Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Lucas, sweetie, why do you care so much for what the Farms has to say? I thought you were a super famous transgender streamer with hundreds of thousands of fans worldwide. Could it be, that your number of fans are as fake as your tits and that you use bots to inflate your numbers in order to make yourself out to be really popular? Cry harder Lucas! You are one of the funniest lolcows to poke next to Ethan Ralph. However, Ethan Ralph does have some redeeming qualities in that he doesn't trick minors into taking bathtub HRT that will damage their bodies and cut their dicks off for his sexual gratification. Ethan Ralph is less of a scumbag then you Lucas. Let that sink in.
 
It's amazing that Jeremy is in a perpetual state of coming onto Lucas' stream to debate "in 20 minutes," almost as if Lucas is lying.
Tbh that would be funny as fuck. "Yeah just give me five minutes I'm just finishing a video" "yeah give me ten minutes I'm just finishing this boss in Elden Ring." "Yeah give me twenty minutes I'm dilating" until he's been streaming for hours without content.
 
>> Ethan Ralph has more redeeming qualities

I’d say his fuckin horse MEIGH has more redeeming qualities. At least she could probably not run in a circle for 45 minutes in a Zelda game and need tips from chat. And unlike you she’s a woman. A gross dirty assed gunt loving ugly one, but a woman nonetheless- something you can’t ever pass as in the actual world.
 
>> Ethan Ralph has more redeeming qualities

I’d say his fuckin horse MEIGH has more redeeming qualities. At least she could probably not run in a circle for 45 minutes in a Zelda game and need tips from chat. And unlike you she’s a woman. A gross dirty assed gunt loving ugly one, but a woman nonetheless- something you can’t ever pass as in the actual world.
I’d make some point about Meigh being an unapologetic enjoyer of lolicon, but then I remembered Lucas is a pedophile that grooms children and sterilizes them. Meigh has also given birth, something Lucas will never do.
 
Can we reband the site to "Mango Ranch" for April Fools next year or something? That name is too good.
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Mango Ranch.
 
The DMCAing and other petty internet shit do make me think of @theralph, but after factoring in the dog diddling, inappropriateness with children and the HRT-accelerated rapid onset aging, I'd say Lucas gives off @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg vibes minus the dumb hippie crap and Tommy somehow not being stupid enough to chop up his own dick.
 
The DMCAing and other petty internet shit do make me think of @theralph, but after factoring in the dog diddling, inappropriateness with children and the HRT-accelerated rapid onset aging, I'd say Lucas gives off @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg vibes minus the dumb hippie crap and Tommy somehow not being stupid enough to chop up his own dick.
quit summoning them
This thread already has plenty of faggots, read about them instead
 
I finally figured it out. This is what Lucas reminds me of.
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Compare the greasy sagging face, bulging droopy dead eyes, massive lips, and fucked up balding hair and teeth. Spitting image of Peter Lorre in Looney Tunes.
That's even reflected in "flattering" fanart like this
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Same dead eyed stare, fat lip and stringy hair.
Lucas is probably so triggered over this and seething as we speak. Remember that this fat dickless shit says he is hotter then a real woman. Ralph's horse bride is better looking then Lucas. At least Meigh is also a real woman who gave birth. The delusion of Lucas and his fans to make fan art of Lucas as a hot woman is fucking laughable.
 
I hope Tommy is threadbanned so he can’t shit up this thread again. Please avoid summoning him at all costs.

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Lame. At least say nigger or some shit.
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Lucas, just stop pretending.
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Lucas, you need to thread watch better.
Having to make a parody account of TheQuartering to show yourself up not using that account to give negative ratios to yourself.

Keffals’ “fans” can not meme.
 
Don't use all your jokes in one day, you won't have anything left for the many months you plan to keep this up!
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This person is really going out of their way to milk this gimmick after a single Keffals retweet, aren't they? I'm starting to think Keffals and his community of orbiters is just a "monster of the week" thing where some other random Twitter user / streamer lives rent free in their hivemind until they get bored and move onto the next thing. They're still at it, by the way. Comedic genius.

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This person is really going out of their way to milk this gimmick after a single Keffals retweet, aren't they? I'm starting to think Keffals and his community of orbiters is just a "monster of the week" thing where some other random Twitter user / streamer lives rent free in their hivemind until they get bored and move onto the next thing. They're still at it, by the way. Comedic genius.

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That's quarterpounder for you, that way lucas responds and he can milk it further
 
Tbh that would be funny as fuck. "Yeah just give me five minutes I'm just finishing a video" "yeah give me ten minutes I'm just finishing this boss in Elden Ring." "Yeah give me twenty minutes I'm dilating" until he's been streaming for hours without content.
God help me for giving Sargon any credit but it was a decent power play when he used to force people to wait for him to show up "i'm gonna take a shit then i'll be right there"
 
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