Horrorcow Blue Moon Nursery by Smurf in Hand - Baby Smurf Gore/Snuff/Torture Pornography

fat venus said:
honestly i cant remember where the FUCK i stumbled upon a goddamn "how do smurfs procreate" -fancomic that says their tails are penises

but i just know this is the theory SiH has.

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holy shit.
well, it's content.
 
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I’m wondering if he moved onto something like the Snork? That tends to have a lot of overlap with the Smurfs fandom.

He seems like someone who would be locked onto a specific time period of nostalgia (he likes the smurfs for Christ sake) so I don’t feel like he would have moved onto Pokémon or MLP.

Maybe Care Bears? Idk boomer spergs are fucking wild.
 
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Okay, this is a fuzzy memory from over a decade ago but I swear SiH got outed on Something Awful back before it went woke. IIRC it was a thread about the weird cultish following that formed around Gadget from Rescue Rangers which spiraled off to cover people with fucked up cartoon obsessions in general. At some point smurfs were mentioned leading to some goon getting oddly defensive and internet detectives outing them as the creator of the smurf shops in the OP as well as others for similar small characters like fairies and the gnomes from David the Gnome, all with that same weird real hands/illustrated character/flat background style.

If anyone still has an account there as well as archives I'm pretty sure it got goldmined, although it might have gotten purged with the rest of the actual funny content from early SA.
 
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ducktales4gameboy said:
Okay, this is a fuzzy memory from over a decade ago but I swear SiH got outed on Something Awful back before it went woke. IIRC it was a thread about the weird cultish following that formed around Gadget from Rescue Rangers which spiraled off to cover people with fucked up cartoon obsessions in general. At some point smurfs were mentioned leading to some goon getting oddly defensive and internet detectives outing them as the creator of the smurf shops in the OP as well as others for similar small characters like fairies and the gnomes from David the Gnome, all with that same weird real hands/illustrated character/flat background style.

If anyone still has an account there as well as archives I'm pretty sure it got goldmined, although it might have gotten purged with the rest of the actual funny content from early SA.
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The group in question was a group of Russians that developed the weird cult following of gadget from rescue rangers. I made a post about it elsewhere when it was relevant but there you go. I don't know if SA had a cult of anything other than dumb bullshit.
 
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ducktales4gameboy said:
Okay, this is a fuzzy memory from over a decade ago but I swear SiH got outed on Something Awful back before it went woke. IIRC it was a thread about the weird cultish following that formed around Gadget from Rescue Rangers which spiraled off to cover people with fucked up cartoon obsessions in general. At some point smurfs were mentioned leading to some goon getting oddly defensive and internet detectives outing them as the creator of the smurf shops in the OP as well as others for similar small characters like fairies and the gnomes from David the Gnome, all with that same weird real hands/illustrated character/flat background style.

If anyone still has an account there as well as archives I'm pretty sure it got goldmined, although it might have gotten purged with the rest of the actual funny content from early SA.
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I'm doing a little digging and I haven't found anything about that yet but I have found some fucking classic shit.

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That and transcripts of Pendleton Ward talking about how he put tons of hornybait in Adventure Time because he had a crush on Lisa Simpson at one point and wanted to make a new generation of awkward kids attracted to cartoons ...AND borderline R34 on the tumblr blog of an artist who worked on the show. This was 2011 :(
 
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ducktales4gameboy said:
Okay, this is a fuzzy memory from over a decade ago but I swear SiH got outed on Something Awful back before it went woke. IIRC it was a thread about the weird cultish following that formed around Gadget from Rescue Rangers which spiraled off to cover people with fucked up cartoon obsessions in general. At some point smurfs were mentioned leading to some goon getting oddly defensive and internet detectives outing them as the creator of the smurf shops in the OP as well as others for similar small characters like fairies and the gnomes from David the Gnome, all with that same weird real hands/illustrated character/flat background style.

If anyone still has an account there as well as archives I'm pretty sure it got goldmined, although it might have gotten purged with the rest of the actual funny content from early SA.
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looked through archives, all I can find is one mention in a thread where someone asks if anyone remembers the Smurf in hand guy.

no further info
 
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Sorry for bumping this goddamn thread again but I went back to the smurf forum because I want to die. Last year, some guy made a thread bringing up Smurf in Hand and it turned into a fucking trainwreck that involved VicGeorge throwing a tantrum like a manchild.
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By the way, I'm not fucking Smurf In Hand. I chose this name because who fucking cares.

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I don't want to go off topic but how can fans of an 80s children's show fly off the handle so quickly? It's like a common thing on the smurf forum with how quickly they go to ANGRY TYPING IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE ANGRY. God damn, I spent more time on that cursed forum than I would have liked. I realize fandoms are like this but it's really offputting with smurf fans for some reason.
 
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I hope this guy is like the Golden State Killer and we find him when he's like 100 years old and get to piss in his face while he dies, all rolling up in our wheelchairs and walkers because we'll be 90 something ourselves.
 
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Jeff_the_Thriller said:
I don't want to go off topic but how can fans of an 80s children's show fly off the handle so quickly? It's like a common thing on the smurf forum with how quickly they go to ANGRY TYPING IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE ANGRY. God damn, I spent more time on that cursed forum than I would have liked. I realize fandoms are like this but it's really offputting with smurf fans for some reason.
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Because grown people who still obsessively fixate on those cartoons and the singular nature of early internet fan forums - rather than graduate to adult life and plebbit or discord or other relevant sites - are generally emotionally and or mentally stunted.
 
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