If Kiwifarms was a thing in the 1960s, which lolcow pages would be the most active?

[Colonel Gaddafi]

Tiny Tim would undoubtedly be scrutinized, though the more mainstream celebs would probably get more gossip.

 

[topsikrets]

We'd probably have a hundred thousand page thread on Jimmy Saville.

 

[TheArtilleryman]

Definitely Andy Warhol

 

[thismanlies]

Would George Wallace get his own thread or would he be confined to the Klan General thread?

 

[PS1gamenwatch]

A Meredith Hunter thread

 

[Creep3r]

The John Lennon, Francis E. Dec and Malcolm X threads would probably be the biggest lolcow threads.

If KF was around back then, I can vividly imagine all the crap I and others here would be saying in the late 60s.

Lennon's thread is well deserved so I don't really mind that it has over 3000 pages. Seems like the only ones blowing their top over it and asking the thread to be removed are just roach-loving commies. Only thing I would want changed is for a separate thread for Yucky Ono to be made because frankly that slant-eyed looney tune has enough content to not only carry her own thread but she would no doubt show up here and make a jackass out of herself to protect her little ego.

The Beetles were never good and The Monkees did the brit band shtick better. Chew on those crackerjacks you godless commie bastard.

Nixon did nothing wrong and had the election stolen from him. You can say whatever you want about the man and his policies, but I'll be dipped in cod liver oil before I let anyone pretend JFK didn't rig this whole thing. JFK was a fucking mafia goon and he got what he hecking deserved for cheating on his wife, orchestrating dear Marylin's overdose and doing business with spaghetti addicted goons.

Beverly Hillbillies has just become so darn lifeless. I don't care how much it dunks on Hollywood culture. The show lost its identity after the first season and just became a dead end sitcom with jokes that just keep getting worse and worse. They even sacrificed poor Elly May's character development and they spend more time at that stupid aquarium than at Beverly Hills. #BringBackCousinPearl

This discoteque fad youths keep talking about... They treat it as a joke but that's going to be the start of a whole mess of things. Rumor has it they even got freaks hiding out in studios having dancing orgies with sodomites. People think I'm paranoid now but next decade is gonna be overrun with these disco freaks and no one wants to listen. Like when you see a dern mountainside has too many shacks and houses on it, you know mess is gonna come a tumblin down the slope sooner of later, but no one wants to listen because they're too comfy listening to the radio or they just enjoy bedlam. They might as well just cut the gab and support the commies while they're at it.

Blue Coal is pretty good ngl. There's just something about the way it looks and how it burns. You just can't get that kind of quality from these new electric heaters and stoves.

>implying you wouldn't choose blue coal once your shitty electric heater breaks down or the power goes out
>implying I'm a shill just because I like Blue Coal
>implying it isn't America's #1 coal distributor for the past 30 years and the #1 supplier of clean-burning fuels with unique anthracite whose colors can't be replicated by any other competitors
>implying you wouldn't date a blue coal golem monster girl
Keep coalping you fucking hippies.

 

[Table Country]

A bunch of people talking shit about Johnny Carson and how he isn't nearly as good as Jack Benny. Then the inevitable misanthrope post about how neither of them were funny and watching tv is how the commies get ya.

 

[PS1gamenwatch]

An early thread about the moon landing being fake

And a thread about this new "electronic game"

And more stuff directed at the Shah

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Definitely Andy Warhol

That one book did compare him to "Chris Chan"...

 

[PS1gamenwatch]

A Paul Robeson thread

 

[ICametoLurk]

And of course, instead of Nick Fuentes there would be a subforum on George Lincoln Rockwell.

FBI File on George Lincoln Rockwell:

George Lincoln Rockwell is an egocentric and a chronic failure who created the shabby, small-time enterprise that he named the American Nazi Party in order to abate his tormenting ambitions to achieve fame. Carrying the war-tattered banner of a vanquished enemy the world would like to forget, Rockwell leads his heterogeneous 'army' against an imaginary 'Zionist conspiracy.' Distasteful costumes, contemptible slogans, and disruptive tactics have brought national attention to Rockwell, inflating him and his group far beyond their due.

https://archive.org/details/AmericanNaziParty

 

[PS1gamenwatch]

A thread regarding the Sino-Soviet border conflict

 

[Autistsforuganda2]

There will probably be alot of conspiracy theory sperging about Walt Disneys death in 66 and how his brain was frozen or some shit like that.

Maybe also general disney sperging like today, only with fewer SJWs and alot more racism.

 

[Smug Chuckler]

The Six Day War thread would have over 6 million posts.

 

[make_it_so]

Lee Harvey Oswald would get very active if relatively short thread, followed quickly by Jack Ruby.

 

[Autistsforuganda2]

Ralph Bakshi is officially /ourguy/

 

[Turkey Twister]

And if Barry Goldwater had won against LBJ, we could have the Goldwater Derangement Syndrome.

We'd get Barry posting instead of Ron Paul

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

The entire Kennedy family, even the lobotomiced one
Marilyn Monroe

 

[sasazuka]

And a thread about deviant perverts that say Little Lotta being thick or something and requesting pics



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Imagine an early ship war. Lotta/Ritchie vs Lotta/Gerald.

Oh, thanks for posting that page. I remember getting plenty of Little Lotta stories in Richie Rich comics, especially in the digests, but I couldn't remember if Richie and Lotta ever interacted with one another.


Did they ever explain why Gerald usually dresses exactly like Richie (aside from the cap and glasses)?

 

[Fizzle]

George Lincoln Rockwell​