Skitzocow Kindness / Alyssa Jo Frauens / @KindKinkster / AJ Frauens / Stella Lawrence / Zion Stellar and Paul Mendoza / Bonnie Nelson / @BonnieMakes - LF BPD munchie furry dogsitter to pee in bathtub and eat all my food, inquire inside, hourly rates

[Trout P]

Is dis bitch walking?

 

[break these cuffs]

Lookit that Gollum posture. To think that Bonnie sexually touched that gross goblin. What a desperate man.

Gordo didn't just have sex with Alyssa. He burned down his life for her. She is his Helen of Troy. The face that launched a thousand gunts.

 

[CalderaScar]

"Just chilling out with my shirt pulled up showing my droopy titties while I smoke off screen."

Spoiler: Autism

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I'm not archiving the video, it's too fucking weird and gross. But here's a link for anyone who hates their eyes.

What a brave asexual man.

 

[MissAnthropist]

Locked again. See you folks again in two days, give or take a couple hours.

 

[MetalParakeet]

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Locked again. See you folks again in two days, give or take a couple hours.

Tool a day. She's back and remembered she's larping as an animal rescue.

Today, in "poor people who hoard animals..."

 

[Ghjkl63]

"Running a small animal shelter"
So you're adopting these animals out, Kindness?

 

[break these cuffs]

"Running a small animal shelter"
So you're adopting these animals out, Kindness?

And, she's a 501(c)(3)!

 

[MissAnthropist]

She's really leaned hard into the whole munchie identity lately. Is she gunning for a farms reclassification? Sorry Alyssa, you'll always be a skitzocow tranny first and foremost.

Spoiler: There's titty flaps and scraggly bush in this one

So do we think she's addicted to opioids, or what? Could explain the nausea, shakes and exaggerated pain.

ETA: Eviction arc upcoming?

 

[break these cuffs]

She's really leaned hard into the whole munchie identity lately. Is she gunning for a farms reclassification? Sorry Alyssa, you'll always be a skitzocow tranny first and foremost.

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Spoiler: There's titty flaps and scraggly bush in this one

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So do we think she's addicted to opioids, or what? Could explain the nausea, shakes and exaggerated pain.

ETA: Eviction arc upcoming?
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I honestly think she's just signing a new lease and dramafagging. She'd have been kicked out by now if that was going to happen. I dunno, maybe there's a new landlord or something.

 

[scumbus]

Tool a day. She's back and remembered she's larping as an animal rescue.

Today, in "poor people who hoard animals..."

It's baffling to me that she's still trying to go for this look given how much she's constantly bitching and moaning about how chronically ill she is. It doesn't make her seem like a very trustworthy animal caretaker, considering how she claims to barely be able to make it down a flight of stairs or unable to open a bottle of medicine! Even if I were foolish enough to believe her munchie sperging, I would seriously worry for the well-being of the animals. She can barely manage to take care of herself, how am I supposed to believe that she can provide good care to others?

 

[MissAnthropist]

It's baffling to me that she's still trying to go for this look given how much she's constantly bitching and moaning about how chronically ill she is. It doesn't make her seem like a very trustworthy animal caretaker, considering how she claims to barely be able to make it down a flight of stairs or unable to open a bottle of medicine! Even if I were foolish enough to believe her munchie sperging, I would seriously worry for the well-being of the animals. She can barely manage to take care of herself, how am I supposed to believe that she can provide good care to others?

She just wants a fuckton of rodents and doesn't want to have to pay for their care or upkeep, it's so obvious. She's just an animal hoarder with a Tumblr vocabulary, it's gross.

 

[MetalParakeet]

She just wants a fuckton of rodents and doesn't want to have to pay for their care or upkeep, it's so obvious. She's just an animal hoarder with a Tumblr vocabulary, it's gross.

Remember she also has a dog, a cat and a tarantula

 

[retard strength]

Imagine:
Fat Paul asleep at 2pm, after reuniting with Alyssa by promising to pay more attention to her "health needs" this time. She wakes him up because she doesn't want to go downstairs for food. Ignores her, goes back to sleep. She makes as much exaggerated noise getting up as possible but it doesn't work. She sighs and just screams "in pain", probably knocking a bunch of his shit over in the process.

They deserve each other, really.

 

[MetalParakeet]

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Imagine:
Fat Paul asleep at 2pm, after reuniting with Alyssa by promising to pay more attention to her "health needs" this time. She wakes him up because she doesn't want to go downstairs for food. Ignores her, goes back to sleep. She makes as much exaggerated noise getting up as possible but it doesn't work. She sighs and just screams "in pain", probably knocking a bunch of his shit over in the process.

They deserve each other, really.

Knew a girl like this. Since we are not all stupid as fuck, it took a day on a 3 day excursion with her for everyone to realize and promptly ignore her. It was amazing how even though she could fall to the ground screaming in pain, she could jump up and run after us fast when we atepped over her and walked away

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

>piss in your employer's bathtub on main
>be unemployable
>blame others

Whenever I’m feeling down, I just remember I’m not Alyssa.

Her new pinned tweet is possibly the grossest thing I've ever seen her post.

Spoiler: Super Islamic Still image -because I can't bring myself to archive the full video

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How someone who is in so much pain they can't walk upstairs can squat in a tub and ride a (discolored??? Oh God) horse cock dildo is beyond me.

She claims to not remember this experience because her "ass is so plural."

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Archive

Which begs the question - did one of her alters rape her, and self rape arc when?

Also, hey Alyssa - this, this right here is why you can't get interviews. You posted this shit.

Jfc, I thought she was shitting on the floor for a minute.

Yesterday: bouncing up and down on a forearm-sized dildo.

Today:
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This bitch

I've been thinking about how she could cheerfully attend BLFC and clean the whole Tranch house, then was asked to leave and suffered a million seizures. The seizures stopped when she roped Pablo into being a sugar daddy, and she excitedly started playing house: nesting, making ambitious plans, fucking him constantly, cooking up their food bank loot, etc. And now that Pablo is on his way out, she's pretending to be less capable than the average geriatric stroke victim (when it suits her).

Can any munchie-watchers guess whether she's going to bounce back again, or if this is her final form? She's so much funnier and more interesting when she's having a good time.

I knew a girl like this. Whenever people ignored her, she’d pretend she had pneumonia, or kidney failure, or something. Then suddenly she was fine whenever someone invited her somewhere. Is this a common munchie thing?

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Christ, not even cgi can fix that man chin.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

She's really leaned hard into the whole munchie identity lately. Is she gunning for a farms reclassification? Sorry Alyssa, you'll always be a skitzocow tranny first and foremost.

Dear Alyssa you'll never be a proper munchie cow until you pick skin and flesh off your legs, rub cat shit into the wounds, infect them to the point of rotting, and finally get a double above-knee amputation.

 

[MissAnthropist]

Dear Alyssa you'll never be a proper munchie cow until you pick skin and flesh off your legs, rub cat shit into the wounds, infect them to the point of rotting, and finally get a double above-knee amputation.

Hey! Respect her munchie artistic process. She couldn't copy Kelly Ronahan - she has opted instead to pick at the t-gel induced cystic acne on her chest and let little shit covered rat claws scramble over the scabs. And don't forget her LARP as a wheelchair user.

As an aside - anyone else catch a little bit ago how she said she only has a transfer wheelchair? As in not a real wheelchair for actual distance traveling? If she's truly unemployed and disabled, she'd receive in Colorado at least basic medical care - INCLUDING a real wheelchair if she was deemed to actually need it. Even Rioley got ahold of a real wheelchair, Alyssa! You should do some more dildo squats in your bath tub to raise money for a wheelchair.

 

[Eggman's Ghost]

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Man she's really upping the ante on the sick larp now. I know there's like a 90% chance of her fabricating all these symptoms for sympathy and attention but there's one little bit of me that wonders if it's real and she just ruined her body with all the unnecessary T injections.
According to her, she's been getting progressively sicker over the past year and has gone from being mildly functional (dog walking era) to completely immobile in a matter of months.
If any of these symptoms ARE real I'm amazed she hasn't gone to the doctor for losing the ability to walk. Like, that's pretty serious, but she seems to just languish in bed all day rather than looking for answers. I wonder if she's afraid the doctor would make her stop T?

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Man she's really upping the ante on the sick larp now. I know there's like a 90% chance of her fabricating all these symptoms for sympathy and attention but there's one little bit of me that wonders if it's real and she just ruined her body with all the unnecessary T injections.
According to her, she's been getting progressively sicker over the past year and has gone from being mildly functional (dog walking era) to completely immobile in a matter of months.
If any of these symptoms ARE real I'm amazed she hasn't gone to the doctor for losing the ability to walk. Like, that's pretty serious, but she seems to just languish in bed all day rather than looking for answers. I wonder if she's afraid the doctor would make her stop T?

I've wondered how much her health is affected by her weed/dab consumption, which seems continual. Given all the various meds she's on -- including testosterone -- throwing a bunch of THC and smoke into the mix probably isn't doing her body any favors. Not to mention what effect it has on her already unstable psyche.

And god only knows what other shit she's taking. We know she likes and consumes shrooms too.

Not that I think her shit was wrapped too tight to begin with, but it's obvious that she's mentally deteriorated incredibly over the last couple years and some of that is down to recreational drugs.

It's almost a cliche, isn't it? This person who's so whacked out on DIY pharmacology that they can't leave the bath tub, babbles nonsense incessantly, and compulsively posts it all to the internet. If you've ever met anyone who took way too many acid trips and never came back, she's of a type. (See also, Kevryn Gibes.)

 

[MetalParakeet]

Whenever I’m feeling down, I just remember I’m not Alyssa.




I knew a girl like this. Whenever people ignored her, she’d pretend she had pneumonia, or kidney failure, or something. Then suddenly she was fine whenever someone invited her somewhere. Is this a common munchie thing

It's a bpd thing/munchie thing. My roommate was like this. As long as people were doing what she wanted, she was fine.

She gave up driving because her "fibro" made holding the steering wheel too hard. Yet she'd roll joints and cut up weed to sell for HOURS.

she told me I couldn't use dryer sheets because of her scent sensitivity, then progressed into telling me I couldn't use scented laundry detergent. However she had intense burning 24/7.

If you wanted go drink or party, she was ready to go. But if you wanted to clean the house up before people arrived for the party? Oooh so sick gotta go lay down, do it for me thanks xoxo

Her own doctor told her to fuck off and not come back, so she tried to sue him. But couldn't because lol poor.