Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[DrJonesHat]

The most interesting part is that whilst Russhole really wants Taylor Swift, he seems happy enough to settle for a dollar store Amy Winehouse.

A while ago, he said he got a C&D letter from Taylor's lawyers warning him to stop trying to contact her, and (I'm only guessing here) stop trying to sue her or they'd retaliate. Since that time, he hasn't really mentioned her. He may privately seethe about her having the gall to make her own decisions, but given how he's refocused his efforts on trying to bully a multibillion dollar television network, I think he has in fact, moved on. Also "Dollar Store Amy Winehouse" would make a good album name, and I'm going to use it despite having no musical talent whatsoever. It hasn't stopped Russ!

Point is unless you're really rich you're not getting a whore who's really hot. You get the, what amounts to, factory seconds. The ones that aren't attractive enough to do this professionally for lots of cash.

Yeah, the really hot hookers are on sites with membership fees Russ couldn't afford. And anyway, you pay for airfare and accommodations at a five-star hotel. Russ would balk at paying anything but the bare minimum. And the bare minimum probably starts at like 5 grand for an hour, minimum two hours on the first meeting.

 

[Stinkyboy]

i know it’s been said, but he really has the pallor of a corpse

 

[pr3nt177]

Are we getting to hear of every visit to a prostitute or just posts about the ones he believes are 9/10s?

I can't believe I've had thoughts about how often he pays for sex let alone being morbidly intrigued about a bloke who brags about going with prostitutes as though it's a badge of honour.

Just about every time he goes out and gets his dick wet he takes a picture with the poor woman in question. He thinks it's a kind of a flex but unless you're a kiss-less virgin or incel it's meaningless.... like everything that Russtard does.

OK, so if he's posting pics every time he's had sex with a prozzie then he hasn't even got the average sex life of a 60-72yo, who averages 3 times per month...

"Males reported having sex an average of 6.18 times per month between the age of 40 to 59, dropping to 3.13 times per month between the age of 60 to 72." link

 

[StinkySnack]

The right side of Russel's lower lip has been drooping lower and lower for the past year or two. Any ideas what's up with that?

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Are we getting to hear of every visit to a prostitute or just posts about the ones he believes are 9/10s?

I can't believe I've had such a thought about how often he pays for sex let alone wondering about a bloke who brags about going with prostitutes as though it's a badge of honour.

Just about every time he goes out and gets his dick wet he takes a picture with the poor woman in question. He thinks it's a kind of a flex but unless you're a kiss-less virgin or incel it's meaningless.... like everything that Russtard does.

 

[StinkySnack]

Someone go grab his most recent Instagram video post. I'm not in a position to do it myself right now . It's just another dumb video he filmed from his apartment of some guy talking to a person in a car. Russell being Russell, seems to think there's something post-worthy about it.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

It comes to something when I’ve seen so much Russ horror in photos that my main distaste was for the poor woman’s lipstick. Homer’s make up gun really is a thing, wow.

Lol at the £1.99 gas station flowers. He’s so dim he doesn’t realise most women would see being given them as an insult rather than “flattery”.

I play a laydee on the internet., so I have no idea: do men these days still wear vests under shirts, even in the desert in summer? I thought that died out with my grandad’s generation,

Russ is just so utterly sad. Every effort is half-assed and thirty years out of date. He’s just so pathetic. Utterly, utterly pathetic. Good job he’s so awful (as shown by his posts and replies on social media over the years) that it’s impossible to feel sorry for him.

 

[SunburnNation]

It comes to something when I’ve seen so much Russ horror in photos that my main distaste was for the poor woman’s lipstick. Homer’s make up gun really is a thing, wow.

Lol at the £1.99 gas station flowers. He’s so dim he doesn’t realise most women would see being given them as an insult rather than “flattery”.

I play a laydee on the internet., so I have no idea: do men these days still wear vests under shirts, even in the desert in summer? I thought that died out with my grandad’s generation,

Russ is just so utterly sad. Every effort is half-assed and thirty years out of date. He’s just so pathetic. Utterly, utterly pathetic. Good job he’s so awful (as shown by his posts and replies on social media over the years) that it’s impossible to feel sorry for him.

...if a vest doesn't go over your shirt, why wear it? That's...that's not how vests even work, Russ.

 

[The Dude]

The right side of Russel's lower lip has been drooping lower and lower for the past year or two. Any ideas what's up with that?

Gravity.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

May? Did Ralph sell you to the sex traffickers to pay off some of his debt?

Russ finally saved up enough money to do TEH SEX with a horse-adjacent prozzie so he feels confident enough to not wear his mask. He's riding high.

 

[Constellationzero]

Oh my. Poor girl. Take THAT Taylor.

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GODDAMN, the right side of that picture is just sooo fucking clammy, moist, and...who brought the fucking Durian?

 

[DrJonesHat]

May? Did Ralph sell you to the sex traffickers to pay off some of his debt?

Russ finally saved up enough money to do TEH SEX with a horse-adjacent prozzie so he feels confident enough to not wear his mask. He's riding high.

Wonder how much she charged him, and did she know about his rep so she knew to tack on the asshole tax?

 

[The Great Citracett]

Someone go grab his most recent Instagram video post. I'm not in a position to do it myself right now . It's just another dumb video he filmed from his apartment of some guy talking to a person in a car. Russell being Russell, seems to think there's something post-worthy about it.

 

[The Dude]

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Figures he would be one of those nosy, self-important, busy body kinds of neighbors always sticking his nose into other people's business. He's like an elderly babushka lady in Soviet Russia taking notes about her neighbors to give to the secret police because she's convinced they're foreign spies. What a creep.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Just about every time he goes out and gets his dick wet he takes a picture with the poor woman in question. He thinks it's a kind of a flex but unless you're a kiss-less virgin or incel it's meaningless.... like everything that Russtard does.

Yeah, his insistence on not just being open that he pays for sex, but bragging about it like it's an accomplishment just puzzles me. But I guess it goes back to his inability to understand other people don't think like him. He thinks it's impressive, so everyone else will too I guess.

 

[Constellationzero]

Someone go grab his most recent Instagram video post. I'm not in a position to do it myself right now . It's just another dumb video he filmed from his apartment of some guy talking to a person in a car. Russell being Russell, seems to think there's something post-worthy about it.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CfdQuIxgBGX/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

 

[Miss Misery]

...if a vest doesn't go over your shirt, why wear it? That's...that's not how vests even work, Russ.

British meaning of vest is sleeveless undershirt aka wifebeater.

That said...

I play a laydee on the internet., so I have no idea: do men these days still wear vests under shirts, even in the desert in summer? I thought that died out with my grandad’s generation,

It's actually a full undershirt/white t-shirt as far as I can tell. The only men I know who do that are uniformed cops. Something tells me it might be left over from Rusty's missionary days...

...omg it would be so hilarious if he still wore his temple garments despite shitting all over religion.

 

[Kumquat]

Just about every time he goes out and gets his dick wet he takes a picture with the poor woman in question. He thinks it's a kind of a flex but unless you're a kiss-less virgin or incel it's meaningless.... like everything that Russtard does.

Even kiss-less virgins and incels have enough self-awareness to know that paying a hooker for sex is basically giving up and cheating. Comparing Russ to incels is an insult to incels.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Even kiss-less virgins and incels have enough self-awareness to know that paying a hooker for sex is basically giving up and cheating. Comparing Russ to incels is an insult to incels.

He's even made comments that indicate he looks down on guys who've gotten sex for free and have never paid a hooker. It's like the idiot I worked with trying to make fun of me because I have a bachelor's in the field we're working in and he watched some YouTube videos. Just...you ain't right boy.

 

[The Dude]

He's even made comments that indicate he looks down on guys who've gotten sex for free and have never paid a hooker. It's like the idiot I worked with trying to make fun of me because I have a bachelor's in the field we're working in and he watched some YouTube videos. Just...you ain't right boy.

I'll never get how Russ came to convince himself that fucking hookers is so awesome, like it's some great accomplishment. It's like, great, you wasted a ton of money on something that you could have taken care of in the comfort of your own home for free. Whoopty shit. And it's something literally anyone can do if they want to spend the money, but most people don't because it's kinda grody having sex with someone whose job is being a walking, talking fleshlight for countless people. Plus most people aren't disgusting creeps and are actually able to get other people to have sex with them out of mutual attraction and romantic interest. And normal people usually don't put such an unhealthy importance on sex that they're willing to waste their hard earned money on it. I'll just never get it.