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more like Pork Squealer
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Men's assholes aren't built like they used to be.
They're built far, far tighter. Which means pegging them properly is more important than ever.
Meriasek
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You know, I can understand wanting to write a cozy little car blog, and maybe even give tips for maintaining modern cars, since the sentiment is usually "You can't really do anything yourself on modern cars". Why not write a little about what you can still do on your car? Even if it's just basic bitch articles on cleaning your engine bay.
But nooooo, Piggy had to go and make himself a new online persona, "Torque Wheeler, head writer and chief grease monkey at AUTOMANIC.CO". As if it's some important outlet with multiple people working on it. A shitty stock blog website complete with fake counters about how many customers they had with how many years of experience.
He could have just done it under his own name and make a humble blog on the side.
But he couldn't do it, couldn't he? He had to make it pompous, and since he's also Fat "Pork Squealer" Rick Tardlinson, he also had to fuck it up. He just HAD to drunk-text one of the tweets, and use obvious pictures of his own car on his Pork Squealer Twitter account.
This man is just dumb. Like, seriously dumb. Any notion that his 1.2/1.7 GPA could have been the result of ADHD or an unrecognized and bored genius should be shattered when Pig does shit like this. He really earned his 1.2 GPA. Probably had to actually work to just get this much and not drop out entirely.
But even worse, this man is fat. Positively porcine. Belligerently bulbous. Ginormously greasefilled. Overwhelmingly obese. So much so that his fat has replaced most of the already starved grey matter in his misshapen noggin, further reducing his Somali-tier IQ to that of a moldy sponge.
A moldy sponge soaked in butter. Because he's not just dumb, he's also fat. Never forget that.
But nooooo, Piggy had to go and make himself a new online persona, "Torque Wheeler, head writer and chief grease monkey at AUTOMANIC.CO". As if it's some important outlet with multiple people working on it. A shitty stock blog website complete with fake counters about how many customers they had with how many years of experience.
He could have just done it under his own name and make a humble blog on the side.
But he couldn't do it, couldn't he? He had to make it pompous, and since he's also Fat "Pork Squealer" Rick Tardlinson, he also had to fuck it up. He just HAD to drunk-text one of the tweets, and use obvious pictures of his own car on his Pork Squealer Twitter account.
This man is just dumb. Like, seriously dumb. Any notion that his 1.2/1.7 GPA could have been the result of ADHD or an unrecognized and bored genius should be shattered when Pig does shit like this. He really earned his 1.2 GPA. Probably had to actually work to just get this much and not drop out entirely.
But even worse, this man is fat. Positively porcine. Belligerently bulbous. Ginormously greasefilled. Overwhelmingly obese. So much so that his fat has replaced most of the already starved grey matter in his misshapen noggin, further reducing his Somali-tier IQ to that of a moldy sponge.
A moldy sponge soaked in butter. Because he's not just dumb, he's also fat. Never forget that.
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Black children aren't built like they used to be.
They're built far, far better. Which means owning a quality meat grinder is more important than ever.
They're built far, far better. Which means owning a quality meat grinder is more important than ever.
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I have a theory that Pat just repeats the same stock responses because that's a visible sign of him short circuiting. You see back in 2017 his insults and comebacks were somewhat witty and varied. Now it's literally just "wrong in every detail, stalker." over and over. I wonder if in his retarded brain he thinks copying and pasting his responses means he's somehow winning or not wasting time giving an actual reply to the aTalkers (though it takes up just as much time and no amount of c+p will make up for the time he's wasted responding to every fucking post for years now).
I'm genuinely perplexed at the man's mental state, and I say that as someone who's had a bit of fun over the years mocking narcissists online (they flock to social media like ducks to water, after all).
And then there's the child insult. He KNOWS he's roundly mocked for it and made to look like an idiot to anyone by simply showing him saying it over and over, but he still persists. Like most leftoids, I guess he thinks mockery = "they're triggered!" like when troons think poljak or the word "chud" triggers right wingers (when in reality it's just fucking cringe seeing them post the same shit, Patrick style, over and over).
I desperately want to see recorded interactions with Pat, I want to see how he acts unscripted when confronted or mocked irl. I bet it's a world away from his online responses.
Also, he's still at war with the stalkers over on Goodreads btw
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My nigga. Please.
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Those tapes where the Rascals pretended to be from some major news outlet are probably the closest we'll get to seeing piggy going off-script with the trolls. One troll tried to meet him at his favorite watering hole, and Patrick hid like a coward while calling the police. As I recall, he lost that lawsuit too and audibly has to restrain himself from calling the judge "child."
Like all online tough guys, Patrick wilts in the face of actual confrontation. At least Ethan Ralph will actually fight.
Also, and I cannot believe I'm typing these words, Patrick is somehow fatter than Ethan Ralph- which is no mean feat.
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I don't think I've laughed that hard at a Fatpat conversation for a while. It does make me worried for poor Robert Mewler though.
What's the story about Torque Wheeler's dad being a gay cowboy? He doesn't come up much compared to Mama Raven, what's his deal? How'd his offspring grow into a fat retarded pile of lard?
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Oh of course he'd be a fucking total pussy irl, you just know the type. But I just baffle at the man's mind, I've never encountered anyone this badly wired up before that wasn't full on schizophrenic
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From what I've gathered from the O&A board Torque claimed his dad was a competition bronco rider or some such and one of the posters over there proved that it was impossible and surmised he was a rodeo clown instead which naturally evolved into him being a faggot since Pat also said he was a long distance trucker amongst the 15 or 16 other professions the greatest dad who ever dadded mastered..
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Nobody who actually enjoyed cilantro would treat his plants like Rick does.
Do not taint cilantro with any connection to this fat bastard.
Lmao imagine a retard like Rick giving advice about anything. He literally causes his trolls to jizz in their pants every time he responds to the most low-effort zero-quality bait they constantly chum the waters with, and is completely oblivious to the joy he gives to the people who hate him most.
He is quite literally a plaything, and such a complete idiot he is completely unable to quit pleasuring his tormenters.
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Incredible.
I can't believe he just copypasted the reply for over a page. Okay, I can, but still.
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Atalkers aren't built like they used to be.
They're built far, far better. Which means responding to every message is more important than ever.
They're built far, far better. Which means responding to every message is more important than ever.
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Fences aren't built like they used to be.
They're built far, far better. Which means not allowing a 1.2gpa manpig build yours is more important than ever.
They're built far, far better. Which means not allowing a 1.2gpa manpig build yours is more important than ever.
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When you're more pathetic than The Gunt, you know that's saying something. Also, Patrick is fat.
James done did it
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I think the ralphamale is actually fatter than fatrick. And he's more intelligent, more courageous, and will probably be a more involved father in at least one of his childrens' lives. The fact that both of these men have reproduced is just depressing.
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Is there a chance this torque wheeler bullshit is a fake business he used to commit PPP fraud? He didn't know he would have an elite oriental debt collector on his ass when they filed their PPP claims. So he might be trying to make it look legit now that his finances are being looked into.
Or he's just a fat retard. Historically that's been the case.
Or he's just a fat retard. Historically that's been the case.
Meriasek
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Blobham's Razor says that between two explanations the one involving Fatrick being a fat retard is usually the more plausible.
Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd
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Ralph already has been more involved in his kids lives than Torquey McFatfuck. Just living in the same house as your child one-ups him.