"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

[ddlloo]

Today I went over to Jim's house and gave him a grift.
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Two women, one I think was Jim's wife was both working on a lawnmower in their garage. I talked to them and ask if they knew Jim, they were definitely familiar with him. The two were very friendly and nice people.
They were also understandbly nervous now that people on the internet have an idea of where they live now. So please be respectful.
They showed me the bag of potatoes on the porch and politely ask not to film or take photos of them and their house.
I was also anxious and excited to the point where I forgot to ask if I could meet Jim.
Walking on Jim's driveway felt like being Neil Armstrong on the moon, It felt like our generation's moon landing.
Was there for less then two minutes but I gave them a card and a can of 1919 Root Beer.


And it seem to have reached Jim.
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I am very honored, Thank you and have a good 4th of July.

Get help.

 

[Lord Cuntworthy]

Today I went over to Jim's house and gave him a grift.
View attachment 3452880
Two women, one I think was Jim's wife was both working on a lawnmower in their garage. I talked to them and ask if they knew Jim, they were definitely familiar with him. The two were very friendly and nice people.
They were also understandbly nervous now that people on the internet have an idea of where they live now. So please be respectful.
They showed me the bag of potatoes on the porch and politely ask not to film or take photos of them and their house.
I was also anxious and excited to the point where I forgot to ask if I could meet Jim.
Walking on Jim's driveway felt like being Neil Armstrong on the moon, It felt like our generation's moon landing.
Was there for less then two minutes but I gave them a card and a can of 1919 Root Beer.


And it seem to have reached Jim.
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I am very honored, Thank you and have a good 4th of July.

Did you actually do this, or are you just shitposting? I can't believe anyone would be autistic enough to try this

 

[Bridget]

Today I went over to Jim's house and gave him a grift.
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Two women, one I think was Jim's wife was both working on a lawnmower in their garage. I talked to them and ask if they knew Jim, they were definitely familiar with him. The two were very friendly and nice people.
They were also understandbly nervous now that people on the internet have an idea of where they live now. So please be respectful.
They showed me the bag of potatoes on the porch and politely ask not to film or take photos of them and their house.
I was also anxious and excited to the point where I forgot to ask if I could meet Jim.
Walking on Jim's driveway felt like being Neil Armstrong on the moon, It felt like our generation's moon landing.
Was there for less then two minutes but I gave them a card and a can of 1919 Root Beer.


And it seem to have reached Jim.
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I am very honored, Thank you and have a good 4th of July.

Jim's probably a chill dude but that comparison is very pathetic and you are a deviant homosexual.

 

[byuu]

AF might not be able to do shit against Jim but soon one of his deranged fans will re-enact Misery with him.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Jim's probably a lying piece of shit that deserves a horrible death, that comparison is very apt and you are a deviant homosexual.

FTFY

 

[MelloYello]

Inb4 Jim has to move because his surrogate children won't stop dropping off palates of mug root beer

At this rate, kids are going to be hurling potatoes at his house for Halloween.

 

[Disheveled Human]

I can't wait for the obsessive fan who has a shrine of Jim at their home shows up so they can flay him and wear his skin.

 

[Least Concern]

So I guess we're in the "weirdoes venture to Jim's house and dump shit on his porch" arc.

Probably would have been for the best if Jim didn't acknowledge the potatoes.

 

[Extreme Crusader]

Today I went over to Jim's house and gave him a grift.
View attachment 3452880
Two women, one I think was Jim's wife was both working on a lawnmower in their garage. I talked to them and ask if they knew Jim, they were definitely familiar with him. The two were very friendly and nice people.
They were also understandbly nervous now that people on the internet have an idea of where they live now. So please be respectful.
They showed me the bag of potatoes on the porch and politely ask not to film or take photos of them and their house.
I was also anxious and excited to the point where I forgot to ask if I could meet Jim.
Walking on Jim's driveway felt like being Neil Armstrong on the moon, It felt like our generation's moon landing.
Was there for less then two minutes but I gave them a card and a can of 1919 Root Beer.


And it seem to have reached Jim.
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I am very honored, Thank you and have a good 4th of July.

There's not enough puzzle pieces in the world to give this post. You belong in a pit in Ukraine with the rest of your reddit=fag-kind.

 

[WonderWino]

So with people getting swatted while doing livestreams I wonder how long it'll be before one of these people gets swatted while playing some fps game loudly during a livestream. I can legitimately see some idiot hearing a shot fired in-game cause he has it up too loud, popping off and causing them to go in shooting first and asking questions later. Just the kind of series of things that can lead to a bad situation for everybody involved. Can you imagine the shitshow that would result in? I would not want to be the idiot who called in the fake report

Frankly i'm surprised it hasn't happened already. swat teams aren't known for their restraint when they hear something that sounds like a gunshot, especially in situations like that

I kind of imagine jims swatting incident going like this....at least if they tried to fuck with his cigarette stash

 

[Getting tard comed]

So with people getting swatted while doing livestreams I wonder how long it'll be before one of these people gets swatted while playing some fps game loudly during a livestream. I can legitimately see some idiot hearing a shot fired in-game cause he has it up too loud, popping off and causing them to go in shooting first and asking questions later. Just the kind of series of things that can lead to a bad situation for everybody involved. Can you imagine the shitshow that would result in? I would not want to be the idiot who called in the fake report

Frankly i'm surprised it hasn't happened already. swat teams aren't known for their restraint when they hear something that sounds like a gunshot, especially in situations like that

This has already happened. I'm aware of two people who got killed via swatting cuz they were playing an FPS. It's why it's considered attempted murder on the internet now when before those happened it was a joke in bad taste.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

Two women, one I think was Jim's wife was both working on a lawnmower in their garage.

If Daddy Jim doesn't have a Forbidden City tier harem of Asiatic Waifus, I am gonna be completely MATI, will stop being a sweetie, and pledge my allegiance to the Ralphamale, his horsebride, and RV concubine.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

If you want to give Jim gifts, make them giftcards and greeting cards. Like you're giving a gift to relatives living far away. He's just going to throw away any food you give if they aren't being delivered by a legitimate food delivery service. I would do the same. Too many lunatics on the internet who want him dead.

Get him a pack of Camels or something.

 

[Nick Obre]

Jesus Duck, we went from The Battle of Jim's Driveway to The Pilgrimage to Jimecca

 

[YumeNoHero]

Has Battle of Jim's Driveway commenced yet?

 

[Hal]

Today I went over to Jim's house and gave him a grift.
View attachment 3452880
Two women, one I think was Jim's wife was both working on a lawnmower in their garage. I talked to them and ask if they knew Jim, they were definitely familiar with him. The two were very friendly and nice people.
They were also understandbly nervous now that people on the internet have an idea of where they live now. So please be respectful.
They showed me the bag of potatoes on the porch and politely ask not to film or take photos of them and their house.
I was also anxious and excited to the point where I forgot to ask if I could meet Jim.
Walking on Jim's driveway felt like being Neil Armstrong on the moon, It felt like our generation's moon landing.
Was there for less then two minutes but I gave them a card and a can of 1919 Root Beer.


And it seem to have reached Jim.
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I am very honored, Thank you and have a good 4th of July.

This is one of the most embarrassing posts I’ve ever seen on the internet

 

[Crystal Golem]

Oh god this is going to get bad isn't it? There's 1000 different spergs booking plane tickets to daddy Jim's house as we speak aren't there?


Hah holy shit!

 

[Spergichu]

As autistic as it is, Jim's fans visiting his home in good faith to leave him gifts and try to meet their favorite surrogate Internet father is still miles above Ralph, who can't even go on vacation without getting his shit kicked in.

 

[Disheveled Human]

As autistic as it is, Jim's fans visiting his home in good faith to leave him gifts and try to meet their favorite surrogate Internet father is still miles above Ralph, who can't even go on vacation without getting his shit kicked in.

Didn't some diaper fur threaten to blow his head off with a shotgun?

 

[PeggieBigCock]

Today I went over to Jim's house and gave him a grift.
View attachment 3452880
Two women, one I think was Jim's wife was both working on a lawnmower in their garage. I talked to them and ask if they knew Jim, they were definitely familiar with him. The two were very friendly and nice people.
They were also understandbly nervous now that people on the internet have an idea of where they live now. So please be respectful.
They showed me the bag of potatoes on the porch and politely ask not to film or take photos of them and their house.
I was also anxious and excited to the point where I forgot to ask if I could meet Jim.
Walking on Jim's driveway felt like being Neil Armstrong on the moon, It felt like our generation's moon landing.
Was there for less then two minutes but I gave them a card and a can of 1919 Root Beer.


And it seem to have reached Jim.
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I am very honored, Thank you and have a good 4th of July.

Bruh, not cool, don’t go back.
If you stalk, harass or shoot my Internet dad, I’ll rape your corpse. Leave him alone.