DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Lolidaki]

wait, what...how does even remotely make sense

red earth didn't catch on so arcade owners were "pissed" that they had to rent these machines that people would sink quarters in to level up their characters when they wanted to put in fighting games. So business owners were pissed that a game got people to spend money in their business.

A game that people would play to level up their characters but also no point in playing this game repeatedly cause it's not a fighting game as rain man here reminded us every 30 seconds.

you'll notice he'll just talk out of his ass with no filter if it's about a fighting game, his ego doesn't allow him to leave things at "never played it"

 

[capefear56]

@anonymouse just cucked Phil out of 800 dollars by donating it to charity (SGDQ).

Imagine dumping $800 into a charity just to convince yourself you're a good person, as you groom children and rape animals.

 

[SojiroSakura]

"Super Castlevania, also known as Castlevania 4"

Wtf is with his autism... it's literally just called Super Castlevania IV... you sound so much stupider when you try and overexplain things.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

"Super Castlevania, also known as Castlevania 4"

Wtf is with his autism... it's literally just called Super Castlevania IV... you sound so much stupider when you try and overexplain things.

"Super Mario 2 also known as Doki Doki Panic."

 

[Gramh]

He just can't help but try to look like some wizened elder of gaming by spouting off whatever he regards as deep lore even if it's hilariously wrong and stupid.

 

[Stephen Hawking]

This "Podcast" is now stretching from 90min on the dot to 100-110min lately.
His second stream now has Prestream now thats almost 30min sometimes.

Several breaks, menu stalling, pausing to chat about food and we are averaging under 2 hours of actual gaming.

 

[Paladin Derich]

DSP wants you to forget about the other closet, the one where he keeps all his statues worth $1000s. A couple of days ago he said he got rid of all of them "years ago", but anyone who has been following the pig roach for a while will remember the last time he openly tried selling the statues it failed because he was lazy, afraid of trolls, and wanted to overcharge on shipping them. But on his bankruptcy papers he said he didn't own them anymore which is most likely a lie. I bet they're still all in the same closet they were when he did his phone stream. Clean out this closet Phil. View attachment 3449599

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

"Super Castlevania, also known as Castlevania 4"

Wtf is with his autism... it's literally just called Super Castlevania IV... you sound so much stupider when you try and overexplain things.

Phil once again trying to stretch his “gamer cred” by giving useless/incorrect trivia.

I can’t wait for the save scumming with Gaibon and Slogra.

Also, over/under on Phil fucking up the secret stairs before the Dracula boss fight?

 

[00R-Gundam]

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Such a nice space for an actual fucking office. Imagine spouting things like "office" and having a room conveniently made for such, that you dont use. Hell i would dare say that room is better suited for streaming or working remotely.

 

[Lolidaki]

is old man Dave finally developing alzheimer's? During Red Earth he finds out that you can not switch characters mid-arcade run as it starts the run over (which is common for fighters) only to get ree-upset and attempt it again 10 mins later with another "WTF IT STARTS OVER!?" all the while not realizing the passwords are for the character's level, not "story" progression. Level 1 ginbrain

 

[Robust User]

is old man Dave finally developing alzheimer's? During Red Earth he finds out that you can not switch characters mid-arcade run as it starts the run over (which is common for fighters) only to get ree-upset and attempt it again 10 mins later with another "WTF IT STARTS OVER!?" all the while not realizing the passwords are for the character's level, not "story" progression. Level 1 ginbrain

I think he's just an idiot. A real lame-brained piece of fucking shit.

 

[Yautja]

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Should have never gave these niggas money!!

I hope this is fake but im guessing Before is the listing picture. Dude just organize the statues. You don't use the room anyway just organize the shit once to make it a nice storage area and never touch it again.

 

[Bill Elliot]

SGDQ is going on right now it's a speedrunning marathon which raises money for Doctors Without Borders and one of the donations they read was from Anonymouse for $800.

In 2016 or 17, can't remember the exact one. 26% of the money went to charity the rest went to the organizers.

 

[Iron Father]

...but Phil gets 0% of the level of trolling is just staggering to me in how much he dodges bad luck.

It’s probably more of a testament to how irrelevant he is but it’s still a headscratcher.

Probably more to do with "no poo-touching" rules, while of course simultaneously complaining nonstop that he's boring.

Everybody else just does shit to their lolcows. We sit around waiting for one of his vests to miraculously explode.

Our peak detractors just restream Phil and get autistically upset at every little thing he says on stream that we perceive as even mildly questionable, like getting an actor's name wrong or pronouncing some gook cuisine incorrectly.

 

[Croppered]

If Phil was to attend a GDQ as a performer/runner, what game would he speedrun?

 

[Paladin Derich]

Probably more to do with "no poo-touching" rules, while of course simultaneously complaining nonstop that he's boring.

Everybody else just does shit to their lolcows. We sit around waiting for one of his vests to miraculously explode.

Our peak detractors just restream Phil and get autistically upset at every little thing he says on stream that we perceive as even mildly questionable, like getting an actor's name wrong or pronouncing some gook cuisine incorrectly.

I wonder if that will change when Wings departs this world. To be clear, I'm not wishing death upon Jordie, but once he goes, his detractors will be looking for another target, and phil seems like a likely candidate. I mean, those guys can only simp for pokimane's feet for so long.

 

[Iron Father]

I wonder if that will change when Wings departs this world. To be clear, I'm not wishing death upon Jordie, but once he goes, his detractors will be looking for another target, and phil seems like a likely candidate. I mean, those guys can only simp for pokimane's feet for so long.

Well it sure as shit ain't gonna come from us. All we're good at is keeping track of Phil's money and making sure nobody feels bold enough to directly fuck with him.

Interrupt his bankruptcy call? Neck yourself retard, you didnt do it correctly.

Leak behind-da-scenes safespace info? Neck yourself retard, you're a former fan.

Take photos of him in public? Neck yourself retard, you're a stalker who strengthens Phil's claims about trolls.

Ask him to be part of a lolcow podcast? Neck yourself retard, you don't have your piglore down 100%.

Do anything entertaining in order to fuck with him? Neck yourself retard, no gay ops.

Screech like a mongoloid on your restream because Phil talked too long about something you think is irrelevant on his own stream? Come on down kang, you're one of the good ones!

 

[TurdFondler]

If Phil was to attend a GDQ as a performer/runner, what game would he speedrun?

WWE Champions $10k speedspend any%

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

If Phil was to attend a GDQ as a performer/runner, what game would he speedrun?

Chapter 7

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

If Phil was to attend a GDQ as a performer/runner, what game would he speedrun?

The only thing DSP can speedrun is sponsorships