Mass shooting reported at an Independence Day/July 4th parade in Highland Park, Illinois - Reported Casualties: 6 dead, 24 Hospitalized - Suspect in custody

Suspect is white male, slim build, long black hair and 18-20 years old.

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And what did Lynette get for her years of college?

She works as a server at a Nightclub!


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And what did Lynette get for her years of college?

She works as a server at a Nightclub!


Work Experience
  • Server
    PRYSM NightclubChicago, IL, US
    Nov. 2016 to Present (5 years)

  • PRYSM Nightclub


  • VIP Host / Hostess
    ROOF on theWitChicago, IL, US
    May. 2016 to Sep. 2016 (4 months)
  • Account Executive
    marcus evans Group
    Dec. 2015 to Jul. 2016 (6 months)
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Most people go to KU for the partying and basketball.
 
And what did Lynette get for her years of college?

She works as a server at a Nightclub!


Work Experience
  • Server
    PRYSM NightclubChicago, IL, US
    Nov. 2016 to Present (5 years)

  • PRYSM Nightclub


  • VIP Host / Hostess
    ROOF on theWitChicago, IL, US
    May. 2016 to Sep. 2016 (4 months)
  • Account Executive
    marcus evans Group
    Dec. 2015 to Jul. 2016 (6 months)
    See Details

  • Maitre D
    SundaChicago, IL, US
    Dec. 2014 to Apr. 2016 (1 year and 4 months)
    See Details
  • Social Media / Marketing Intern
    BCV Evolve
    Dec. 2014 to Aug. 2015 (7 months)
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A literal prostitute majored in business... my fucking god this family


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Is this bitch jewish? A satanist? I'm not even sure what I'm looking at here...
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yep. her son too.
 
Man in hindsight I am likely going to hell for this post. Honestly this is the worst day of this woman's life. But uh, here we are.
Isn't it weird how this worked out though? Her and her daughter are attractive, but the psychopathic shithead is uh.... not. Maybe if he put on some weight and lost the face tats he'd look fine but I think he's past the point where self improvement is an option.

If it's any consolation; It was extremely funny.
 
Let this be a lesson for all you would be Ethots. You have to have your onlyfans setup BEFORE one of your family members goes on an inevitable murderous rampage, not after (you still have plausible deniability from profiteering on your newfound celebrity if it's before). It keeps me up at night knowing how much his sister lost out on over this. Could have bought momma-mia a new set of grills!
 
It can also spectacularly fail if they don't draw the cordon correctly, the surviving Tsarnaev brother was hiding in a boat outside of the one the police used. He was only discovered by the homeowner after the "shelter in place" order was lifted.
I remember once when I was younger there was a "manhunt" in my neighborhood for a guy that skipped bail over some petty thefts. The cops were standing in the driveway across the street from where I was living at the time. There must have been a dozen officers there talking and coordinating over their radios with other people that were searching. My house was down a little lower so the street level was about at eye level when I looked out my windows.

Those cops never saw the dude hiding under the car right next to them and as far as I know they didn't catch him on that occasion. :story:
 
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