Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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The rumblings over the new Thor are not good, although I'm sure a lot of that is knife-sharpening from the folk who are waiting for the MCU to finally begin to collapse. But Bob, my goodness. He's turning into the inverse of Jay Sherman, at least when it comes to the MCU: "Thor: Love & Thunder earns my lowest possible score: seven out of ten!"
 
You aren't children right? So don't watch Whor. In fact, don't watch MCU.
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I've only ever seen the word "diegetic" referring to music in films, not "ways". But then I don't have a Film and Digital Media degree.

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So what Bobby means to say with this turgid word salad is that there is a song with a special significance in the movie. Truly a milestone in the history of cinema.

MOS understands how Bobby watches movies.
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Oh my mistake. The whole thing is a gag! Bobby is so funny!
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BTW, Mark Hamill said something dumb again.
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OK, let's get back to Whor.
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I just hope the oven-dodger Whor dies.

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Bobby and gang drool at She Hulk.
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Indeed, what would video games be today if breast physics were never invented?
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The Dems need your money.
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I have serious doubts as to whether Bob actually knows the meaning of "diegetic" in this context. If Taika were flashing signs diegetically, it either means it's in a movie and the characters are somehow aware of this shit 4th-wall style or Taika's flashing signs IRL and somehow seeing something IRL that is being flashed at you IRL is "diegetic" (which makes NO FUCKING SENSE EITHER WAY, but this IS Bob we're talking about here).

The first time I had ever heard the term "diegetic" was in an episode of Archer, where Carol/Cheryl/whateverhernameis said, "Just ignore it, it's not diegetic" to herself when a piece of broody music comes on (part of the background music). (She later shouts, "SHUT UP, JOHN WILLIAMS!" upon hearing it again).

Leave it to Bob to rant like an idiot about "muh ninja bewb reductions made g8merg8ers sad, LOL" and Discount Female Indiana Jones. I found it interesting he used clear SNES footage of the first MK game, not the Sega (Sega was bloody, SNES for the most part was not). All while implying he masturbates to big tittied ninja bitches. Which of course, is severe projection because he's such a coomer that he rubs one out to unmasked Mileena (EW), that he thinks every other dude out there has one hand on the controller and one hand down his pants whilst playing Tomb Raider or a mid-90s version of Mortal Kombat. And how very dare they, they have impure thoughts and impure motives! Hypocrisy, thy name is Moviebob.
 
The rumblings over the new Thor are not good, although I'm sure a lot of that is knife-sharpening from the folk who are waiting for the MCU to finally begin to collapse. But Bob, my goodness. He's turning into the inverse of Jay Sherman, at least when it comes to the MCU: "Thor: Love & Thunder earns my lowest possible score: seven out of ten!"
I haven't seen the movie but if it means anything since he sometimes pops up in this thread, Scott Mendelson's a Bob tier Disney shill and he didn't like it. A guy who gave things like Chip & Dale and Free Guy 7 out of 10s. The only other ones I know he gave bad reviews to are Eternals and Black Widow. That's probably not a good sign
 
I haven't checked up on this guy in a really long time but I swear he didn't speak with that awful almost fake sounding accent the last time I watched him. What's up with that? He sounds even worse than I remember
Yeah holy shit, it's been years since I've heard MovieBob but that Bawston accent is definitely more exaggerated since The Escapist days.
 
I haven't seen the movie but if it means anything since he sometimes pops up in this thread, Scott Mendelson's a Bob tier Disney shill and he didn't like it. A guy who gave things like Chip & Dale and Free Guy 7 out of 10s. The only other ones I know he gave bad reviews to are Eternals and Black Widow. That's probably not a good sign

Understand, I'm one of those people who can't wait for the MCU to fall apart, so when I hear an installment is getting crap reviews I take it with a grain of salt, because I know I want to believe those reviews. By the same token, Bob's reviews are even more unreliable because he's constitutionally incapable of looking at these soulless corporate picture shows with anything like an unbiased eye.
 
Understand, I'm one of those people who can't wait for the MCU to fall apart, so when I hear an installment is getting crap reviews I take it with a grain of salt, because I know I want to believe those reviews. By the same token, Bob's reviews are even more unreliable because he's constitutionally incapable of looking at these soulless corporate picture shows with anything like an unbiased eye.
I couldn't care less about the MCU one way or the other. But I am rooting for it to collapse, if only to see Bob's mind slowly crack.
 
Yeah holy shit, it's been years since I've heard MovieBob but that Bawston accent is definitely more exaggerated since The Escapist days.
In the past he claimed he took diction classes to drop it in college as part of a broadcast media degree or whatever. Given the length of time that's passed and the amount of simmering rage he seems to have he's probably just stopped bothering trying to drop it.
 
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Go back to videos from a decade, the Blob has always put zero effort in concealing that cartoonish Bahstan accent of his. It only gets more apparent now because he's even worse with those hard cuts in the audio, making it more glaring when he tries for another take and doesn't attempt to speak consistently between them.
 
I haven't checked up on this guy in a really long time but I swear he didn't speak with that awful almost fake sounding accent the last time I watched him. What's up with that? He sounds even worse than I remember
In one of his random videos a while back, he mentioned that he stopped doing his 'radio voice'. I assume because he's fucking lazy.
 
WEEB WARS CROSSOVER!
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There's a bit of backstory to unpack here and most of it isn't worth the time if you don't already know. In short,
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accused Vic Mignogna of being a creepy sex pest with no proof and for clout. Rando has her name heart his name as his handle and that is somehow harassment. I know it is because Bob and some simp said so.
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How fragile does one have to be that this sets them off? I wonder what Bob's kill count is with getting his weirdos to mass flag people for "targeted harassment"?
You aren't children right? So don't watch Whor. In fact, don't watch MCU.
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I've only ever seen the word "diegetic" referring to music in films, not "ways". But then I don't have a Film and Digital Media degree.
Diegetic simply means "part of the world". It's predominately used to describe the soundtrack. For example, a non-diegetic soundtrack is when a pop song is playing during a montage in an MCU movie. The music isn't actually playing in the world. An example of a diegetic soundtrack is in Birdman where all of the music is played by a street drummer and only plays when he plays or is around. I have no idea exactly what Bob means by "diegetic ways" the movie tells you that this is a movie that's not supposed to be taken seriously. I'm imagining that it's as subtle as Thor and Whor headpatting a bunch of kids saying "This was made for you!" or they just look directly into the camera and say it.
OK, let's get back to Whor.
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I just hope the oven-dodger Whor dies.
OH GOOD! I was hoping the movie was bipolar! I really identify with a movie that has the mental issues of a troon! That's what today passes as complexity.
>Turn brain off
>Watch colors
>No question why Thor not head of own movie
>themes deep as wrinkles in smoof brain
>dip hand in mayo bucket
>eat hand
>2 hours gone
>goob moobie

Mean joking aside, I don't know what to make of this movie eschewing multiverse shenanigans, the thing that Disney's Marvel's MCU movies (tm) seeming to be heavily leaning on and the direction they seem to be going. That, more than anything, leaves me feeling like this movie is just filler material.
For anyone not aware Bob is talking about Ethan Van Sciver. I'm pretty sure Bob had for his twitter banner a screen cap of Ethan saying that James Gunn would never come back to direct another Marvel movie after James's sorta cancelling. It was a rare Bob W that had absolutely nothing to do with anything Bob did.
Are there problems with the adoption agencies? Sure. Are there problems with children crossing the southern border vanishing? Very much yes. Do I wanna be preached to by a fat ass who never spoke out about this until news told him it was Trump's fault, even ignoring that the cages pictures were from the Obama era when things were much, much worse? lol no. Bob, his angels, and his merry band of fuckwits are not politicians so their standing on the corpses of children to further their politics is extra notable and just as disingenuous.
Boss: Ryan, this scene is supposed to be Webby and Mrs. Beakly enjoying tea while Huey, Dewy, and Louie play hockey in the foyer. We don't need to add in references to patriarchy or this gamer gate thing.
Ryan: Fuck you JOB! You think you can tell me how to animate? I'm gonna have Launchpad come in and get bunker busted by Gizmoduck! I'm gonna have Webby scissor Mrs. Beakly's throbbing, feminine penis!
Boss: I"m pretty sure you don't know what scissoring is and you're fired.
Ryan: I'M GONNA TELL THE WORLD ON YOU!

I'm not a smart man by most accounts but even I can see the fatal flaw in Ryan's plan. I can also see how there might be an issue in loudly declaring to the world THAT YOU ARE USING YOUR GAY SHIT AS A CUDGEL TO BEAT EVERYONE INTO SUBMISSION.
 
it must be nice being 41 years old and reviewing worthless entertainment for a living
It's more of a problem regarding Bob's colossal immaturity and the awful work he puts out. I don't have a problem with older guys enjoying things that are mostly meant for younger audiences, fuck, sometimes it helps in building bonds between different generations. One of the older guys at a place I used to work had precisely this kind of relationship with his grandkids, he would take them to the movies and enjoy a good time together with the superheroes on the silver screen, considering how much special effects and the like evolved from the time this guy was on his teens to now, it is certainly a wildly different experience!

Now, if Bob merely enjoyed the MCU it wouldn't be a problem, even if he had a passion about it. The problem is Bob is one of the guys who make it a much bigger deal than it is, you can't deny that it's an iconic piece of popular culture, but it doesn't mean that it can be compared to works such as the Illiad, the Epic of Gilgamesh and the like! His immaturity seeps into everything he does, if Bob had any sort of maturity he wouldn't be writing the piss poor reviews he writes, he wouldn't treat Politics as if they were a game of Good Guys vs. Bad Guys, to the point of proposing the elimination of his political opposites, fuck, he wouldn't be MovieBob as we know him!

In the past he claimed he took diction classes to drop it in college as part of a broadcast media degree or whatever. Given the length of time that's passed and the amount of simmering rage he seems to have he's probably just stopped bothering trying to drop it.
Which is hilarious considering that people without any sort of formal training can learn it by practicing their voices, even if just to imitate actual announcers and other potent voices, fuck, people without any formal qualifications can learn and apply technical knowledge even if just by buying equipment and using it as they go. Bob has a fucking degree and can't produce anything with the slightest hint of professionalism!
 
The "Space Wizard movie intended for children" tweet will keep Bobby busy for the rest of the day
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I make an exception to spoiler the exchanges because they are too much and too tedious. TL; DR - Bobby refuses to take the L.

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If so many people fail to get your true implication, or oblivious to the "important themes" you "brightly highlight", the problem is likely that you are simply a shitty writer.

Only Elites like Bobby "get" the meaning of "comedy".
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And you can count on Elites like Bobby to offer Smart Criticizm.
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"Review the movie you saw, not the movie you WISH you'd seen instead". In practice it is neither practical nor desirable to separate the two.

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The link in the last-but-one tweet is Bobby's review of Scorsese's Silence.

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You can see most replies aren't even hostile, yet Bobby invariably feels attacked and puts up a defense. Speaking of white male fragility.

Fortunately, Bobby's asspatter brigade is always at hand to nurse his bruised ego and encourage his delusion of superior erudition.
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Always talking in cyphers. That's our Bobby.

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I strongly doubt humans have been writing stories specifically for children for thousands of years (never mind "hundreds of thousands of years"), perhaps with the sole exception of Aesop's fables. I think the "edifying literature" or Bildungsroman only came into being in the 18th Century, and in all likelihood none involved wizards.

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Yes. Disney can market Chris Hamsworth's naked butt to children. Because it is Disney.

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Anyone who criticizes Disney is suspicious of "roundabout hate speech".
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In the end, all you idiots are punished by being made to watch his review again.
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JewWhor.
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Review. 6 minutes.

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Bobby continues his lesson on how filmmaking works.
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WTF is a "Ptolemaic ideal" and what does Ptolemy has to do with "hourglass figure"?

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Defending a known women abuser? Tell me about it.

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The "good team" with Angels.
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