Should Every Day be America Day?

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Think about it, all of the worlds popular media comes from America. America invented every major invention that other countries use. Every country has a McDonalds, which is an American restaurant. Without America most other countries would lack things like food and electricity because we invented both of those things. Shouldn't 4th of July be celebrated every day and everywhere? It seems like the least that Europe could do given how much they worship our culture
 
Sorry, according to the MSM every day has to be a part of Pride Month now and if you don't like it you're a bigot. UwU
Which is hardly fair, the other six deadly sins need their own months too. I propose the following:

January: Covetousness (see December)
February: Lust, because Vamlumtines
August: Sloth, because it's hot and you're moving slowly
September: Wrath, because you didn't get shit done in August
November: Gluttony, because of Thanksgiving
December: Greed, because of the commercialization of Christmas
 
Every day already is America day. The United States has a stranglehold via economic imperialism with the Internet. Other countries hate USA because not only do their citizens want the fineries of Americans, but they also want American websites. American movies, american space agencies, american armies, and american tourists. Denying it is a massive cope.

They're called developing countries because they have not yet developed into the standard of civilization that is the USA. China exists to make our American trinkets, India exists to provide support to said American trinkets, and Russia exists to provide fuel for American trinkets. Work harder so I can adopt a sedentary lifestyle and use disposable electronic devices. Learn English because that's what Americans speak. Follow American celebrities in magazines, TMZ, Twitter, etc.

Which is hardly fair, the other six deadly sins need their own months too. I propose the following:

January: Covetousness (see December)
February: Lust, because Vamlumtines
August: Sloth, because it's hot and you're moving slowly
September: Wrath, because you didn't get shit done in August
November: Gluttony, because of Thanksgiving
December: Greed, because of the commercialization of Christmas
June should be Wrath because the gays are assmad about not getting enough attention from children
 
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Depends, I've learned over time and travel that what it means to be an American really depends on what your current corporate overlords want from you.

If you really wanna make every day America day then be a good pleb and fall in line, get the vaccines, eat the bugs, and let your kids be indoctrinated by homos and trannies.

MURICA!
 
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