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Montego “Monty” Cruz (real name: Cary K. Crooks) is a 39-year-old thin-skinned incel creep living in Brampton, Ontario who rose to prominence in Gorl World in 2021 when he began doing reaction videos to Foodie Beauty, Sagittarius Shawty, and Amberlynn Reid. Known for being soft-spoken and relatively respectful for a fat lady reaction channel, he accumulated a dedicated hugbox of mean girls who wanted to pretend they were not mean girls and began making bank on his round-the-clock streams about fat women making poor life choices.
On June 30, 2022 Monty was exposed as being the writer of Strategic Millennial and Bossless Mindset, redpill blogs promoting “semen retention” and abstaining from masturbation to increase your manliness and give you literal super powers. He has also used the same handles on Reddit to give incel dating advice, be sexually aggressive to teenagers, and write humiliating temper tantrums about mean women being mean. As of July 2022 he is currently in damage control mode, claiming those writings and accounts - all of which use either his name or likeness or both - are not actually him but his edgy ex-business partner Jack Splint (who happens to write exactly like Monty and make the same grammar and syntax errors.)
Strategic Millennial/Bossless Mindset:
Monty fancies himself a blogger, forex trader, SEO expert, "manifestor" and lifestyle coach but seems to be the type to get sucked into get rich quick scams normal people are smart enough to detect before they throw their money into it. In other words, he's the male equivalent of an MLM hun, too stupid to recognize a scam and too arrogant to admit he fucked up.
Monty’s first attempt at becoming e-famous so he doesn’t have to contribute to society in any meaningful way came in 2018 with his aborted (read: totally abysmal) music career under the name Monty Cruz (archived here). He tried again in 2020 with the creation of Strategic Millennial, a website devoted to telling men that they need to stop masturbating if they want women to flock to them or something. On this website, Monty promotes “semen retention” and the NoFap movement to bring yourself to a higher vibrational lifestyle or whatever completely schizo shit he's talking about here. Apparently in a laughable attempt to hide that this was him, Monty used this random stock image of a Filipino man instead of his own image on the biography page. Note that his co-author Jack is also clearly using a stock image.
Around the same time that Strategic Millennial started, Monty and Jack started another blog called Bossless Mindset, where they will tell YOU how a real alpha male treats his finances, his women, and his own penis. They even offered life coaching sessions for just $800 for two weeks or $2200 for eight. Check out that Lorem Ipsum!
Bossless Mindset is a username he recycled, much like his semen, for a Youtube account, where he talks about his (lack of) masturbation habits some more and how they have elevated the vibrational frequency of his life. This is something all alpha males do.
A partial archive of his Bossless Mindset youtube is available here.
Stories from the Internet:
Monty’s current youtube channel, Stories from the Internet, was created in June 2020 but the oldest extant video as of writing was this short clip from December 2020, where he calls out pick up artist David Bond. This video begins with Monty saying “welcome back to Stories from the Internet” indicating there was other content he removed from the account after he took off as a fat lady commentator and grew his audience of pearl clutching Karens. With only 10k subscribers as of July 2022, his channel is nowhere near the largest in the reactmosphere, but he gets a high amount of engagement and, more importantly, superchats from women with no self esteem.
Like all reactors, Monty is basically criticizing the Gorls for doing exactly the same things he does including having a completely shit diet comprised entirely of fast food, overestimating their attractiveness to potential sex partners, and living in a filthy hoard of boxes. Fun fact; he went to Orange Julep in Montreal as well as to Ottawa trying to stalk Chantal IRL, and as of July 2022 is talking about attending her fake boyfriend Nader's court date to report on Naddy's rape case.
A typical Monty stream consists of him restreaming whatever the Gorls are doing and making the most milquetoast observations known to man while a group of lonely, sad women call in to talk about their narcissistic ex-boyfriends, offer Chantal unsolicited life advice she will never take, and wail about how they are nothing at all like her. It's not unusual for six or more women to call in and monopolize the airtime with their own self-induced problems. Sometimes these guests attract minor attention of their own by being so damaged they stand head and shoulders above the rest. This is very exciting for them.
Monty created three other Haydur Nation-adjacent channels after SFTI took off: Monty After Dark, Monty's Inner Thoughts, and Monty vs. Minty. The content on these is functionally indistinguishable from each other. It's not unusual for Monty to be streaming with various braindead women for 4-6 hours per day every day across his channels. His only real utility was making Chantal cry about stream sniping and occasionally scream at him through her TV. Monty kept himself semi-relevant by taking trips to various places in Ontario and Quebec hoping to run into Chantal IRL, interviewing anyone in her orbit who would give him the time of day, and allowing jealous fat bitches who couldn't get attention on their own to come on his stream. By spring 2022, he was re-streaming nearly everything Chantal did, 100 hours of Chantal streams some months. This got to the point where the Poutine Queen herself openly mocked him for being online more than she is and evidently hinging his entire income on reacting to what a morbidly obese drug addicted BPD trainwreck from Ottawa was doing with her own life. He attracted minor controversy when he platformed the z-lister of the Gunt Extended Universe, Roman el Roman, one of the many men Chantal used to try to make her not-boyfriend crackhead Egyptian grifter jealous. Roman, being a Muslim, made openly transphobic and pro-Freedom Convoy comments that Monty’s audience of virtue signaling pearl-clutchers found offensive.
The only one of his side channels to deviate from the "BPD bitches cackle about other BPD bitches" format is his Monty vs. Minty channel, where he does embarrassing "impersonations" of Gunt Extended Universe characters. This appears to be an attempt to capture the audience of the infinitely more talented and funny Cheyenne Jasmine. However, because he is Monty, he basically just turns on the camera and talks about other mens' cocks for a few minutes. Shit's dire.
Streisanded!:
Monty’s connection to his incel antics was made on June 30, 2022 when, in his infinite brilliance, he decided to stream himself scrolling through Chantal’s KF thread and exposed his own profile pic in the process. Activate BP Chat Autismo Mode. @Delilah Radio Show spotted the profile picture and @Chorton almost immediately traced it back to Monty’s account by checking the list of users currently viewing BP chat. Like all attention-seeking low-IQ reaction channels, Monty could not help but register for the Keewee Forums using this same handle which he had already attached to his real name and photos on multiple platforms, @strategicmillennial, and to promote his own youtube channel in nearly every post. Within minutes, someone was in his youtube stream chat asking him about his semen retention and he abruptly ended the stream in a panic. His KF profile was soon flooded with people concerned about his semen levels and calling him a retard. And like any innocent man who dindunuffin, he has spent the last several days chimping out that the mean mean ladies on the BP are mocking his small dick energy.
This was brought to youtube attention when irrelevant shitflinger and former panelist Choly Flower made a community post linking to the initial expose in the Haydur Nation thread.
The news spread quickly through Gorl World and within a few hours Chantal was joking about Monty's semen retention on her streams. Rather than just man up and stand by his words, on July 1, Monty went live on his Monty After Dark channel to claim that the Farms had it all wrong and just jumped the gun instead of coming to him for the honest answer. He claims that the Strategic Millennial website was just a result of “trendhacking,” trying to to get in on trending content or corner a niche to get more views while he was trying to make a name for himself in web design. All those terrible things were written by his former business partner “Jack Splint” who got into drugs and alcohol and was only being edgy for SEO purposes. Monty claims he broke it off with Jack and no longer associates with him due to his edgelordy incel shit and substance abuse. Of course, this does not explain why, if he was trying to disavow this era in his life because his ex-friend has hijacked his e-persona and sullied his good name, he would choose to register for the Kiwi Farms using that handle.
Monty used this same username on Reddit to tell teenage girls how to groom their pubic hair and demanded photos from them, like the creepy incel he is.
His replies to the meanie doodoo heads in BP sound exactly like the comments he made at women on Reddit using his u/StrategicMillennial account.
His favorite response is to accuse people of being a chomo, despite that he is the one who told a teenager to send him a pic of her groomed pubic area and insisted she be "peach fuzzed or a landing strip" because Monty cannot handle that adult women grow hair on their vulvas.
If you want a stronger more defined jaw like Monty has, stop masturbating immediately, for he is the pinnacle of masculine beauty, and it only took two years of being such an incel he won't even fuck himself to achieve it!
This reddit account also uses a picture of him in a post. But it’s totally not him, guys! See, the bio says it's Jack Splint!
Jack has allegedly moved to Colombia and is unable to be contacted by anyone, the 39 year old incel version of "I have a boyfriend but he goes to a different school." Monty's excuse was to show another reddit account under the name BosslessMindset claiming this is his real account, as everyone knows it is impossible to make more than one account on reddit dot com. This account also sounds exactly as chimpy and thin-skinned as his posts on StrategicMillennial.
Monty continues to spiral as people kick big giant holes in his story and dig up even more information about the amount of semen currently contained in his body. On 2 July he attempted to wrangle back control of the narrative by revenge-exposing Choly Flower's past drama in the beauty community. Choly beat him to the punch by exposing herself and taking ownership of it and Monty cancelled his stream to spend several hours icing his balls. So far Choly is the only major defection from his coterie of braindead followers, but Monty is chronically online and can't stop sticking his foot in his mouth, so the dominoes will likely begin to fall soon.
A deeper dive into Monty's blogging and that of "Jack" will be linked here when it is completed.
LYNX:
Youtube: Stories from the Internet
Youtube: Monty After Dark
Youtube: Monty's Inner Thoughts
Youtube: Monty vs. Minty
Youtube: Monty Cruz
Youtube: Bossless Mindset
Blog: Bossless Mindset (archive)
Blog: Strategic Millennial (archive)
Blog: Man of Mars (archive, rss feed)
Quora: Montego Cruz (archive)
Instagram: SFTIMonty
Twitter: SFTIMonty
Montego “Monty” Cruz (real name: Cary K. Crooks) is a 39-year-old thin-skinned incel creep living in Brampton, Ontario who rose to prominence in Gorl World in 2021 when he began doing reaction videos to Foodie Beauty, Sagittarius Shawty, and Amberlynn Reid. Known for being soft-spoken and relatively respectful for a fat lady reaction channel, he accumulated a dedicated hugbox of mean girls who wanted to pretend they were not mean girls and began making bank on his round-the-clock streams about fat women making poor life choices.
On June 30, 2022 Monty was exposed as being the writer of Strategic Millennial and Bossless Mindset, redpill blogs promoting “semen retention” and abstaining from masturbation to increase your manliness and give you literal super powers. He has also used the same handles on Reddit to give incel dating advice, be sexually aggressive to teenagers, and write humiliating temper tantrums about mean women being mean. As of July 2022 he is currently in damage control mode, claiming those writings and accounts - all of which use either his name or likeness or both - are not actually him but his edgy ex-business partner Jack Splint (who happens to write exactly like Monty and make the same grammar and syntax errors.)
Per his now-deleted Couchsurfing account, “Monty” was born in Jamaica and spent time in Florida before moving to Toronto, but that he spends a lot of time in NYC and Connecticut. For some reason, this account is no longer searchable on Wayback Machine, but it is possible to retrieve a partial biography via search engine previews.
His real name, Cary K. Crooks, was found by @Delilah Radio Show by adjusting a poorly-redacted screenshot from a previous attempt to dox Monty. This gives us an email address of carykcrooks@gmail.com and a facebook where he uses his real name and photograph.
This information leads us to ye olde Fast People Search where we find addresses in South Ozone Park, Queens, NY and Miramar, FL and an age of 39. Current address unknown due to Cuckistani privacy laws.
His mother has remarked on facebook that his birthday is 24 April and per his birthday stream this year he turned 39, giving us a year of 1983. His mother's facebook also confirms they are from Montego, Jamaica. Please laugh at the second part of this screenshot where Cary complains that a slot machine app done took his money.
This Karen behavior is not isolated. Here he is throwing a poopy pants tantrum at a realtor over a printer they sold on Kajiji.
His middle name is most likely Karn, based on this second account where he tries to hide his face behind dark glasses and a mask.
According to these online resumes, he graduated first with an Associates in lab tech from Mohawk College, then a B.S. in Biology from McMaster Uni, then a MSci from University of Toronto, discipline unknown but since allegedly he took comp sci classes at Harvard, probably that.
His real name, Cary K. Crooks, was found by @Delilah Radio Show by adjusting a poorly-redacted screenshot from a previous attempt to dox Monty. This gives us an email address of carykcrooks@gmail.com and a facebook where he uses his real name and photograph.
This information leads us to ye olde Fast People Search where we find addresses in South Ozone Park, Queens, NY and Miramar, FL and an age of 39. Current address unknown due to Cuckistani privacy laws.
His mother has remarked on facebook that his birthday is 24 April and per his birthday stream this year he turned 39, giving us a year of 1983. His mother's facebook also confirms they are from Montego, Jamaica. Please laugh at the second part of this screenshot where Cary complains that a slot machine app done took his money.
This Karen behavior is not isolated. Here he is throwing a poopy pants tantrum at a realtor over a printer they sold on Kajiji.
His middle name is most likely Karn, based on this second account where he tries to hide his face behind dark glasses and a mask.
According to these online resumes, he graduated first with an Associates in lab tech from Mohawk College, then a B.S. in Biology from McMaster Uni, then a MSci from University of Toronto, discipline unknown but since allegedly he took comp sci classes at Harvard, probably that.
Strategic Millennial/Bossless Mindset:
Monty fancies himself a blogger, forex trader, SEO expert, "manifestor" and lifestyle coach but seems to be the type to get sucked into get rich quick scams normal people are smart enough to detect before they throw their money into it. In other words, he's the male equivalent of an MLM hun, too stupid to recognize a scam and too arrogant to admit he fucked up.
Monty’s first attempt at becoming e-famous so he doesn’t have to contribute to society in any meaningful way came in 2018 with his aborted (read: totally abysmal) music career under the name Monty Cruz (archived here). He tried again in 2020 with the creation of Strategic Millennial, a website devoted to telling men that they need to stop masturbating if they want women to flock to them or something. On this website, Monty promotes “semen retention” and the NoFap movement to bring yourself to a higher vibrational lifestyle or whatever completely schizo shit he's talking about here. Apparently in a laughable attempt to hide that this was him, Monty used this random stock image of a Filipino man instead of his own image on the biography page. Note that his co-author Jack is also clearly using a stock image.
Most of Monty's writings on Strategic Millennial are relatively benign, leaving the more contentious writings to his business partner Jack. Monty's writings include such inoffensive if not painfully obvious messages as "talk to women like they are entire people." There's still gold in them thar hills, though, if you only go a-diggin.
Here's one to ease us into the discomfort we're all going to collectively experience, a little verbal foreplay to get us all ready for the main event. Ladies, monty knows there is no real reason you do not answer a man's text messages right away. None! It's all just attention-seeking. It can't be that you are busy but did not disclose what's going on to a stranger you only know from the internet, or that his attempts to figure out what you're doing to determine if you are indeed too busy to respond are setting off major red flags for you. His advice for men experiencing this? Try to take the relationship offline!
Here is a message about gaslighting and why it's bad. You should never do this. Just yanno. Tuck this one in the back of your mind as we continue our arduous journey.
In this one he wants to teach us how to get socialites to date you by social climbing, because rich women are "high caliber" and much better wife material than your average middle-class Becky on the street because idk they know how to dress at a fancy restaurant or something.
In this one we learn why he decided to go the #nofap semen retention route. He expected his post-college life to be an endless pussy parade and he could "run through a bunch of women" until he found wife material, all while he accumulated wealth and became very buff and sexy. Despite gaining some muscle he found out he was still the same creepy fuck no woman wanted to be around, accentuated by comparing himself to Christian Bale in American Psycho. Instead of working on himself, he deep-fried his penis through porn addiction. This, shockingly, made women want to be around him even less. The only solution was to stop masturbating.
This is why you, too, should stop touching your genitals and become a living breathing semen balloon.
Men, listen up. Monty here is going to teach you how to avoid masturbation. One: don't watch porn. So far so good. Two: try to distract yourself from the suicidal thoughts. All men have crippling guilt about masturbation! It's natural! Three: use the buddy system! Tell your friends that you are having difficulty not stroking your cock and this made you think of them, then they can commiserate about not stroking their own cocks and you can not masturbate together like bros. Four: remember you get super powers! wait for it. Five: challenge your friends to see which one of them can go the longest without touching his penis. This is very reassuring and builds bonds between straight men. Read everything you can about other mens' penises to stay focused. Six: cardio. Remember, lads, the goal is to not just get over your porn addiction but to never experience real sexual release ever again.
Oh boy. Monty reveals that yes, he feels he needs to save up all his lil' swimmers because he thinks this will give him super powers. No really. He does not ejaculate because he feels he needs to "preserve and use the life force energy . . . to manifest purpose and dreams." So whereas nofap is a movement promoting (on a surface level) breaking from porn addiction and excessive masturbation habits to promote a healthier sex life with actual humans and a better life overall, semen retention is spooky new age shit about how you leak psychic energy out your dickhole every time you coom and that ejaculation in general (not just in excess) is detrimental to your health as a man. By keeping all that baby batter inside, you gain access to a higher plane of existence and can make your dreams manifest in reality through magic semen powers. This is god-tier recycling gentlemen. Get on his fanta-free level.
Here are some observations on dating in case you wanted to know why this man, so full of magic testicle-juice, is still single. I have run it through my coombrain-to-human translator for your convenience. One: disregard honesty, a woman saying she wants a hookup may change her mind if you are persistent. Two: it's okay to use incel PUA tactics as long as you deny that's what you're doing, but women are not allowed to react negatively to this. Three: stalking women on social media is sexy! Four and five: I do not ever get a second date because I make every woman I encounter extremely uncomfortable and they then want no further contact with me. Six: sometimes we do not even get to the first date before they think I want to rip out their trachea and use it as a fleshlight. Seven: being rejected for my own off-putting personality makes me chimp out.
Here's one to ease us into the discomfort we're all going to collectively experience, a little verbal foreplay to get us all ready for the main event. Ladies, monty knows there is no real reason you do not answer a man's text messages right away. None! It's all just attention-seeking. It can't be that you are busy but did not disclose what's going on to a stranger you only know from the internet, or that his attempts to figure out what you're doing to determine if you are indeed too busy to respond are setting off major red flags for you. His advice for men experiencing this? Try to take the relationship offline!
Here is a message about gaslighting and why it's bad. You should never do this. Just yanno. Tuck this one in the back of your mind as we continue our arduous journey.
In this one he wants to teach us how to get socialites to date you by social climbing, because rich women are "high caliber" and much better wife material than your average middle-class Becky on the street because idk they know how to dress at a fancy restaurant or something.
In this one we learn why he decided to go the #nofap semen retention route. He expected his post-college life to be an endless pussy parade and he could "run through a bunch of women" until he found wife material, all while he accumulated wealth and became very buff and sexy. Despite gaining some muscle he found out he was still the same creepy fuck no woman wanted to be around, accentuated by comparing himself to Christian Bale in American Psycho. Instead of working on himself, he deep-fried his penis through porn addiction. This, shockingly, made women want to be around him even less. The only solution was to stop masturbating.
This is why you, too, should stop touching your genitals and become a living breathing semen balloon.
Men, listen up. Monty here is going to teach you how to avoid masturbation. One: don't watch porn. So far so good. Two: try to distract yourself from the suicidal thoughts. All men have crippling guilt about masturbation! It's natural! Three: use the buddy system! Tell your friends that you are having difficulty not stroking your cock and this made you think of them, then they can commiserate about not stroking their own cocks and you can not masturbate together like bros. Four: remember you get super powers! wait for it. Five: challenge your friends to see which one of them can go the longest without touching his penis. This is very reassuring and builds bonds between straight men. Read everything you can about other mens' penises to stay focused. Six: cardio. Remember, lads, the goal is to not just get over your porn addiction but to never experience real sexual release ever again.
Oh boy. Monty reveals that yes, he feels he needs to save up all his lil' swimmers because he thinks this will give him super powers. No really. He does not ejaculate because he feels he needs to "preserve and use the life force energy . . . to manifest purpose and dreams." So whereas nofap is a movement promoting (on a surface level) breaking from porn addiction and excessive masturbation habits to promote a healthier sex life with actual humans and a better life overall, semen retention is spooky new age shit about how you leak psychic energy out your dickhole every time you coom and that ejaculation in general (not just in excess) is detrimental to your health as a man. By keeping all that baby batter inside, you gain access to a higher plane of existence and can make your dreams manifest in reality through magic semen powers. This is god-tier recycling gentlemen. Get on his fanta-free level.
Here are some observations on dating in case you wanted to know why this man, so full of magic testicle-juice, is still single. I have run it through my coombrain-to-human translator for your convenience. One: disregard honesty, a woman saying she wants a hookup may change her mind if you are persistent. Two: it's okay to use incel PUA tactics as long as you deny that's what you're doing, but women are not allowed to react negatively to this. Three: stalking women on social media is sexy! Four and five: I do not ever get a second date because I make every woman I encounter extremely uncomfortable and they then want no further contact with me. Six: sometimes we do not even get to the first date before they think I want to rip out their trachea and use it as a fleshlight. Seven: being rejected for my own off-putting personality makes me chimp out.
Around the same time that Strategic Millennial started, Monty and Jack started another blog called Bossless Mindset, where they will tell YOU how a real alpha male treats his finances, his women, and his own penis. They even offered life coaching sessions for just $800 for two weeks or $2200 for eight. Check out that Lorem Ipsum!
This one starts of in Jan 2020 as a finance blog, where Monty tries to LARP as an independently wealthy and successful man teaching YOU the secrets of manifesting wealth. Instead he gives off major "broke as fuck and not gainfully employed" energy. His hot tips are all shit you can find googling for 10 seconds but it's overall inoffensive... until he starts talking about his penis again. Because of course he does, for if ever there was a man who loved cock, it was Monty, who cares deeply about the quality of your sperm. Once he starts with the dick talk, we never get back to finances.
In this gem, Monty tells us all how to abuse loopholes to get through the nofap life, jacking off without jacking off. Bonus, he gives instructions on how to have sex that is sure to leave both you and your partner unsatisfied so that you do not waste any precious sperm on a mere sex act. This is some catholic shit. But Monty assures us it is a great treatment for PTSD.
Here, using tasteful illustrations of classical sculptures cropped to highlight their dongs, monty talks about how children want to be around him now because he no longer excessively masturbates. Dude..
Monty advocates letting your family know about your excessive masturbation habits so mommy can keep you from jacking off too much. This is definitely the man you should be taking your dating advice from, gentlemen.
Why on earth don't women want to be around me? I am very full of semen! It must be a problem with culture.
In a blog entry about how relationships built on lies and deception are not worth pursuing, brain trust suggests you test your woman by "losing" her luggage when you arrive on a week-long vacation to see how she responds. Because god forbid when she is already under the stress of travel she gets upset when she finds out everything she brought with her is gone and she has only what she's wearing and perhaps says something mean.
Remember when women were attention-seeking bitches if they didn't answer right away? Right, men don't follow that stupid rule. Leave them on read. Don't be available. Never prioritize a Female. Beta males are always overinflating the egos of Girls and you need to put them in their places. And remember, none of these rules apply to Alpha Male Monty. He can do what he wants because he is full of semen and Females respect that.
Monty does not understand that the woman being asked for sex loudly in a public place is extremely fucking uncomfortable and instead interprets her awkward response as sexual interest. The "girl" most decidedly does not want to have sex with you, you creepy cum-gremlin.
This is but a sampler of Monty's works on this illustrious literary masterpiece about modern love and romance. A deeper dive into his blogs will come in a later post to be linked at end of this.
In this gem, Monty tells us all how to abuse loopholes to get through the nofap life, jacking off without jacking off. Bonus, he gives instructions on how to have sex that is sure to leave both you and your partner unsatisfied so that you do not waste any precious sperm on a mere sex act. This is some catholic shit. But Monty assures us it is a great treatment for PTSD.
Here, using tasteful illustrations of classical sculptures cropped to highlight their dongs, monty talks about how children want to be around him now because he no longer excessively masturbates. Dude..
Monty advocates letting your family know about your excessive masturbation habits so mommy can keep you from jacking off too much. This is definitely the man you should be taking your dating advice from, gentlemen.
Why on earth don't women want to be around me? I am very full of semen! It must be a problem with culture.
In a blog entry about how relationships built on lies and deception are not worth pursuing, brain trust suggests you test your woman by "losing" her luggage when you arrive on a week-long vacation to see how she responds. Because god forbid when she is already under the stress of travel she gets upset when she finds out everything she brought with her is gone and she has only what she's wearing and perhaps says something mean.
Remember when women were attention-seeking bitches if they didn't answer right away? Right, men don't follow that stupid rule. Leave them on read. Don't be available. Never prioritize a Female. Beta males are always overinflating the egos of Girls and you need to put them in their places. And remember, none of these rules apply to Alpha Male Monty. He can do what he wants because he is full of semen and Females respect that.
Monty does not understand that the woman being asked for sex loudly in a public place is extremely fucking uncomfortable and instead interprets her awkward response as sexual interest. The "girl" most decidedly does not want to have sex with you, you creepy cum-gremlin.
This is but a sampler of Monty's works on this illustrious literary masterpiece about modern love and romance. A deeper dive into his blogs will come in a later post to be linked at end of this.
Bossless Mindset is a username he recycled, much like his semen, for a Youtube account, where he talks about his (lack of) masturbation habits some more and how they have elevated the vibrational frequency of his life. This is something all alpha males do.
A partial archive of his Bossless Mindset youtube is available here.
Stories from the Internet:
Monty’s current youtube channel, Stories from the Internet, was created in June 2020 but the oldest extant video as of writing was this short clip from December 2020, where he calls out pick up artist David Bond. This video begins with Monty saying “welcome back to Stories from the Internet” indicating there was other content he removed from the account after he took off as a fat lady commentator and grew his audience of pearl clutching Karens. With only 10k subscribers as of July 2022, his channel is nowhere near the largest in the reactmosphere, but he gets a high amount of engagement and, more importantly, superchats from women with no self esteem.
Like all reactors, Monty is basically criticizing the Gorls for doing exactly the same things he does including having a completely shit diet comprised entirely of fast food, overestimating their attractiveness to potential sex partners, and living in a filthy hoard of boxes. Fun fact; he went to Orange Julep in Montreal as well as to Ottawa trying to stalk Chantal IRL, and as of July 2022 is talking about attending her fake boyfriend Nader's court date to report on Naddy's rape case.
A typical Monty stream consists of him restreaming whatever the Gorls are doing and making the most milquetoast observations known to man while a group of lonely, sad women call in to talk about their narcissistic ex-boyfriends, offer Chantal unsolicited life advice she will never take, and wail about how they are nothing at all like her. It's not unusual for six or more women to call in and monopolize the airtime with their own self-induced problems. Sometimes these guests attract minor attention of their own by being so damaged they stand head and shoulders above the rest. This is very exciting for them.
Monty created three other Haydur Nation-adjacent channels after SFTI took off: Monty After Dark, Monty's Inner Thoughts, and Monty vs. Minty. The content on these is functionally indistinguishable from each other. It's not unusual for Monty to be streaming with various braindead women for 4-6 hours per day every day across his channels. His only real utility was making Chantal cry about stream sniping and occasionally scream at him through her TV. Monty kept himself semi-relevant by taking trips to various places in Ontario and Quebec hoping to run into Chantal IRL, interviewing anyone in her orbit who would give him the time of day, and allowing jealous fat bitches who couldn't get attention on their own to come on his stream. By spring 2022, he was re-streaming nearly everything Chantal did, 100 hours of Chantal streams some months. This got to the point where the Poutine Queen herself openly mocked him for being online more than she is and evidently hinging his entire income on reacting to what a morbidly obese drug addicted BPD trainwreck from Ottawa was doing with her own life. He attracted minor controversy when he platformed the z-lister of the Gunt Extended Universe, Roman el Roman, one of the many men Chantal used to try to make her not-boyfriend crackhead Egyptian grifter jealous. Roman, being a Muslim, made openly transphobic and pro-Freedom Convoy comments that Monty’s audience of virtue signaling pearl-clutchers found offensive.
The only one of his side channels to deviate from the "BPD bitches cackle about other BPD bitches" format is his Monty vs. Minty channel, where he does embarrassing "impersonations" of Gunt Extended Universe characters. This appears to be an attempt to capture the audience of the infinitely more talented and funny Cheyenne Jasmine. However, because he is Monty, he basically just turns on the camera and talks about other mens' cocks for a few minutes. Shit's dire.
Streisanded!:
Monty’s connection to his incel antics was made on June 30, 2022 when, in his infinite brilliance, he decided to stream himself scrolling through Chantal’s KF thread and exposed his own profile pic in the process. Activate BP Chat Autismo Mode. @Delilah Radio Show spotted the profile picture and @Chorton almost immediately traced it back to Monty’s account by checking the list of users currently viewing BP chat. Like all attention-seeking low-IQ reaction channels, Monty could not help but register for the Keewee Forums using this same handle which he had already attached to his real name and photos on multiple platforms, @strategicmillennial, and to promote his own youtube channel in nearly every post. Within minutes, someone was in his youtube stream chat asking him about his semen retention and he abruptly ended the stream in a panic. His KF profile was soon flooded with people concerned about his semen levels and calling him a retard. And like any innocent man who dindunuffin, he has spent the last several days chimping out that the mean mean ladies on the BP are mocking his small dick energy.
This was brought to youtube attention when irrelevant shitflinger and former panelist Choly Flower made a community post linking to the initial expose in the Haydur Nation thread.
The news spread quickly through Gorl World and within a few hours Chantal was joking about Monty's semen retention on her streams. Rather than just man up and stand by his words, on July 1, Monty went live on his Monty After Dark channel to claim that the Farms had it all wrong and just jumped the gun instead of coming to him for the honest answer. He claims that the Strategic Millennial website was just a result of “trendhacking,” trying to to get in on trending content or corner a niche to get more views while he was trying to make a name for himself in web design. All those terrible things were written by his former business partner “Jack Splint” who got into drugs and alcohol and was only being edgy for SEO purposes. Monty claims he broke it off with Jack and no longer associates with him due to his edgelordy incel shit and substance abuse. Of course, this does not explain why, if he was trying to disavow this era in his life because his ex-friend has hijacked his e-persona and sullied his good name, he would choose to register for the Kiwi Farms using that handle.
Monty used this same username on Reddit to tell teenage girls how to groom their pubic hair and demanded photos from them, like the creepy incel he is.
His replies to the meanie doodoo heads in BP sound exactly like the comments he made at women on Reddit using his u/StrategicMillennial account.
His favorite response is to accuse people of being a chomo, despite that he is the one who told a teenager to send him a pic of her groomed pubic area and insisted she be "peach fuzzed or a landing strip" because Monty cannot handle that adult women grow hair on their vulvas.
If you want a stronger more defined jaw like Monty has, stop masturbating immediately, for he is the pinnacle of masculine beauty, and it only took two years of being such an incel he won't even fuck himself to achieve it!
This reddit account also uses a picture of him in a post. But it’s totally not him, guys! See, the bio says it's Jack Splint!
Jack has allegedly moved to Colombia and is unable to be contacted by anyone, the 39 year old incel version of "I have a boyfriend but he goes to a different school." Monty's excuse was to show another reddit account under the name BosslessMindset claiming this is his real account, as everyone knows it is impossible to make more than one account on reddit dot com. This account also sounds exactly as chimpy and thin-skinned as his posts on StrategicMillennial.
Monty continues to spiral as people kick big giant holes in his story and dig up even more information about the amount of semen currently contained in his body. On 2 July he attempted to wrangle back control of the narrative by revenge-exposing Choly Flower's past drama in the beauty community. Choly beat him to the punch by exposing herself and taking ownership of it and Monty cancelled his stream to spend several hours icing his balls. So far Choly is the only major defection from his coterie of braindead followers, but Monty is chronically online and can't stop sticking his foot in his mouth, so the dominoes will likely begin to fall soon.
A deeper dive into Monty's blogging and that of "Jack" will be linked here when it is completed.
LYNX:
Youtube: Stories from the Internet
Youtube: Monty After Dark
Youtube: Monty's Inner Thoughts
Youtube: Monty vs. Minty
Youtube: Monty Cruz
Youtube: Bossless Mindset
Blog: Bossless Mindset (archive)
Blog: Strategic Millennial (archive)
Blog: Man of Mars (archive, rss feed)
Quora: Montego Cruz (archive)
Instagram: SFTIMonty
Twitter: SFTIMonty
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