Furry Convention Drama - Because you can't have a couple thousand dog fucking enthusiasts under the same roof without shit hitting the fan

[D.Va]

I just find the exaggerated sexualisation of the suit fucking hilarious. It's too ridiculous to pop a boner over and the player is probably doing it because they, too, find it funny. Imagine getting this bitter over it.

The take is wrong anyway. The suit's owner is a self-identified tranny and the zoomer was subsequently ratio'd for getting salty over a fursuit at a con he didn't attend.

 

[Fag Albert]

I'm just glad these retards are gone and my drive to work isn't as cancer.

 

[Furry Troon]

It's too ridiculous to pop a boner over and the player is probably doing it because they, too, find it funny.

keep telling yourself that https://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/bighermgirl/

Spoiler: forgive me allah

 

[LeChampion1992]

Definitely the most accurate take I've seen wrt the booba horse suit.
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https://twitter.com/fubarrdog/status/1543708513993621505

https://archive.ph/W4Ixh

I mean yeah it's always pervy old men who wear the sexy dog/horse suit.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

keep it down, you're going to summon an eight paragraph post from AngryTreeRat

There was a con called Geeky Kink Event that had some hilarity. Namely the guy who owned it, Jeff Mach, turned out to be a bit of a sex pest. What's hilarious is that when he sold GKE to new owners, he also sold them the ball pit- and delivered it- Just the pit.

After all, he hadn't sold them the balls for the ball pit. He'd sold them the ball pit.

I don't have an eight paragraph post on such things, people hitting up cons got issues. I wouldn't go to cons at all if I wasn't literally paid to for work reasons. Who wants to be in a place full of stinky nerds? And sexually worked up stinky geeks are even worse.

 

[LeChampion1992]

I don't have an eight paragraph post on such things, people hitting up cons got issues. I wouldn't go to cons at all if I wasn't literally paid to for work reasons. Who wants to be in a place full of stinky nerds? And sexually worked up stinky geeks are even worse.

Sweaty stinky nerds used to = easy pussy.

 

[Corn Flakes]

I don't have an eight paragraph post on such things, people hitting up cons got issues.

Anyone dedicated enough to a hobby to travel out to attend a convention is likely to be in the top 10% of engagement with said hobby.

The top 10% of engagement among furries (and, let's be fair, also weebs) are fucking insane. So it tracks.

 

[Sintharia]

I'm just glad these retards are gone and my drive to work isn't as cancer.

If you're working in or around downtown Pittsburgh, your drive to work is never NOT cancer. At least when the furries are in town, you have colorful assholes in ridiculous shag carpets to make the otherwise soot-covered buildings look a little brighter.

Swear to god, the best thing about the lockdown was that there was no fucking rush hour traffic.

 

[Desumorphine]

I wonder what it's like in the furcons along the Orient and Europe.

I'd like to say it can't be much different as it is still furries but given how you basically never hear of any drama, I'd say Euro-cons at least seem to know how to keep the degeneracy behind closed doors.

 

[Furry Troon]

I'd like to say it can't be much different as it is still furries but given how you basically never hear of any drama, I'd say Euro-cons at least seem to know how to keep the degeneracy behind closed doors.

eurofurence dealer's den openly displays porn & has vore/macro/transformation/etc. meets on the official schedule. one of the con drinks at the bar is the 'spooge special', a cocktail that looks like an overflowing glass of cum

 

[Digital Style]

Slight PL...I saw the police come up to the rooftop while taking pics. They were chill, one of the DLCC staff warned that we needed to leave and gave us enough time to take photos. The cops were chill for the most part. I just think furries overreacted about the police because ACAB, 1312, protect (and infantilize) black lives from big scary cops.

Also, its fun watching furries calling for no cops to be at the convention next year. The stupidity of furries knows no bounds.

 

[LeChampion1992]

Slight PL...I saw the police come up to the rooftop while taking pics. They were chill, one of the DLCC staff warned that we needed to leave and gave us enough time to take photos. The cops were chill for the most part. I just think furries overreacted about the police because ACAB, 1312, protect (and infantilize) black lives from big scary cops.

Also, its fun watching furries calling for no cops to be at the convention next year. The stupidity of furries knows no bounds.

I for one welcome no police at a furry convention. I would love to see the crime and filth overrun the con and see the crazy commie queers actually suffer under their own rules.

 

[JethroTullamore]

I for one welcome no police at a furry convention. I would love to see the crime and filth overrun the con and see the crazy commie queers actually suffer under their own rules.

Hey, if someone robs from you than they just “needed it more” according to these people, right?

 

[LeChampion1992]

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Hey, if someone robs from you than they just “needed it more” according to these people, right?

Yeah honestly I would love to see this shit happen. I mean at first it will be cool and all the furs will brag but knowing furries by the second or third con it will be a shitshow. Honestly I would invite the entire Dallas homeless to furry fiesta if it happens in 2023.

 

[Corn Flakes]

Y
Yeah honestly I would love to see this shit happen. I mean at first it will be cool and all the furs will brag but knowing furries by the second or third con it will be a shitshow. Honestly I would invite the entire Dallas homeless to furry fiesta if it happens in 2023.

We have already seen multiple times what happens when just one or two furfags get their shit stolen at a con.

I wouldn't want to be the hotel hosting these people, though. The liabilities would be tremendous.

 

[BubblesLahey]

Y
Yeah honestly I would love to see this shit happen. I mean at first it will be cool and all the furs will brag but knowing furries by the second or third con it will be a shitshow. Honestly I would invite the entire Dallas homeless to furry fiesta if it happens in 2023.

Inviting the entire Dallas homeless to Furry Fiesta is a plan worthy of the late J.R. Ewing/Larry Hagman. ;D

 

[Fag Albert]

If you're working in or around downtown Pittsburgh, your drive to work is never NOT cancer. At least when the furries are in town, you have colorful assholes in ridiculous shag carpets to make the otherwise soot-covered buildings look a little brighter.

Swear to god, the best thing about the lockdown was that there was no fucking rush hour traffic.

I miss getting to work from home

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

I for one welcome no police at a furry convention. I would love to see the crime and filth overrun the con and see the crazy commie queers actually suffer under their own rules.

I, too, would love to see some Lord of the Flies shit, but you just know that a bunch of them would show up the next year in housefly costumes with comically oversized tits.

 

[Desumorphine]

eurofurence dealer's den openly displays porn & has vore/macro/transformation/etc. meets on the official schedule. one of the con drinks at the bar is the 'spooge special', a cocktail that looks like an overflowing glass of cum

I mean... that's cute n' all but is that really any different from your run of the mill anime con? Maybe that's me being a dumb Euro but I am 100% sure I seen shit like this displayed openly in convention centers, nobody bats an eye since people go in expecting it.

 

[Sintharia]

I mean... that's cute n' all but is that really any different from your run of the mill anime con? Maybe that's me being a dumb Euro but I am 100% sure I seen shit like this displayed openly in convention centers, nobody bats an eye since people go in expecting it.

Eurofurence is also, like all European cons, an 18+ event. There's no minors present for people to moralfag about.