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Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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How does someone so dumb they can't resist cross-posting to their completely anonymous Twitter account that they desperately want to stay anonymous come to believe that they're intelligent enough to write a novel worth anyone's time?
PhantasMagorical
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It went on for like 6 more minutes of a back and forth copy paste battle. Complete nonsense lol
Patrick has described him as a lot of things, one being a rodeo clown. Close enough to a gay cowboy imo
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Sorry for shitting up the thread because I'm still so fixated on this Zen koan:
"Cars aren't built like they used to be.
They're built far, far better. Which means maintaining them properly is more important than ever."
If they're built far, far better then why do they need so much more maintenance? And he thinks those terse sentences make him sound like a normal dude talkin' straight. Which means breaking normal sentences in two. When it's totally unnecessary. And douchey. And is the "better" referring to the cars themselves now being better or the building process being better?
Am I the only one who's just heard "like they used to" or "like they used to be made" instead of "like they used to be"? The way 1.7 writes it, it's like "built" is an adjective. Like "cars aren't red like they used to be" makes grammatical sense but it'd have to be "cars aren't being built like they used to be" for what's he's attempting.
It's just three sentences but is perfectly dumb, you can tell he leaned back in his chair after coming up with it, self-satisfied grin, "Damn you're good, Patrick."
"Cars aren't built like they used to be.
They're built far, far better. Which means maintaining them properly is more important than ever."
If they're built far, far better then why do they need so much more maintenance? And he thinks those terse sentences make him sound like a normal dude talkin' straight. Which means breaking normal sentences in two. When it's totally unnecessary. And douchey. And is the "better" referring to the cars themselves now being better or the building process being better?
Am I the only one who's just heard "like they used to" or "like they used to be made" instead of "like they used to be"? The way 1.7 writes it, it's like "built" is an adjective. Like "cars aren't red like they used to be" makes grammatical sense but it'd have to be "cars aren't being built like they used to be" for what's he's attempting.
It's just three sentences but is perfectly dumb, you can tell he leaned back in his chair after coming up with it, self-satisfied grin, "Damn you're good, Patrick."
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Cars are built better, but also more ugly and retarded. Like, you can survive a car crash way better, and (sometimes) the gas mileage is way more reasonable. But also, modern cars either look completely generic or like a possum fucked a dust buster. And they cheap out and cut corners in so many other areas.
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He’s retarded, it’s commonly known they’re built worse and are literally impossible to maintain at home now since everything requires specialist IT equipment.
Old cars, before (((planned obsolescence))) became industry standard for all new cars, when you could actually get under the hood and fix things, those are tanks that last for a long time.
Cars today are literally designed to be replaced. Why does he think they keep selling so many?
Torque Wheeler
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Cars are built far, far better child.
Right to repair will quietly go away with the next crisis taking the headlines and that's great for men like me who slob on the knob of giga corporations.
Anyway, let me tell you more about how a solid rear axle mustang is the greatest car ever built
Right to repair will quietly go away with the next crisis taking the headlines and that's great for men like me who slob on the knob of giga corporations.
Anyway, let me tell you more about how a solid rear axle mustang is the greatest car ever built
whore loving dragon
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They are far, far, doubleplus extragood better, child.
The classic Toyotas could only fit eight or ten bound and gagged negro children in the trunk. A new F-350 can easily quadruple your niggeroni harvest.
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Torque Wheeler sounds like the porn name for an effeminate fat gay man that likes to watch strange black men fart into his beard’s vagina.
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As one of the ONA boys hilariously pointed out, this thread is the first thing that comes up when you Google "realautomanic" lmao.
If he is trying to make this a viable project, anyone who searches it will be treated to this exposé of the Fat Pig first hahahahahaha
If he is trying to make this a viable project, anyone who searches it will be treated to this exposé of the Fat Pig first hahahahahaha
ellroy
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A side discussion: cars are indeed built better since there is improvements in manufacturing, design, and reliability. It’s nice getting better mileage, a robust automatic transmission (I miss manuals though), and safety features. Conversely: holy shit they are expensive to fix when something goes wrong and have no shelf life as soon as the manufacturer decides to discontinue a part. Automotive electronics is the best and worst thing that ever happened to cars.
At least with the old clunkers, theoretically you can take any busted part to a machinest, give them the dimensions, and get something close to it to put back in to get your rust bucket back on the road. I can’t imagine a modern car with back up cameras and lane sensors having that ability once a circuit or a chip fails.
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No more blogging
No more stand up comedy
No more editorials
No more photos at Hooligans
No more #amwriting
No more writing at all
No more sassy tweets
Just debt, debt and misery. What's next for this tragic saga?
No more stand up comedy
No more editorials
No more photos at Hooligans
No more #amwriting
No more writing at all
No more sassy tweets
Just debt, debt and misery. What's next for this tragic saga?
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We wait until Quasi decides to collect his retirement money from Patrick.
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Also- does he just automatically segment his tweets into thirds? What kinda fucking grammar is this? Who starts a sentence with "Are"?
The shitty blog is written in the same, cringe-inducing tryptych style
>upkeep
>preventative maintenance
>preservation
Way to say the same thing three times, retard. Also, "preventative maintenance"?! Really, Pat?
The shitty blog is written in the same, cringe-inducing tryptych style
>upkeep
>preventative maintenance
>preservation
Way to say the same thing three times, retard. Also, "preventative maintenance"?! Really, Pat?
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Probably another divorce
Firstname Lastname
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Uncle Gubsy
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On a whim, I threw "Torque Wheeler" into Brave search. This wrench looks like a great, relevant branding opportunity for Torque/Rick!
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The photo Torque posted today is also within sight of Hoolies hahaha it's his HQ
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kiwifarms threads aren't made like they used to be.
They're made far, far better. Which means shitposting on pat properly is more important than ever.
They're made far, far better. Which means shitposting on pat properly is more important than ever.
maybe that's like preventative medicine where he loses some weight so the car stops bottoming out over speedbumps.
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Wheeler is fat