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David Bixenspan is a freelance writer and podcaster who primarily writes about pro-wrestling but has also covered other topics such as politics. Bixenspan is from Long Beach, New York. He is Jewish.
Bixenspan is a man with one mission, try to take down as many wrestlers and wrestling personalities as possible. Bixenspan dreams of one day being the hero who takes down the biggest wrestling company in the world right from his computer screen. Thus, most of Bixenspan’s articles consist of covering any possible controversy of the WWE or the people it employs.
Example (Archive)
One of his Non-Wrestling Articles (Archive)
Of course, the wrestling business has had its fair share of controversies that are worth pointing out. However, Bixenspan mixes in these actual controversies with some awful attempts at smearing wrestlers and the companies they work for.
Nobody is safe from Bixenspan. Unless you’re his friend but we’ll get to that later. On Twitter, Bix loves to kick the hornet’s nest. He tries to find any controversy big or small, true or false, to tweet about in the hopes it goes viral, and someone pays the price. He is terminally online and always hungry for controversy. This has led to some hilarious smear attempts.
Bixenspan’s Lame Smear Attempts
In late 2017, after WWE wrestler AJ Styles took to twitter to give some words of encouragement to a kid that was being bullied in school, David Bixenspan quote tweeted Styles accusing him of saying the word faggot a lot.
Bix implies WWE is racist for giving black wrestlers stereotypical names, despite the wrestlers typically picking names themselves.
In 2018, wrestling journalist Dave Meltzer received some criticism for comments about female wrestler Peyton Royce. For context, Meltzer made a comment about how female wrestler Peyton Royce gained some weight when she was promoted to the main roster. This was a poorly worded attempt at him saying she got a boob job. Regardless, the wrestling world freaked out over this "body shaming" comment. Many wrestling figures came to the defense of Royce including WWE producer and former wrestler Fit Finlay. Note the insult Finlay used towards the Jewish Dave Meltzer.
Bix took issue with Finlay’s comments and claimed he was being Anti-Semitic towards Meltzer.
Bix's Reply (Archive)
Keeping a Record (Archive)
It's Not a Reach Guys (Archive)
Bix’s reasoning was that “parasite” is “not a common insult” and Finlay has spent some of his wrestling career in Germany. He also has a screenshot this heinous exchange of Finlay interacting with someone who made a Jewish joke as proof he was being Anti-Semitic.
During the summer of 2020, WWE debuted a masked group called Retribution. They were being set up as a heel faction that would randomly disrupt matches and the show.
It was a basic heel setup; however, given the fact that this was happening during the summer of BLM, Bixenspan thought that this was WWE’s way of slandering the protests. People would try to tell Bix he’s reading into it too deeply but, he’s not convinced.
WWE is Smearing the BLM Protests Despite Virtue Signaling. (Archive)
Retribution is what Vince McMahon thinks ANTIFA is. (Archive)
The Leader of the Stable used to be a Cop? More Proof of my Theory. (Archive)
Why are you Defending WWE from my Outrageous Claims? (Archive)
Bix thinks WWE is making some wrestlers do a Nazi gimmick because they changed their names and the colors of their ring gear.WWE is doing Nazi gimmick (Archive)
In a now deleted tweet (no archive found), David Bixenspan got mad at the account for WrestlingINC.com for commenting "LMAO" when AEW wrestler Max Caster made a reference to Amber Heard in one of rapping promos. This was shortly after the verdict was delivered on the case between her and Johnny Depp.
In a reply chain with a twitter user, he revealed his anger at this was due to the fear that comments like this will roll back the progress made by #MeToo. Lots of professional "fuck you's" thrown in here by a very professional journalist.
Tried to convince the female workers of WWE to leave and speak out about any time they felt uncomfortable working there. A true savior for all women.
Being a Hypocrite
David Bixenspan presents himself as someone who calls out every wrongdoing in wrestling. However, he’s accused of having biases. It’s known that Bixenspan has many “friends” and people he wants to be friends within the wrestling business. Because of this, Bix will stay quiet on some issues. The subreddit r/squardcircle has even called him out for his biased reporting. You can also find Bix replying to his critics in the reddit thread under the username u/davidbixagain.
The post goes over how Bixenspan loves to wage war on wrestlers who've been accused of sexual assault, but will ignore the accusations if the wrestlers work for promotions he likes. In particular, the post mentions GCW and how Bix hasn't mentioned the accusations against at least a couple of wrestlers there. Here is a tweet that makes the same criticism, featuring a reply from Bix.
I know this kind of stuff is hard to prove, but here's an example of criticism receives. Bix will take the time constantly remind people when WWE uses a wrestler that has been vaguely accused of sexual harassment.
For context, Bix is referencing WWE wrestlers Riddle, Theory, and Brock Lesnar. Even though Theory was proven innocent, Riddle has said his accuser was a crazy stalker, and none of the wrestlers were charged with anything, Bix still likes to bring this stuff up to stir the pot. People have criticized Bix for not bringing this up with other wrestler he likes.
Taking Covid Money
It’s obvious Bix doesn’t make a lot of money trying to sell articles about wrestling. It’s all he knows as he has never held a real job before (claim made by Brian Last in next section). Proof that he doesn’t make a lot of money lies in the fact that it was discovered last year that Bix took out a $7,000+ loan. This loan he took out was intended for small businesses impacted by the Covid-19 pandemic.
While technically, Bix does run a “small business” and could make the claim his work was impacted, big pro-wrestling companies like WWE or AEW were still going through the pandemic. It is quite the stretch to say Bix’s work was impacted as a result. Below is a site where you can see info on the loan Bix took in 2021.
Brian Last’s Rant on Bixenspan
If you want an audio version telling you about what makes Bixenspan a Lolcow, Brian Last once went on a 25 minute+ rant about David Bixenspan on the Jim Cornette podcast. Last is a wrestling podcaster who worked with Bixenspan in the past on various podcasts and grew up in the same town as him. Here is the timestamped YouTube link of Last telling the story of his partnership with Davd Bixenspan, along with an MP3 of the 27+ minute section where Last and Jim Cornette talk about Bixenspan.
For those that don't want to listen, here's a summary of some of the important information shared by Brian Last.
Also in the podcast, Last tells a story about how he stopped by Bix's house one day with his girlfriend. Bix was talking to Last in the drivers seat through the passenger window where Last's girlfriend was seated. While talking to Last, Bixenspan started to drool all over Last's girlfriend without noticing or apologizing. Bix tried to deny this when it was brought up in a reddit comment on the previously shared post criticizing his journalism.
Political Sperging
Supports Abortion all the way up until the Baby Exits the Vagina. (Archive)
America’s Immigration Laws are Racist. (Archive)
Critical Race Theory is just Teaching about Racism. (Archive)
Whatever this is Supposed to Mean (Archive)
Bix is Upset Bette Midler came out as a TERF (Archive)
Other Content
Bixenspan Denies the Rumor that he Shit his Pants at a Wrestling Event (Archive)
Pro-Wrestling Journalist Dave Meltzer puts David Bixenspan in his Place (Archive)
/asp/ reacts to Bix
CM Punk has his doubts about Bixenspan
Conclusion
David Bixenspan is a controversial figure among wrestling fans. He doesn't investigate stories, he manufactures them. He tries to get a rise out people and get people in the wrestling business to lose their jobs if they do something he doesn't like. As far as anyone knows, he does not have the credentials to be considered and actual journalist, yet he managed to grift his way into selling articles for various sites who don't care about pro-wrestling. Even then, he doesn't seem to get a lot of money anyways, hence why he has to scheme his way into stealing covid relief money from people who do actual work. Bix is nothing more than a nerd in front of a computer screen, tweeting about wrestling because that's all he can do. Hopefully, he realizes the error of his tactics, but that will only happen when people stop thinking he's a credible journalist.
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Links and Archives
Twitter (Archive) - Active just about everyday. Lots of retweets.
Reddit (Archive) - Occasionally posts in r/squaredcircle the biggest pro-wrestling subreddit
Babyface v Heel (Archive) – Bixenspan’s current website with his blog and podcast
Between the Sheets (Archive) – Podcast with Bix and Kris Zellner
Old Website (Archive) - Inactive
Linkedin (Archive) - Profile
Deadspin Page (Archive) - Articles
Forbes Page (Archive) - Articles
VICE Page (Archive) - Articles
Mel Magazine Page (Archive) - Articles
The Daily Beast Page (Archive) - Articles
Fightful Page (Archive) - Articles
LiveJournal (Archive) - Inactive
Goodreads Profile (Archive) - Inactive
Thread Bookmarks
Brief information on David Bixenspan
Bix walking the streets of NYC
Call-in audio from young Bix in 2001
Bix's age of consent take
Old forum posts from Bix
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