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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
I don't recall who this is..
 

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"near-homeless"

I'm not homeless right now, but I could be, so you need to give me a place to stay?

The tranch would be a wretched place to try to get back on your feet. No jobs, no privacy, no references.

I'd rather stay in my cousin's basement for three months and work at the Modesto GameStop.
 
Wasn't this the one who claimed she had a bad back and Big Bad Phil didn't care and made her do field work with the other troons even though she was in absolute agony because of her real and serious disability.
I miss the days of plantation master Phil waking up like a king, grifting untold riches from gullible Twitter users, abusing his serfs, and then making the worst decisions imaginable. Man really did get 100k, didn't invest any of it, and has nothing of substance to show for it a year later.
 
I miss the days of plantation master Phil waking up like a king, grifting untold riches from gullible Twitter users, abusing his serfs, and then making the worst decisions imaginable. Man really did get 100k, didn't invest any of it, and has nothing of substance to show for it a year later.
Did you expect anything less?
 
They were a rabid Twitter addict though so I imagine they'd have some crazy account somewhere

Hmm I’ve seen no sign since. She mentioned retreating to tumblr or Instagram or something. I believe it tbh, her Twitter usage was zero-engagement angst-posting, why even bother.

She might be kicking around on tumblr and Ao3 (under spoonsandcabbage and cabbagespoon, respectively) writing Critical Role and Voltron smutfics; I'm not sure the timestamp on her twitter meltdown, but the most recent Ao3 thing is late April. Apparently also has a fetish for 'sickfic' which I refuse to investigate further because it seemed to involve a lot of vomiting and burping and gross shit like that.

Aka, NeptuneVulpis is prolly off doing exactly what you'd expect a terminally online twenty-something chick to be doing: writing dirty fanfic about her animated faves banging one another. Nothing particularly notable, but also not omg brb killing herself.
 
I miss the days of plantation master Phil waking up like a king, grifting untold riches from gullible Twitter users, abusing his serfs, and then making the worst decisions imaginable. Man really did get 100k, didn't invest any of it, and has nothing of substance to show for it a year later.
I miss burrito nights and the shit Penny tried to pass off as a buffet of food fit for kings kweens. Always brought a smile to my face.
 
I consistently wonder if they think this is a good look. Like, really? A huge tranny manhandling a woman? Surely there's no way they can spin this. Even their psychologically battered, beaten, and broken autogynophile hellscape smooth-brains can't think that beating the shit out of women is a plus for their cause. Right?
Does this help you?
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This is what the troons see. It needs like five more death squads but you get the point.
 
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