"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

[Solus]

The first to eat his heart will inherit his throne and powers

Considering all the stuff they've probably pumping into Jim, over the last few years, they'll have to dispose of the body as hazardous waste.

 

[Telemeter]

What about the cancer, will I inherit that?

No, but the amount of shit posting output capacity you get will make you develop cancer in the same amount of time.

 

[Henry of Skalitz]

Today I went over to Jim's house and gave him a grift.
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Two women, one I think was Jim's wife was both working on a lawnmower in their garage. I talked to them and ask if they knew Jim, they were definitely familiar with him. The two were very friendly and nice people.
They were also understandbly nervous now that people on the internet have an idea of where they live now. So please be respectful.
They showed me the bag of potatoes on the porch and politely ask not to film or take photos of them and their house.
I was also anxious and excited to the point where I forgot to ask if I could meet Jim.
Walking on Jim's driveway felt like being Neil Armstrong on the moon, It felt like our generation's moon landing.
Was there for less then two minutes but I gave them a card and a can of 1919 Root Beer.


And it seem to have reached Jim.
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I am very honored, Thank you and have a good 4th of July.

Jim has literally become Walt from Gran Torino, accept he has SEA monkey fever. That and there's no Toad trying to steal his ride. He and Walt also have Cancer.

 

[Jones McCann]

Walking on Jim's driveway felt like being Neil Armstrong on the moon, It felt like our generation's moon landing.

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[Tims]

Today I went over to Jim's house and gave him a grift.
View attachment 3452880
Two women, one I think was Jim's wife was both working on a lawnmower in their garage. I talked to them and ask if they knew Jim, they were definitely familiar with him. The two were very friendly and nice people.
They were also understandbly nervous now that people on the internet have an idea of where they live now. So please be respectful.
They showed me the bag of potatoes on the porch and politely ask not to film or take photos of them and their house.
I was also anxious and excited to the point where I forgot to ask if I could meet Jim.
Walking on Jim's driveway felt like being Neil Armstrong on the moon, It felt like our generation's moon landing.
Was there for less then two minutes but I gave them a card and a can of 1919 Root Beer.


And it seem to have reached Jim.
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I am very honored, Thank you and have a good 4th of July.

Behold, the greatest turbosperg in known farms history, feel his presence wash over you as spaghetti is forcibly ejected from your pockets.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Christ just imagine the surprise when the cops find the Anime Dungeon.

Cop: Fucking weebs man

 

[LordBasilisk]

I'm surprised that people aren't desperately anal-yzing the reflection off the can in a vain attempt to see Jim's face lol.

 

[Sneeds_Sniggerly]

Today I went over to Jim's house and gave him a grift.
View attachment 3452880
Two women, one I think was Jim's wife was both working on a lawnmower in their garage. I talked to them and ask if they knew Jim, they were definitely familiar with him. The two were very friendly and nice people.
They were also understandbly nervous now that people on the internet have an idea of where they live now. So please be respectful.
They showed me the bag of potatoes on the porch and politely ask not to film or take photos of them and their house.

You're lucky Jade didn't shoot you

I was also anxious and excited to the point where I forgot to ask if I could meet Jim.

I'm sure they'd say no

Walking on Jim's driveway felt like being Neil Armstrong on the moon, It felt like our generation's moon landing.
Was there for less then two minutes but I gave them a card and a can of 1919 Root Beer.

Bro, he's just a guy

The pilgrimage to Jim driveway, amen. Hopefully when he dies, the sweaty squad splinters into hundreds of denominations so we have content for years to come.

I can already imagine the kino. Jim laying his hands on Flamenco, "on this sperg I will build my church". Then we have the Michael Alberto sect, claiming the true succession from the lego and nick fuentes streams. And the heretical Ralphamale sect, the true successors who made medicare famous.

I think it should be more like when Alexander died. People ask him who will take his place and he says "the strongest". Then we get a massive SS civil war.

 

[postaldude3324]

If jim doesn't dress as a farmer and throws corn and potatoes to Ralph on live stream I'm going to be disappointed

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Someone should buy Jim one of his 4/5 star hats and leave it at the casa. Feels like the best gift a man could get.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Oh god this is going to get bad isn't it? There's 1000 different spergs booking plane tickets to daddy Jim's house as we speak aren't there?


Hah holy shit!

Jim needs to open a physical merch store

 

[Aquinas]

Buying jim merch and leaving it in a trashbag on his doorstep is pretty funny, ngl

 

[Too Many Catgirls]

You're lucky Jade didn't shoot you

Jade will only shoot rioting blacks.

 

[Lemmingwise]

Buying jim merch and leaving it in a trashbag on his doorstep is pretty funny, ngl

Oh no, now he gets to sell it again. He'll be devastated.

 

[LordBasilisk]

Jade will only shoot rioting blacks.

Are you saying her role in the battle will be roof Korean? I figured she'd probably go for a bonzai charge personally, given the fact that both her and Jimothy are weebs.

 

[AnOminous]

I want to hug and kiss Jim and poz him up with rhinoviruses and other shit that his blown-out immune system can't cope with!

 

[Aquinas]

I want to lick Jim's boy hole and cuck his mail order grave tender

 

[Gamercat]

Today I went over to Jim's house and gave him a grift.
View attachment 3452880
Two women, one I think was Jim's wife was both working on a lawnmower in their garage. I talked to them and ask if they knew Jim, they were definitely familiar with him. The two were very friendly and nice people.
They were also understandbly nervous now that people on the internet have an idea of where they live now. So please be respectful.
They showed me the bag of potatoes on the porch and politely ask not to film or take photos of them and their house.
I was also anxious and excited to the point where I forgot to ask if I could meet Jim.
Walking on Jim's driveway felt like being Neil Armstrong on the moon, It felt like our generation's moon landing.
Was there for less then two minutes but I gave them a card and a can of 1919 Root Beer.


And it seem to have reached Jim.
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I am very honored, Thank you and have a good 4th of July.

seek therapy

 

[Absurdity]

Autism is a hell of a drug. This is only the beginning for Jim's driveway.

 

[Korpon]

The road to Jimbo's driveway is paved with autistic intentions