Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

[Alinktothefacts]

All I'm going to say is that May really has a thing for the term "mentally ill".

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

All I'm going to say is that May really has a thing for the term "mentally ill".

Glad to see your boss didn’t drown you in the fish tank just after he told you he’s a big fan of the Killstream and Ethan Ralph, owner and editor of the Ralph Retort.

 

[Judgment Boy]

https://theralphretort.com/a-portrait-of-an-alog/

Quote from the spergout:

"While we were in college he was obsessed with another female student."

Meigh, you were so obsessed with a lolicon Youtuber that you sent him multiple pieces of fanart for months, and that was before you'd even had an actual conversation. Hell, if we're to believe your side of the Lolicon Question, then you were literally so obsessed with a fat, autistic John Lennon that you not only supported his love for questionable material, but openly partook in that content so much so that it became most of your ENTIRE identity.

The worst those exchanges - if real - do is make @Alinktothefacts look kinda neurotic and insecure in terms of dating. Y'know, just like a lot of other average dudes in college. Sure, he might self-sabotage a bit, but at least he didn't go along with a girl's fetish of wanting to fuck anime children.

No matter who wrote this, Ralph or Meigh, it doesn't matter. Their combined decisions amount to being what I can only call "The Elephant's Foot of Retardation". This Nate dude's legitimately caused a nuclear meltdown in the crack shack, and he's a gatdamn hero for it.


ETA:

"He is delusional and totally hung up in the past."

Pretty big talk for someone who's been seething over plate emojis and a fucking corn joke for literal years now, but alright.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

All I'm going to say is that May really has a thing for the term "mentally ill".

He lifts phrases from us constantly. It’s kinda cute. Try to think of a good insult and drop it in a couple of sentences consistently for a week, it’s like fish jumping in the boat. (Get it lol).
Also cheers, glad you’re back.

 

[RisingPhoenix]

I think its funny that Ralph thinks sending a letter to employer in Florida about how a worker hurt his fee fees will actually work. Maybe in California that might fly.

Also @Alinktothefacts hope your in a better place than you were from the leaked texts and you got better friends around you now.

 

[fingersniffer]

What’re you gonna do Ralph? He’s just taunting you at this point.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ralph is pissed because Nate pointed out that May and Rozy had to move back in with Harry. I’m sure Ralph is real busy looking for a new crack shack and getting the family back under one roof is his number one priority. LMAO.

 

[An automatic clown]

Ralph is pissed because Nate pointed out that May and Rozy had to move back in with Harry. I’m sure Ralph is real busy looking for a new crack shack and getting the family back under one roof is his number one priority. LMAO.

It does seem like this was the catalyst.
I am doing arm chair psychology but given they both read the farms 24/7, I bet Link started posting shit, Ralph started Hollerin' to May about it and she probably said yeah I know who it is , it's Nathan but leave him alone or whatever. Link said May blocked him on Facebook months ago after he started posting here.
I am betting (does Ralph have a referral code for his betting apps I can use ?) that Ralph hit the fucking roof when Link said it seems like May is back in Rochester at the Harry "show feet" Morris crackshack while Gunt is in Florida paling around with Fatlaska

This caused Ralph to go nuclear and write a diary entry doxing the guy.

But I dunno I'm just an anon on the internet.

 

[Kinochet]

Pantsu felted yet again!

First Digibro wouldn’t protect her from a home invading stalker(rumors are she invited the stalker for attention), and now Ralph can’t even be bothered to travel 45 minutes to holler to defend m’lady’s honor!

Will Pantsu ever find a man willing to defend her?

Naw

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

All I'm going to say is that May really has a thing for the term "mentally ill".

Just dabbing on the micro penised, convicted sex offender midget! Ralph might actually kill himself over this, or at least would if he had any pride as a man.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

“He’s obsessed” says the little man that stalks this site for hours on end every single day, and brings up his internet daddy almost as often, about a guy who posts on here less than a dozen times a month, mostly to respond fairly to questions

 

[Journoscum]

Surprised they released the face pictures of @Alinktothefacts. If you're trying to paint somebody as a pathetic a-log, it kinda hurts your point when he is objectively better looking than both the people he is allegedly a-logging.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Ethan Ralph can’t support either of his children. One is financially dependent on his affluent grandfather. One is financially dependent on Virginia and United States taxpayers. What a worthless nigger.

Amanda Morris not only stays with this good for nothing slob, she enables his alcoholism, drug, gambling, and food addictions. What a stupid, self-hating ghoul and chubby loser.

Rozy would be better off as a ward of the state. At least Xander has a mom who’s not into child rape.

 

[Gina Gillotti]

All I'm going to say is that May really has a thing for the term "mentally ill".

Glad you're back.

Are you implying horse hooves wrote that not pig? Because we are all pretty familiar with the writing of the latter and maybe if they were married for 30 years I could see it rubbing off but it's awfully distinctive as of right now. Which means you're the victim of an attempted gunting. A ruse of guntery. Guntish tricks. It seems like the worst you have on your socials is "mild cringe" and if Ethan and Amanda had literal months to plan their attack on you and this is all that came out it is some weak shit so you really have nothing to worry about. See? It was not so bad and it is an anxiety you can probably put put to bed now if you had it in the back of your head. Explaining drama forums to your place of employment doesn't sound like it would be fun for anyone but one look at the players in question and you are not going to be the one with the reliability issue. They were idiots to escalate this and I hope you have some kino in reserve for if they do further.

 

[Noproblemo]

All I'm going to say is that May really has a thing for the term "mentally ill".

Sir, did Amanda burn the coal with you?

 

[Booby Jones]

Sir, did Amanda burn the coal with you?

His credibility is high now. If he was truly based, he'd lie, say yes, then never talk on the internet again.
Drop the nuke lil Nate.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Sir, did Amanda burn the coal with you?

He talked to Mantsu nonstop about some other girl the entire time. It would be savage af if he did so after blacking her lol. But I think our friend Link has much better taste than to fuck a post-op tranny.

His credibility is high now. If he was truly based, he'd lie, say yes, then never talk on the internet again.

The only people who’ve ever fucked Mantsu and publicly admitted it are Ralph and Digibro. Says it all really.

 

[He Who Points And Laughs]

Pantsu felted yet again!

First Digibro wouldn’t protect her from a home invading stalker(rumors are she invited the stalker for attention), and now Ralph can’t even be bothered to travel 45 minutes to holler to defend m’lady’s honor!

Will Pantsu ever find a man willing to defend her?
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Naw

m'horse's honor.

 

[3322]

His credibility is high now. If he was truly based, he'd lie, say yes, then never talk on the internet again.
Drop the nuke lil Nate.

Admitting you had sex with Meigh is a huge L that will probably negatively effect any future dating prospects, don't do it!

 

[AltisticRight]

There is absolutely no way pig hooves didn't hammer out this abomination of a diary article. Mock Faith's diary, at least it logically flows.

It’s sad when someone you once considered a friend goes out of their way to tear you down. It’s always out of a place of insecurity and jealousy. A normal person understands that life takes people in different directions, and they will continue with their business. If someone was really such a bad associate wouldn’t it be best to just cut them out and walk the other way? There is a special name for this particular breed of lowlife: Gator.

The article is about someone else, yet placed here is Gator of all people. Anyone who finished high school would be expecting the introduction to the article to... I'm not sure, introduce the person????? Or was Ralph trying to imply that this guy is synonymous with Gator? So he's using "Gator" as an adjective or what?! If so, he failed completely. Nothing says "just walk the other way" more than this:

This introduction fails as an analogy, as a metaphor, it just fails. The rest is garbage.

No idea Amanda (allegedly), he doesn't seem at all interested in you. You're the type of crying towel guys use when we are rejected by love interests. Yes, you're basically the male version of a friendzone and in this case, you were friendzoned by someone who was friendzoned, or at the very least, denied by a love interest.
Also, "literally" doesn't literally mean figuratively, the two are literally different words, Amanda "PR graduate" Morris (allegedly).

"First, let me preface".
Okay, Firstly, at first, the number one point is... (the structure of this sentence is shit, it's as if it was written by a child who found a thesaurus).
"retareded"

Yeah, pig hooves wrote this.