Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Spunt]

He can't seriously transfer his own house, with a lien on it, of which he only owns half, to an LLC, can he? If nothing else it's defrauding the mortgage company.

 

[RonKindd]

He can't seriously transfer his own house, with a lien on it, of which he only owns half, to an LLC, can he? If nothing else it's defrauding the mortgage company.

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OP said he took six solid minutes to reply, an epoch in autism time.
Like, I realize you guys only started watching this movie two years in, but if you're not convinced by now that neither logic, reason, nor the law play any part whatsoever in his decision making, I don't know if you'll ever truly get what's going on here.

 

[Socrates]

Also- does he just automatically segment his tweets into thirds? What kinda fucking grammar is this? Who starts a sentence with "Are"?
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The shitty blog is written in the same, cringe-inducing tryptych style
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>upkeep
>preventative maintenance
>preservation

Way to say the same thing three times, retard. Also, "preventative maintenance"?! Really, Pat?

It's like he learned how to talk shop from a fuckin' home depot commercial or something. What a weird guy.

 

[TollBoothWilly]

I read his stupid blog and it's dumber than I expected, and I expected it to be pretty dumb. Get this guys. Did you know that you should use winter tires for driving in the snow? But don't go leaving them on once the snow melts. They make tires for summer driving that you should use instead. Wow. Such obscure knowledge. He follows that up with the suggestion that you should have your tires filled with nitrogen instead of air. He leaves out the fact that it costs around 150 dollars to have it done the first time and it accomplishes nothing. Airplane tires are filled with nitrogen because it doesn't contract and lose tire pressure in the extreme cold. I doubt Dork Feeler is shelling out the cash to fill up the tires on his 4 cylinder mustang with nitrogen. The next tip he gives is about washing your engine bay. He uses a BMW as an example. He suggests taking it to a place to have it dry ice blasted. That's like 700 dollars. His whole blog is just him telling you to take your car to a shop and waste money on stupid shit Fat saw in a YouTube video.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I read his stupid blog and it's dumber than I expected, and I expected it to be pretty dumb. Get this guys. Did you know that you should use winter tires for driving in the snow? But don't go leaving them on once the snow melts. They make tires for summer driving that you should use instead. Wow. Such obscure knowledge. He follows that up with the suggestion that you should have your tires filled with nitrogen instead of air. He leaves out the fact that it costs around 150 dollars to have it done the first time and it accomplishes nothing. Airplane tires are filled with nitrogen because it doesn't contract and lose tire pressure in the extreme cold. I doubt Dork Feeler is shelling out the cash to fill up the tires on his 4 cylinder mustang with nitrogen. The next tip he gives is about washing your engine bay. He uses a BMW as an example. He suggests taking it to a place to have it dry ice blasted. That's like 700 dollars. His whole blog is just him telling you to take your car to a shop and waste money on stupid shit Fat saw in a YouTube video.

The real positive though is you’d have practically unlimited access to whip it hits from your tires.

 

[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

He can't seriously transfer his own house, with a lien on it, of which he only owns half, to an LLC, can he? If nothing else it's defrauding the mortgage company.

If you don’t have access to some big dicked lawyers, transferring assets to avoid a judgement is pretty dicey, and Patso is out of his ever loving mind if he thinks Jerry Jen is above using the weaponized OnAF Autism he has at his disposal to find every single penny. I wouldn’t be surprised if Quasi ends up owning the Automanic and patrickstomlinson domain names by the time this is all said and done.

 

[Uncle Ted]

If you don’t have access to some big dicked lawyers, transferring assets to avoid a judgement is pretty dicey, and Patso is out of his ever loving mind if he thinks Jerry Jen is above using the weaponized OnAF Autism he has at his disposal to find every single penny. I wouldn’t be surprised if Quasi ends up owning the Automanic and patrickstomlinson domain names by the time this is all said and done.

I really hope he attempts a fraudulent transfer. That would let Quasi seize his house so fast his fat little pig head would spin.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

I'd love to write Prison Pat a letter

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

As one of the ONA boys hilariously pointed out, this thread is the first thing that comes up when you Google "realautomanic" lmao.
If he is trying to make this a viable project, anyone who searches it will be treated to this exposé of the Fat Pig first hahahahahahaView attachment 3463452

It was well worth the ten seconds editing the thread name.

 

[Mr Moonface]

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

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Amazing how his fedposts even have the same voice as the rest of his writing online. That’s the true sign of a 1.7 GPA genius.

 

[Firstname Lastname]

Quasi ending up with the deed to the Tomlinson sty would be utter perfection.

 

[oopsie doodle]

Every time I think that the antics of this walking mound of self-important blubber can't possibly get funnier, they do. He's an insufferable cunt falling down endless stairs and denying every bump, forever.

 

[Uncle Ted]

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Wow, Fatrick is looking slim these days.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Quasi ending up with the deed to the Tomlinson sty would be utter perfection.

Quasi kicks them both out and burns the fart blanket in front them as he moves in.

 

[Akashic Retard]

Can’t wait to see Fatrick’s gardening blog in which he takes pictures of planters he sees on the way to Hooligans. @saltthumb

 

[Mr Moonface]

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Lol. Nikki is cataloging his misdeeds to use as currency for her nights out at Shenanigan's : A Milwaukee Dyke Bar.

 

[yourdadscumdumpster]

Sadly he would fit in with today’s car journalists. Sites like Jalopnik are a husk of themselves and the writers seem to have active contempt for both their readers and the subject matter itself. Perfect for a self obsessed twat like Pat.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Sites like Jalopnik are a husk of themselves and the writers seem to have active contempt for both their readers and the subject matter itself.

That's just everything nowadays.