Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[FarmerKhourtney]

J wishes to teach everyone how to tuck today:
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Is she now larping that she has balls ? Lord help us on this earth

 

[OttoWest]

Don't testicles descend for a reason? Pushing them back into your abdomen sounds like a terrible idea.

It’s called muffing and yes, it is.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

It’s called muffing and yes, it is.

J wishes to teach everyone how to tuck today:
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Thank you, Syo, very cool

 

[GenociderSyo]

J's IG:

 

[stupid frog]

J wishes to teach everyone how to tuck today:
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shes literally never seen a penis irl

 

[GenociderSyo]

Fireworks are pissing Corisssa off:

 

[M.T. Graves]

Corissa is just complaining because she has no friends. If she was having a bbq full of fatties and they had fireworks to set off, she’d be doing it too.

 

[HerbertWest]

I can't get over how often Corissa and especially Juliana lounge on their bellies. That seems like an even easier way for them to suffocate under their fat than just laying on their backs.

It actually is better for breathing to lie on your stomach . It’s called the prone position, it was used on covid patients for example. And I think that for the morbidly obese lying on your back is very uncomfortable, all the weight pressing the lungs can’t be good.

ETA - fixed grammar

 

[A Cat’s Bumhole]

Spoiler: nsfl porn shots for those who aren't aware

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The Herculean effort of just lifting her gunt in order to flash any gash is painful to watch.

Entirely made up for however by the lols I got out of that blowjob picture, featuring the world’s saddest penis. She is way more enthusiastic about licking up that…pie or whatever it is than about any of the sex things she’s doing in the other pictures. That’s the only picture where she looks like she’s getting some kind of jollies off.

 

[90 Day Beyonce]

It actually is better for breathing to lie on your stomach . It’s called the prone position, it was used on covid patients for example. And I think that for the morbidly obese lying on your back is very uncomfortable, all the weight pressing the lungs can’t be good.

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This is the endgame for our happy couple.

Guy in the video died aged 33, too.

 

[weaselhat]

Fireworks are pissing Corisssa off:
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Ok so let’s just say you have a job where you have to work every firework loving holiday like 4th of July and New Year’s Day and your neighbors love fireworks and have an unlimited budget to buy out the local firework stand. Yes. I understand a rabid hatred of them. There’s nothing like being blasted awake at midnight on New Year’s Eve. But what does it matter to this bitch ? It’s not like she has to get up at 330 am and work a ten hour shift. Also most places have noise ordinances even if fireworks aren’t banned. Never been THAT asshole to call the cops on fireworks after that kicks in so I’m not sure if the cops are more lenient during boom boom holidays or not.

TLDR: it’s a free fireworks show for her jobless ass so she should STFU. Those are the expensive fireworks also. As long as they aren’t shooting them over her house she should shut it.

 

[TastyColours]

Welcome to small towns, Coco. Fuck off for wanting bans. Your neighbors would probably agree to limiting the fireworks if you compromised by agreeing to limit your outdoor nudity to dark hours. Win/win for everyone.

 

[Beluga]

Honestly, I agree with Corissa on this one. Hearing fireworks constantly for days on end drives you up the wall after a couple of days and if you have a pet it's really distressing - both for the humans and animals.

 

[440088]

I get it. Loud banging all night can suck. But it really is only for like 2 weeks in July. And kids love em. I just assume it’s people getting together and having fun lighting shit up for their kids and just people having a good ol’ time. It’s annoying, but people who complain are just kill joys. 2 weeks max of other people enjoying their July anit gonna hurt nobody.

 

[Amphotericin B]

If anyone’s dog is so severely distressed by fireworks that it can’t deal and meds don’t help, they need to have a vet evaluate the animal’s quality of life. A dog like that sounds psychologically unsound and as long as it has teeth, potentially dangerous. Most dogs don’t like fireworks but they get through them just fine with extra pets and reassurance.

Moving to a small town and expecting them to change their cultural tradition is awfully colonialist of Corissa.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Corissa's IG:

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

"Trauma" around those noises? Yeah Corissa, I heard your second tour in Vietnam was a rough one. I knew about "fight or flight" but I didn't know filming your trigger and thumbing out a perfectly coherent message to your social media bitching about it was a trauma response. I mistook it as the fat bitch who complains about everything just being a fat bitch complaining about everything. Put on some hearing protection and shut the fuck up.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

I'm looking forward to the Kelly-Corissa crossover next month. They even make the same stupid posts about spaces and being soft. We're only missing Jude.

 

[rocknrollmartian]

The Herculean effort of just lifting her gunt in order to flash any gash is painful to watch.

Entirely made up for however by the lols I got out of that blowjob picture, featuring the world’s saddest penis. She is way more enthusiastic about licking up that…pie or whatever it is than about any of the sex things she’s doing in the other pictures. That’s the only picture where she looks like she’s getting some kind of jollies off.

I think that penis belongs to her ex, Nate. He definitely filmed some bad porn with her.

Spoiler: more nsfl

 

[GenociderSyo]

Corissa decided we had to see her waxing her moustache.