Chocobos but also participating in the races. I already have the feeling he will fuck them up "WHAATT??? WHY I MY CHOCOBO OUT OF STAMINA!!!!!

The Don Corneo stuff might be different as the original FF7 has a random element which bride the Don chooses (and Cloud will only be choosen if he goes DEEP into crossdressing which admittetly I can see Phil doing

oh and there are puzzles in the game. Like gettingnthat Mega Bahamut materia. Save scumming ahead