DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Wasabi Panda]

Exactly! I’m trying to say do it how the bank leak guy did it. Here it is, and then leave.

I just don’t want others posting ideas constantly like some mastermind tard brain.

Idk why we are going through this again. Why is it so hard to just point and laugh like the purpose of this place is?
Besides Dsp is a person that will fall by his own hand, no need to get any of yall dirty just for a minute of fame.

lemme know when the thread un-shits itself. Cheers and have a good day.

whenever this comes up it always boils down to someone wanting internet asspats from randos cause they fucked with a pathetic lonely hermit, which is Shawn Micheals singing about rain on your wedding day as phil too wants ass pats from randos on the internet for as much as waking up in the morning.

Its funny last sperg outbreak I posted how this is a cycle with detractors and "why is phil protected" was the next step.

Why plan gay ops here?

Spoiler: SPOILER!

Phil reads the farms, so he knows when people talk about planning gay ops

that's like giving him $50 for him to say Tyrone levels of dent. What does get me, he lives in a gated community, he'd so paranoid that he misses door dash calls cause he was "napping"...he probably didn't know who the number was. Trolling him by sending him shit is just going to "troll" the poor delivery person. This isn't new information. Shit he JUST, like literally last stream reaffirmed how paranoid he is claiming if he doesn't know who sent him what he'll just toss it and pay it no mind.

Literally just went over this himself.

Also not new say you do "Troll him" one of 2 things will happen. He'll ignore it like it never happened, the Khet picture. Or use it for months to milk dents out of money as a massive victim card, the bank leaks.

NOW fucking with him in game and/or being better than him

- Gojitanks
- Deadshot IJ1
- KofXV which I'd say is a safe gacha pull that's what was the catalyst of phil going into easy mode save state retro handholding.
- "are you the guy"
- Jose, he like disappeared like a fart in the wind and yet still phil will ramble about him

hell if anyone touches him in a fighting game on today's stream you get at least 5 min coping segment of gold dust, troll him irl at best you get "pity me, I'm a victim, you yes you! now help me by showering me with tips" for a month.

Which I have a feeling the fat ket photo might become a victim card if we don't see a vest in another month.

 

[Pizza Parker's Pizza Time]

Do you guys ever wonder how it would be like if DSP had a kid? Give me your most autistic fanfics of it.

Edit: almost forgot the most important question of this hypothetical: does he buy his own kid the Wolverine toy?

I try not to, because any child born to him will be abused. I guess you could call it "The prince of suffering".

Case in point and to answer your question, no. He will make his dents pay for the wolverine toy, spend the money on doordash or a couple pulls, then refuse to show that the toy was purchased. And then he'll take a moment to remind everyone that he hasn't had a tip in 20 minutes, and how his day off is fast approaching, and how he deserves to eat fast food with his Clydesdale.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Can we stop crying about Null and instead laugh at what a disaster the Zelda 2 gameplay was last night?

My god I had it on as background noise he went from completely overacted clown mode to complete misery. Being the king off retro he constantly questioning why the game doesn't hold your hand how your supposed to know to look under a table. I was hoping him save stating with a sliver of health would bite him in the ass.

It's fascinating the things he's be going on about he really had no friends growing up and just doesn't get people do things for fun. Like play games more than once.

Do you guys ever wonder how it would be like if DSP had a kid? Give me your most autistic fanfics of it.

Edit: almost forgot the most important question of this hypothetical: does he buy his own kid the Wolverine toy?

the kid would be used to beg but then get nothing. There's an infamous SVU episode that showed 2 SVU caliber writing gamers who were fat unwashed and wore glasses they were so into thier totally not made up game they locked thier kid in a closet so they can game.

Between the two of them, I'd say something like that...just less SVU writer-ish

 

[Harvey Denthead]

God forbid this guy mancrushes even more on RTU and starts taking his shirt off on stream too.

 

[Heckler1]

I was laughing with my significant other about this because last month we were bored and watched the Poorly Cookin With the King where he just makes a sandwich. I forgot the old meme that used to go around this thread about how everything he used he was ashamed of in those videos he got on sale.

Is it the one where he makes an undercooked bacon sandwich and pours the grease down the toilet?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I swear this guy's a cartoon character.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

wow is that a record for an "episode of his show" the first thing to come out of his mouth is just barely coherent rambling?

 

[HerrKlicks]

caught on pre-prestream

 

[Watamelon]

OK, we got the weekly "is trolling Phil ethically right" debate done!

If you want to fuck with him, do it. Don't talk about it, just do it and move on.

Some of you have watched to much Phil and constantly repeat yourselves as if you were doing a prestream. Take a break from the polish beggar.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

Do you guys ever wonder how it would be like if DSP had a kid? Give me your most autistic fanfics of it.

Edit: almost forgot the most important question of this hypothetical: does he buy his own kid the Wolverine toy?

Children of perpetual victims learn self neglect, it's pretty rough. He wouldn't overtly abuse the kiddo but he sure as hell would subject it to abuse via emotional and traditional neglect not to mention the nonstop gaslighting of a very weak, very lazy man with alcoholism and strong feelings of helplessness.

Makes me miss Bacon Sweats. Those were only recaps of Phil's slow streams which are his only good streams nowadays.

Even the person behind that channel couldn't keep up with Phil because of how emotionally draining he can be to sit through. Phil is a fuckin' energy vampire and the content we have nowadays from 'tractors is just doing their own thing to be able to get through it.

An is a vtuber coomer now who mutes Phil for half of it to collect his thoughts about the random anime shit he's going off about. PoP loses his mind each stream and says what we are all thinking because Phil is so mind numbingly boring.

We may be boring too but Phil is at some part where he's just so boring, that you can poke the nest here and get things going, but you can literally do that for anyone on twitter.

I really miss Bacon Sweats also, a few of the new detractor streamers had decent personalities but it felt like their content changed in a way that was this half step between them being entertainers and them being jannies for Phil content. Eventually the line blurs too much and you're really doing your own thing with Phil as window dressing, as you mentioned with An. These other streamers have their own insular communities and again you go for them or you don't bother.

Is it the one where he makes an undercooked bacon sandwich and pours the grease down the toilet?

Naw you're thinking of:

The FIRST cooking with the king, (13:22 if the timestamp fails)
We were watching:

Wherein he proclaims how healthy his sandwich is.
I'm also partial to the Revived version of Poorly Cookin with the King where Leanna is present for those, or his meatball recipe video. Careful though, they made my spouse motion sick because he's often holding the camera and rocking.

 

[Harvey Denthead]

The FIRST cooking with the king, (13:22 if the timestamp fails)

This guy makes Kay's Cooking look tame...

 

[Wasabi Panda]

He's so fucking weird..

A holiday in the summer where people BBQ and hang out with friends and family expects people to be playing a niche fighter on console more than usual.

Put some flag that looks like he stole it from a neighbor's planter

Wants to play Guile to show how patriotic he is, Guile, the character Capcom added as a small jab at Americans as they figured overly patriotic arrogant vain blonde haired man who at first was going to do the whole cold war things with Zeingief to appeal to americans

and what the actual fuck is this firework rant? Words can not describe how insane this ramble is.

EDIT - between video games, movies, hanging out, having friends, and now fireworks. He's like Data trying to understand the emotion of fun but he got the frustrated at thinking chip installed

 

[JimiHendrix]

hello, children. i've just woken up and seen my post has been givin' a big red scary marker.

i also see some of the posts were moved to the whining thread, but I don't care, I'm postin' this here.

I understand Null's position, truly, I do. He gets harassed and body-slammed enough over this website being a "gossip" site. If the site truly legitimately turned to planning harassment and fucking with the people featured on this site, it would become significantly harder to defend and keep up. I also understand the annoyance of tards coming to something you spend an ungodly amount of time on and created for others to enjoy, only for them to whine and demand more/tell you what you did isn't exactly what they wanted.

My post wasn't meant as "trolling plans" but simply a response to the people who say Phil has sealed himself inside an iron bunker and it's impossible to get to him. Which I demonstrated was untrue.

and while I don't think Null is some saint who can't be wrong, for example, if he's to discourage harassment I don't think he should be featuring videos of Ethan Ralph getting his ass beat in public, this is still his house and I will respect his rules.

miss the old days of racist boomer phil who'd get trapped in a room for 10 straight minutes, screamin' about needin' a guide. nothin' good ever lasts.

 

[Kheapathic]

Despite all the hand-holding Phil received, no one told him the main aspect of towns in Zelda II. Yes shit is cryptic and what-not; but every town has either a spell or ability in it, it's up to you to figure out how to get it. Are some of them hidden and such, yes, but the simple fact is every town has one thing you need in it, figure out how to get it... and Phil nor the Dent Tribe have put it in such simple terms.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

Do you guys ever wonder how it would be like if DSP had a kid? Give me your most autistic fanfics of it.

Edit: almost forgot the most important question of this hypothetical: does he buy his own kid the Wolverine toy?

Nothing to predict here.

DSP would have that kid in every fucking video just so he can use it to beg further. And not like in the Maximilian Dood way in that the wife brings the kid in an he plays with it for a bit. More like the kid would be in every video every day in every fucking stream. "See my kid? My kid needs milk and baby formula and diapers and shit, gimme money, dood!" Then he'd spend all that money on Doordash and digital shirtless wrestlers.

But then again, I'm asking a trick question. Because we all know DSP is never going to have kids because he'd rather jerk off on a live stream than stick his dick in the woman he married and actually procreate. Plus he'd rather spend his money on food deliveries, video games, game systems, and personal luxuries rather than child support, doctor's bills, schooling, and everything else a baby needs.

Plus, he's just not mentally mature enough to have kids. Fucking dude can barely take care of a cat. Can you imagine how he'd raise a kid?

 

[Harvey Denthead]

Do you guys ever wonder how it would be like if DSP had a kid?

I'd honestly feel sorry for that kid. I mean, already the world, and the US alone, is a fucked up place, especially for kids. Take that, and add a twatwaffle of a father into the mix, this kid would be destined to be a lolcow before they even exit the womb.

 

[Heckler1]

Children of perpetual victims learn self neglect, it's pretty rough. He wouldn't overtly abuse the kiddo but he sure as hell would subject it to abuse via emotional and traditional neglect not to mention the nonstop gaslighting of a very weak, very lazy man with alcoholism and strong feelings of helplessness.

I really miss Bacon Sweats also, a few of the new detractor streamers had decent personalities but it felt like their content changed in a way that was this half step between them being entertainers and them being jannies for Phil content. Eventually the line blurs too much and you're really doing your own thing with Phil as window dressing, as you mentioned with An. These other streamers have their own insular communities and again you go for them or you don't bother.

Naw you're thinking of:

The FIRST cooking with the king, (13:22 if the timestamp fails)
We were watching:

Wherein he proclaims how healthy his sandwich is.
I'm also partial to the Revived version of Poorly Cookin with the King where Leanna is present for those, or his meatball recipe video. Careful though, they made my spouse motion sick because he's often holding the camera and rocking.

these are all the funniest things Phil ha ever created, because it always seemed like it was his first time actually trying to assemble/eat whatever food he was trying. The ramen video is by far the best however

 

[Vic Viper T301]

miss the old days of racist boomer phil who'd get trapped in a room for 10 straight minutes, screamin' about needin' a guide. nothin' good ever lasts.

Check out the half hour or so of his Zelda gameplay last night. Phil savestated himself on his last life with magic pixel health and spent ages dying, reloading, dying, reloading. He manages to get out of the dungeon somehow, then proceeds to yell at his chat for not handolding well enough. It was pretty good.

 

[KD6-3.7]

I love how Phil keeps bringing up this “chicken dawwwgs restaurant”. He’s really playing up how unique and different it could be.

It’s fucking Buffalo Wild Wings.

Phil can’t even Google search a restaurant for five seconds to see what it is.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

oh jesus..

He's got a room temperature IQ and trying to big brain 4th of July as a holiday somehow went from the revolutionary war to getting paid for a day off except for people that don't and like a child like understanding of how working a job is which some how has to do with the revolutionary war!?!

"DSP the committed" when?