Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

joebobmurphy said:
I don’t know. I watched a documentary on him once and the dude seemed really easy to set off. Several times during the doc he made himself angry just thinking and talking about petty past events. Then you hear stories about him losing his shit over jelly beans, and let’s not even mention the time he groped an old woman on stage during the Hugos. On tape, no less.
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That asshole told a fan who sent him a letter that he was "being interrupted" by having to read it.
 
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I wonder how many other super secret projects Patrick ‘Forque Wielder’ Tomlinson has going. This blog has Niki’s negro fart imbued fingerprints all over it, probably planned the roll out. Shame she forgot about the twitter handle, very shameful and shows why Posts By Ghost has such poor reviews.
 
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Torque Wheeler making some more friends.

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With his new avatar pic:

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AirdropShitposts said:
Not an unique one though.

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Bahahaha. This fat fingered retard put the font icon for code (closing html brackets) instead of coffee (cup). Couldn't even copy the banner right. Good job Fatrick. Guess he just typed "co" and hit enter from the dogshit shopify CMS overlay they use. Imagine managing to fuck up a straightforward prebuilt system.

And if they change it now, I'll get the satisfaction of knowing pigboy saw the message and had to 'correct the record'. hahahaha
 
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JJLiautaud said:
One thing i dont get about Porky-Pie here is, does he think there are only one or two people who are texting him? Or am I retarded and this is Boomia being Boomia?
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I think we all congeal into a nebulous "them" for Patrick. I could send him some wrong number texts to him and out of nowhere he'd be convinced i was one of the same cabal of trolls that have been harassing him for ages. Pretty sure its been tested already in fact.
Spud Stacker said:
Even then they generally are not so utterly fucking suicidal stupid to straight up go "lol that child who got raped was a hot piece of ass lol" in order to get......like the fuck was he even trying to get with that tweet?!

I would usually say clout or asspats but is he really so derranged that he thinks that shit will get him positive attention by those he is desperately trying to ingratiate himself with?
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It was a lot funnier to Pat when he was 4 drinks into a wednesday afternoon. It's your faulT for not understanding his drunken wordplay better.
Mr Moonface said:
This is at the bottom of the 'about me' section of his car blog:

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He's been blogging for less than one month and already has 14k clients? And he hasn't worked a day in his life...
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He's not lying, those are in fact just some numbers.
 
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I really cannot understand what Fatrick is trying to accomplish with his auto blog thing. It's clear he knows nothing about cars yet he sells it like he is some master mechanic. People find success with stuff like this by either being an expert or being entertaining, of which Fat is neither (except as a lolcow). Does he think he is going to find fame or money? Just kind of mind boggling to me, but then again this is Mr. 1.7 so it's exactly the kind of half-brained lazy scheme he would try. Maybe we will get some "throw paint balloons at tanks" style content where Fat gives us tips on how to destroy our cars.

Pat if you are reading this, stick to the pepperoni my man.
 
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Terrifying Organisms said:
Fat isn't smart enough to know a damn thing about website development, which is why he is using a $67 pre-built WordPress theme called Chromium.

If you view the About Us page on the demo you will see he's just left the demo elements on the live site.

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Maybe he's planning on selling car parts?
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I thought it looked like a prebuilt theme but didn't think to look it up. One of the other sites I found is using one of the stock photos from their demo as if it's a picture of one of their employees, I doubt Torque Wheeler would want to give credit to someone else though.
 
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For anyone curious, here is the complete text exchange that led to the outing of piggy's dumb mechanic larp. It occurred a few days ago and was between piggy and OnAForums member ThePaulRNelsonReturns.

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You can see piggy realizing that he has copy/pasted the wrong thing and try to make it into an insult. Kudos to @Plaintiff is fat for catching this, when I first read it I just thought it was drunk piggy nonsense.
 
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Mr Moonface said:
For anyone curious, here is the complete text exchange that led to the outing of piggy's dumb mechanic larp. It occurred a few days ago and was between piggy and OnAForums member ThePaulRNelsonReturns.

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You can see piggy realizing that he has copy/pasted the wrong thing and try to make it into an insult. Kudos to @Plaintiff is fat for catching this, when I first read it I just thought it was drunk piggy nonsense.
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HAHAHAHAHA what an idiot
 
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Mr Moonface said:
For anyone curious, here is the complete text exchange that led to the outing of piggy's dumb mechanic larp. It occurred a few days ago and was between piggy and OnAForums member ThePaulRNelsonReturns.

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You can see piggy realizing that he has copy/pasted the wrong thing and try to make it into an insult. Kudos to @Plaintiff is fat for catching this, when I first read it I just thought it was drunk piggy nonsense.
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Wrong, stalker. That is just a setup for the punchline, all stand up comedians know how to do this, child.

Cars aren't built like they used to be.

They're built far, far better. Which means maintaining them properly is more important than ever.
 
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Hol' up, Fatpig drunk-replied to a rascal with a tweet by accident, and that outed his alter ego as a fake car blogger?
And immediately some other rascal faked that alter ego to shitpost, and Fatpig is now probably seething at thermonuclear levels because he can't go ahead and make it all about how his stalkers are trying to ruin his life because, well, it's a fake alter ego?
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