DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
DSP saying he is in the dms with another channel asking for permission to react to videos, they said yes and that will be the channel he leeches off for the "react event." At the same time a guy named KingFrostmare appears in chat. Hmmmmmmmm

Lol. I don't have time to look it up. Not that it's even really that interesting. But Phil being Phil, during the quarry, couldn't help himself but shit all over how the main character who indulges in podcasts about the supernatural, proposed someone make a documentary on what the fuck was occurring.

"Who the fuck would watch that?"

You Phil, apparently. You think it's so interesting you've frequently mentioned how you'd like to react to them. That's the beauty of Phil's dumb fuck smugness, not that it's really a shock to anyone. It's just always makes me laugh when he roasts a fucking video game or character about something he's actually interested in or guilty of doing.


To the dude whose worried about Phil's dentheads offing themselves. Phil ain't Jim Jones, that cult shit funny but realistically you the only one sipping kool-aid if you think any of these idiots would off themselves or self harm cause Phil told em too. He can barely control the 4 or 5 dudes who keep him afloat, they are his biggest detractors. Not to mention he pretty much tells them to kill themselves every other day anyways. Not as harsh words but anytime one of those retards suggests or asks a questions Phil don't like he goes really heavy on the personal attacks and put downs. Chat doubles down. If none of those dentheads have offed themselves from that treatment coupled with the way they get treated here, they ain't gonna just cause Phil made a joke in poor taste lol. The fuck. These retards have had their family and friends doxed, have entire threads dedicated to em, they get shit on in chat, they get shit on by Phil, some of em are on the verge of homeless, others divorced and in debt, some even trading car payments for pig notice. You underestimate the fortitude of some of these faggots. Also alot of em just there still donating cause they like to manipulate the concern and emotions of people like you.
 

Jesus those fucking “HAW HAAAAW!” laughs he does are so painfully fake. He goes from a blank expression, to a “laughing hysterically” expression literally instantaneously, and as soon as the last “HAAAW!” is said, his face (again, INSTANTANEOUSLY) returns to a blank expression. It’s so chilling. Like watching an android go through its programming.
 

While Phil is obviously a gross and boring streamer, one of the worst things he does is the constant narration of every single text box. Not that it's really narration, just him saying what is on the screen because that is 'content' to Phil the same way his reacts are just him repeating whatever someone does. What a way to ruin a play-through of a narrative heavy game than to just have him drone on, a true testement of the dents who thinks what he puts out is good.

Jesus those fucking “HAW HAAAAW!” laughs he does are so painfully fake. He goes from a blank expression, to a “laughing hysterically” expression literally instantaneously, and as soon as the last “HAAAW!” is said, his face (again, INSTANTANEOUSLY) returns to a blank expression. It’s so chilling. Like watching an android go through its programming.

His laughs remind me of the mentally-unstable Joaquin Phoenix joker who doesn't know what is or isn't funny but thinks he has to because he's just larping at being a normal human

 
He hates it becuase people liked it more than 6 and he loves 6 because the version he played was piss easy.
I think the cross dressing section in 7 is also a big part of why he hates it. IIRC, he didn't want to play the remake and while he pretended it was for a bunch of other reasons, that was the big one he seemed to harp on about. Not to say it's the only reason, I definitely think his love for 6 is part of it as well. I'd also say it's Phil being a contrarian since even today 7 is still considered the best FF game by a lot of people.
 
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