Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Totally real FBI Frank]

……..if Fatty McFatbitch was tooootally “raped” by her grandfather, how then was her undoubtedly parachute sized hymen still intact during the “cancer” surgery? You know, when the doctor somehow “fixed” said hymen? Lying cunt.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

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Actively losing weight, you guys.

I wonder how "actively" is defined in the amberverse. I also wonder what happened to the whiteboard. Abandoned after four days? Three, actually, since day four with "with frens". The way of the whiteboard in any other of her stays, I suppose: she doesn't like to be faced with her ongoing failure of a life.

I'm also left wondering: wtf the point is of these - already over - ten days? To have an excuse to show feeder content? There is no weight loss, and there aren't even weighins, since she's just telling us and not showing the scale,She doesn't exercise in any meaningful way. She suck at giving book reviews, and reads YA mostly anyhow, which, newsflash, Big Ham, most adults don't read YA, because they read, you know, adult books.

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Is that where her elbow actually is???! Holy shit, it's like she has a whole second upper arm.

That is her elbow, yes. From time to time, I have to go back and look at this to remind myself of where all the bones are in that fat body:

I agree. Every time she takes a bite of her food, she glances off to the side to look at Jade. Fucking disgusting, dude. It's the only people she can attract - these bottom feeders.

Kind of rude for the feeder to make Hamber work at it. LOL

You don't have depression, you have chronic emptiness. Because you are empty, so is your life, so is your social circle, so are your hobbies, so is your stomach (according to your empty brain).

Better poetry than Fat Ham's,

I can believe you have anxiety because honestly if I were you i'd be terrified. Your physical health is shit, your relationships are shit, your youtube carreer is shit, your finances are about to be shit, your behavior is shit, your abilities to do shit are shit, people in public might recognise your shit self, and you can't wipe your shit.

You're 30, Amber.

I'll give her generalized anxiety disorder - at this point, half the planet has it, and she's a fatbody who should be far more anxious about that fat body than she is.

This reminded me of the clip in Scrooged where the ghost of Christmas past took Frank to see his parents


Ghost of Christmas Past:
You still spend the next fifteen years sitting on your ass watching TV.

Frank:
Check the records! I did some stuff. I played baseball. One year, I hit the home-run that won the big game--

Ghost of Christmas Past:
That was the kid on The Courtship of Eddie's Father.

Frank:
There was another time, though. I was on a hill covered with flowers, and there was a beautiful girl with pigtails--

Ghost of Christmas Past:
PATHETIC! You are so pathetic! That was Little House on the Prairie!

Frank:
... Was it the the homecoming episode?

Ghost of Christmas Past:
[exasperated] Yes, it was the homecoming episode of Little House. Let's face it, Frank. Garden slugs got more out of life than you.

Frank:
Yeah? Name one.

I keep thinking if they made a depressing version of The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, she'd be perfect for it.

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the face of oh naurrr i failed AGAIN. fuckin fat cunt doesnt know how to do anything right.

 

[dollastoho]

Watched the latest Bottle upload, and found something interesting reading through the top few comments. For context, this is a reply to a comment comparing the clip of AL ordering Ubereats to the addicts on Intervention. Spoilering because it's long..

Spoiler: Annie Doran

 

[Free the Pedos]

While true, considering the short amount of time she is going to be on the planet. and the fact that modern medicine has thankfully yeeted her womb, she probably has less of an environmental impact than say a skinny Christian with 10 little hellspawns.

And that skinny Christian is supporting 12 people instead of one, so you're begging the question a bit.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Watched the latest Bottle upload, and found something interesting reading through the top few comments. For context, this is a reply to a comment comparing the clip of AL ordering Ubereats to the addicts on Intervention. Spoilering because it's long..

Spoiler: Annie Doran

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Isn't that the same 'Annie Doran' who was supposed to be Norma's (Thumby's mom's) friend? The one who 'leaked' the phone conversations? Strange how 'she' only pops up every few months and the insider knowledge 'she' has is exactly the same as our speculation and the bits of information we already have.
Wouldn't surprise me to learn it's one of our cast members trying to create some interest (Amber) or raging at Fatty, but not got the balls to do it publicly (Becky, Eric, Ricki).

 

[dollastoho]

Isn't that the same 'Annie Doran' who was supposed to be Norma's (Thumby's mom's) friend? The one who 'leaked' the phone conversations? Strange how 'she' only pops up every few months and the insider knowledge 'she' has is exactly the same as our speculation and the bits of information we already have.
Wouldn't surprise me to learn it's one of our cast members trying to create some interest (Amber) or raging at Fatty, but not got the balls to do it publicly (Becky, Eric, Ricki).

Yes it is the same person. It'll be interesting to see if Becky addresses this since it will be brought to her attention if she doesn't read it here herself. Amber likely won't have anything to say on the matter.

 

[lol cow supreme]

I wonder how "actively" is defined in the amberverse. I also wonder what happened to the whiteboard. Abandoned after four days? Three, actually, since day four with "with frens". The way of the whiteboard in any other of her stays, I suppose: she doesn't like to be faced with her ongoing failure of a life.

Actively losing weight- any period of time not inputting calories.
The girl is afraid of starving to death from not enough calories. Its the one actual "phobia" she has. Its her excuse when going on any diet "it wasnt enough calories". Not that it wasnt filling, or that the food wasnt satisfying...but "not enough calories". Its bizarre she doesnt seem to realize her body uses the calories from its massive fat reserves when in a defecit and she wont literally die too few.

 

[Pixelated Poutine]

Actively losing weight- any period of time not inputting calories.
The girl is afraid of starving to death from not enough calories. Its the one actual "phobia" she has. Its her excuse when going on any diet "it wasnt enough calories". Not that it wasnt filling, or that the food wasnt satisfying...but "not enough calories". Its bizarre she doesnt seem to realize her body uses the calories from its massive fat reserves when in a defecit and she wont literally die too few.

You would think with her "vast knowledge of nutrition", she'd realize that about her body's fat reserves. What a fucking joke.

 

[Poop Bun]

Actively losing weight- any period of time not inputting calories.

Ahh so every time she blubbers out the phrase "Actively Loosing Weight" that ackshully means she is NOT presently eating shoving food-like product into maw. It was confusing me as to what she meant by that, cause we all know bitch ain't loosing any weight.

 

[Insulin reid]

They have to have some kind of kink thing going on. Amber plays so fucking coy and stupid, and always needs wifey to help or rescue her for things as foolproof as watering a plant. It feels so ramped up in this era, like Wipey feeds into it. Gnarly.

Amber has always done that. Being the helpless attractive feminine gorl is her original or one of the original personalities shes just found a feeder who will play into her fantasy of being a little uwu princess. Her not boyfriend boyfriend butch lesbian stand in stunt double for prince charming is allowing this learned helplessness and shes gonna get worse.
We should be thankful, though that this isnt the other trope many girls fall into in middle and highschool for attention-
She could be the "i really have (insert thing here)" Chunibyo bullshit and claim to talk to animals or see ghosts or some shit. Though it might make her content more entertaining.

……..if Fatty McFatbitch was tooootally “raped” by her grandfather, how then was her undoubtedly parachute sized hymen still intact during the “cancer” surgery? You know, when the doctor somehow “fixed” said hymen? Lying cunt.

She did a vibe check

 

[Lisbeth Salander]

In other news in the Amber-verse, Casey is finally getting top surgery.

 

[Pippeyy]

In other news in the Amber-verse, Casey is finally getting top surgery.

Why block out the cost but leave everything else? No pity money but let's everyone know the location. Everyone who has ever been in the Amberverse is actually retarded.

 

[lol cow supreme]

In other news in the Amber-verse, Casey is finally getting top surgery.

Free Nipple Grafting? Did she use Honey or is it a Groupon? Thats one hell of a deal!

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

In other news in the Amber-verse, Casey is finally getting top surgery.

People in the Amberverse sure do love mutilating their bodies, but nowhere near as much as they fucking love being the centre of attention.

 

[Gergg]

People in the Amberverse sure do love mutilating their bodies, but nowhere near as much as they fucking love being the centre of attention.

I thought the point of these surgeries was so that nobody could tell you used to be "x" sex. Why on earth would a true transgender person want to make such a thing public unless they are actually a transtrender.

But of course that can't be!

 

[dfranki723]

I thought the point of these surgeries was so that nobody could tell you used to be "x" sex.

Tell that to all the fetishists who constantly talk about how their new top of the line man-made VaG1nuh is having it's PEr11od or the women ''men'' posting incessant topless selfies to show off their ''top surgery'' scars.

Both those attention seeking fucks and Hamber have that in common, they have to make sure everybody knows every detail about them that relates to their troubled/dramatic background.

Fatty should've stuck with Casey, she could've sucked in all the Youtuber asspats using her trans lover as a mascot for her channel. Another missed oppurtunity.

 

[snakes eyepatch]

I thought the point of these surgeries was so that nobody could tell you used to be "x" sex. Why on earth would a true transgender person want to make such a thing public unless they are actually a transtrender.

But of course that can't be!

It's such a classic transtrender move at this point, it makes them gain sympathy and probably people donating money to them bc of pity

 

[Bigbadyeet]

It’s funny how little anyone cares about Big Al, Becky just dropped a video about how Hamber claiming she couldn’t be open her sexuality with Becky hurt her and Amber lied to her about it constantly despite Becky asking.

Also her house Nigger is doing a Instagram QnA and gaslight the fuck out of Becky for what she said in the video.



Also the lie about Jade being local she just admitted herself


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[Mr. Ghoul]

It’s funny how little anyone cares about Big Al, Becky just dropped a video about how Hamber claiming she couldn’t be open her sexuality with Becky hurt her and Amber lied to her about it constantly despite Becky asking.

Also her house Nigger is doing a Instagram QnA and gaslight the fuck out of Becky for what she said in the video.

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Also the lie about Jade being local she just admitted herself
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Nigga Jade hates KY, eh? Well she better start checkin' that vibe to see how much longer she can stand it because Hambo is never leaving unless it's in a flat bed for her bloated corpse.
Seriously, I don't know how she can stand it either. Everything Amber does revolves around planning what food to order and eating said food every 1-2 hours. Such a horribly boring existence. It's all but certain that Jade is a weirdo fatty-feeder-fetishist. But at this point I think she might acktually be getting off on watching Amber literally rot and die from diabetes/cancer/heart failure or whatever else may take her out first.

 

[Pippeyy]

It’s funny how little anyone cares about Big Al, Becky just dropped a video about how Hamber claiming she couldn’t be open her sexuality with Becky hurt her and Amber lied to her about it constantly despite Becky asking.

Also her house Nigger is doing a Instagram QnA and gaslight the fuck out of Becky for what she said in the video.

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Also the lie about Jade being local she just admitted herself
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Funny how the girlfriend types exactly like Amber does on that stupid ask thing about 80% of the time. You can see the change in tone when she's typing then when Amber is. Not to mention the change in grammar and syntax.