Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

[Kinochet]

She's not like other girls.

 

[Judgment Boy]

Ralph really out here in full-Karen mode, threatening to send a letter to a random dude's boss over shit like "Yeah, those definitely look like her dad's cabinets." Not sure why he's threatening to show up to the dude's work though. What's he gonna do, stand on the sidewalk and point at the building while shouting "ARREST 'IM!" over and over?

Meigh, you can't keep doing this trad LARP if you're not going to tard wrangle your not-husband, that's literally what trad wives do in private. It's not like you even have to talk him down or whatever. He's from Arkansas, just learn to square up.

 

[FinnSven]

She's not like other girls.
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Now she looks like Kris Novoselic and Dave Grohl had a baby.

And maybe they did?

Kurt was going to go public about this so they got him hooked on smack, killed him in his basement and framed Courtney Love!

The only reason she didn’t fry for Kurt’s death is she fucked the investigators.

 

[Amazing Criminal]

I'll never get over how bitch-made Ralph's threats are. It's always a "Pay them a visit" mafia-like implicit threat, except he's a fat retard on the internet and he has no backup.

 

[Frog Ken]

Whoa Pantsu, bit of a spicy tweet right there

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

https://theralphretort.com/a-portrait-of-an-alog/

 

[Davis O'Shaughnessy]

I'll never get over how bitch-made Ralph's threats are. It's always a "Pay them a visit" mafia-like implicit threat, except he's a fat retard on the internet and he has no backup.

Better yet, after Portugal round 1 & 2 most people would be happy to get a visit from a human sized stress-ball.

 

[InwardsStink]

https://theralphretort.com/a-portrait-of-an-alog/

Retard

 

[Kinochet]

https://theralphretort.com/a-portrait-of-an-alog/

Archive since Ralph has taken down articles before.

@Alinktothefacts you should file a restraining order like Adezero did to get the article taken down.

 

[#KillAllPedos]

Dave Grohl

Ha beat me to it.

https://theralphretort.com/a-portrait-of-an-alog/

She signed it “Amanda Ralph.” Lol when did that happen? Did he take Meigh on a date to the courthouse, or is it just more wishful thinking?

 

[DewsLit]

Here's the tweet that Pantsu (Ralph) wrote to promote his shitty blogpost.

T | A

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

She signed it “Amanda Ralph.” Lol when did that happen? Did he take Meigh on a date to the courthouse, or is it just more wishful thinking?

ralph signed it that way to pander to his retarded fanbase.

Here's the tweet that Pantsu (Ralph) wrote to promote his shitty blogpost.

months of slander !== posting text messages. lmao.

homie really making them seeth.

 

[csimp19]

https://theralphretort.com/a-portrait-of-an-alog/

So we've reached the point where the mother of his child is getting directly involved in the kind of online slap-fights that have led to numerous IRL assaults and other embarrassments. This dude gives absolutely no quarter in his quest to bring the fallout and consequences of being a self-proclaimed "tabloid king" to his doorstep. It's fascinating to watch.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

ralph signed it that way to pander to his retareded fanbase.

months of slander !== posting text messages. lmao.

homie really making them seeth.

FTFY

 

[Blarmed&Dangerous]

So we've reached the point where the mother of his child is getting directly involved in the kind of online slap-fights that have led to numerous IRL assaults and other embarrassments. This dude gives absolutely no quarter in his quest to bring the fallout and consequences of being a self-proclaimed "tabloid king" to his doorstep. It's fascinating to watch.

Ain't no way Meigh wrote that dog.

 

[csimp19]

Ain't no way Meigh wrote that dog.

Of course not. It's glaringly obvious she didn't write it. He probably spent 3-4 hours "crafting" it. So much time and effort to put the mother of his child squarely in the middle of some kind of imagined beef with The Internet. So bizarre.

 

[Swirling weeb]

When this is over she’s still going to be a horse be alone with a demon baby and with aids gg

 

[bonusmp3]

I am glad Ralph was cheering her on the whole entire time she typed up her piece of investigative journalism:

 

[Frog Ken]

The writing style does come off as Ethan trying to hold it in a bit. A bit less expressive and meandering than his normal, but well within what you'd expect from him

I'm 90% sure this was all him or at least he wrote the final draft.

 

[Obscura539]

It sure would sure be a shame if his employer, the Florida Aquarium, heard about his new hobby.

My dude, I can literally see you slowly talking to yourself as you type this out. If you're going to pretend to be Amanda Ralph (LOL. Even Ralph isn't dumb enough to marry an equine pedophile) maybe do not use phrases you constantly use.