DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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so he played Zelda 1 except he didn't but he also did, doesn't know at full health the sword shoots a projectile since Zelda 1 and he save stated before going into a town. Not sure if he watched a guide or is faking his excitement, his acting is so bad.

Sparkletor 2.0 said:
I'm younger than Phil by a little and even I remember every kid or at least every kid's friend had a copy of Zelda. That classic golden NES cart.

If you didn't own it, you had a friend that did. "Just don't delete my save" Zelda had three save files, they made it to be shared around.

But Phil didn't have friends.

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just so you know it wasn't real gold.
Apparently, Phil had to tell people it wasn't real gold cause I guess he must have thought it was and needed to share this?!
 
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King of Hateful Slurs said:
King of retro making save states on literally every screen
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God knows what sort of save scumming hell this will become once Iron Knuckles become normal; or those red axe throwing things that you can't block. Or the final type of Iron Knuckle, whose sword throws beams. I actually have doubts of Phil getting through this and expecting a wage quit. But seriously hoping to put himself in an unwinnable situation and fuck himself over.

Edit: I'm gonna lose my hair watching Phil try to strike at maximum range, especially with the sword beam. You have to actually hit shit with the physical sword Phil, I know it's scary, but you're gonna have to learn how to combat.
 
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Kheapathic said:
How is Phil doing worse than 9 year old me? I didn't play this when it first came out, but even at my young retarded age I wasn't this bad. He's already up to 6 or so Game Over screens, and isn't even past the first real cave. What the fuck are we watching.
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9 year old you didn't have decades worth of deterioration brought upon by doing his best to fuse into his couch, and subsisting on gin and fastfood.
 
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Kheapathic said:
How is Phil doing worse than 9 year old me? I didn't play this when it first came out, but even at my young retarded age I wasn't this bad. He's already up to 6 or so Game Over screens, and isn't even past the first real cave. What the fuck are we watching.
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I've never understood how he's so bad at every single game. There's not one game that he's actually good at, he's not even mediocre. Really is a great case study for something.
 
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Kheapathic said:
How is Phil doing worse than 9 year old me? I didn't play this when it first came out, but even at my young retarded age I wasn't this bad. He's already up to 6 or so Game Over screens, and isn't even past the first real cave. What the fuck are we watching.
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Years of severe retardation and clueless gaming, heavily relies on guides and easily get lost and multiple game overs back to back. We're just watching a large portion of him being retarded and being a loser he is today. It's repetitive, but fun to watch and insult at. His shitty game skill is irredeemable, especially his bloated ego and e-begging. He's at this point is just shaming himself to death.
 
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Robust User said:
I don't remember when it happened exactly, but I think it was shortly after they broke up. He was screensharing his desktop for one of his boring retrospective streams, and one of the thumbnails was a picture of boobs. I forget what the file was called, but everyone pretty much accepted they were hers.
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Damn. Phil basically leaked her nudes and Panda STILL won't talk shit about him.
JimiHendrix said:
mate, when the fuck do you think he leaked nudes from his near 6 year old ex-girlfriend?

was prolly six years ago, yeh?
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Knowing Phil, I was optimistically hoping it was recent. Don't act like he doesn't keep a stash of old Panda-Stuff hidden away from his horse.
 
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RaidenAUndertale said:
I'd like a bit more info on this. People are reacting with late to this so I'm guessing this is old news? When did it happen and is it on youtube?
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There's the image. It was from a fairly old video where he was upgrading his windows or YouTube channel I can't remember.
 
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